Sixty Rolls Of Toilet Paper......
We have a little birthday tradition here that's left over from when my kids were real young.
First thing in the morning, a dozen donuts in a pyrimid.....a Donut Cake.
So my wife just leaves for the donuts, right at 6:00 AM....comes back in ....and says I've got to come outside.
And there it is.....at least sixty rolls of toilet paper hanging from about six trees on my front lawn. A massive thick white forest and other various violations.
And from evidence, I know it's a sister and her three daughters.
I almost turned sixty today, but, in defiance of such an unmagical age, have realized I've really just turned 20 for the third time.
Sooooo....now I get to turn 21 three more times........and paybacks......oh what paybacks......
When I was 20 before, I was a Pledge Master.....
As Bill Murray once said.... "So I've got that going for me"
First thing in the morning, a dozen donuts in a pyrimid.....a Donut Cake.
So my wife just leaves for the donuts, right at 6:00 AM....comes back in ....and says I've got to come outside.
And there it is.....at least sixty rolls of toilet paper hanging from about six trees on my front lawn. A massive thick white forest and other various violations.
And from evidence, I know it's a sister and her three daughters.
I almost turned sixty today, but, in defiance of such an unmagical age, have realized I've really just turned 20 for the third time.
Sooooo....now I get to turn 21 three more times........and paybacks......oh what paybacks......
When I was 20 before, I was a Pledge Master.....
As Bill Murray once said.... "So I've got that going for me"
Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.
Sal
When the Roads and Paths end, learn to guide yourself through the wilderness
Beyond the Path