Warning Potentially Disturbing Question - Sexy relatives

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Before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing my story because people asked...


Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/


First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's ****ed up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.


Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.



I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so ****ing beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy **** went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).
Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.


My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.


After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.
Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.


My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****ed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.



Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever ****ing seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.


A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.


But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.
  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    People asked about this? In the US and Europe, in fact in most of the world, this is really a taboo subject - I don't know who the hell would even think to ask about it.

    I'm thinking you have some ulterior motive for writing something intended to be shocking. I'm not clicking the link. I don't want to know or give any traffic to something you are promoting in this way. Sorry.
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    • Profile picture of the author Halcyon
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      ...

      I'm thinking you have some ulterior motive for writing something intended to be shocking. I'm not clicking the link. I don't want to know or give any traffic to something you are promoting in this way. Sorry.
      I too thought that he needed some face time with a shrink but I remembered reading this a while back. It's the story of Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia.
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by Halcyon View Post

        I too thought that he needed some face time with a shrink but I remember reading this a while back. It's the story of Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia.
        LMAO - - Halcyon - you got me good. I sincerely thought it was a marketing ploy.

        Geesh. I need to get out more.
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        • Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          LMAO - - Halcyon - you got me good. I sincerely thought it was a marketing ploy.

          Geesh. I need to get out more.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    Sal, the OP is playing games.
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    Just when you think you've got it all figured out, someone changes the rules.

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  • Profile picture of the author Nerohawk
    Hahahaha... my god i thought this was some sick perverted crap. you also got me good. dam star wars.
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    • Profile picture of the author cwilliams6009
      LOL! You guys are killing me . . . I was thinking, with a title like that how can I not want to look! I was totally into it almost up until the last line.
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  • Profile picture of the author paul_1
    wow... You should write a novel and make millions... You have the talent for this...
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  • Profile picture of the author Nerohawk
    Dam you star wars for giving us the luke and leia sister brother kiss. dam you!!!
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  • Profile picture of the author sloanjim
    Great stuff....i was kind of getting a bit "excited" about your story for a while imaganing all this going on. Like a real life porn movie.... He,he so the Hansome friend was Indiana Jones LOL
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  • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
    another good reason for never having watched star wars
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    • Profile picture of the author Christopher Fox
      Umm ... I think I need to see that video of your sister before I can make any qualified statements on the matter ...
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  • Profile picture of the author armedgrace
    LOL. Classic. For a moment there, I thought it was just sick perverted story of some dude whose trying to pull something out of his *ss.. but I got it when I'm in the middle part of my reading.

    "hhmm.. this really rings a bell, but I can't remember"
    Until the "darth vader" part explodes in my face resulting in uncontrollable laughing that I almost cry and fall to my knees laughing.

    man, that was good..
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  • You're an Aussie, Al...didn't Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson write a song about that? :p:rolleyes:
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  • Profile picture of the author Allan PDL
    LOL good stuff
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