Which shoe first...right or left?

by Dave Patterson

Posted: 12 years ago 21 replies

OFF TOPIC

...and do you tie the shoe you put on first before putting on the other shoe or wait until both shoes are properly on your feet?

(My contribution to the useless dribble competition..

)

jimbo13 12 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

(My contribution to the useless dribble competition..)

Au Contraire Dave

Right then Left followed by Right Shoelace then Left Shoelace.

Dan
- [ 1 ] Thanks
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[6132247].message }}

Alexa Smith

Banned 12 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

My contribution to the useless dribble competition

Not at all, Dave - not at all: the more theads we have about the shoes, the better.

My habit is to put the right shoe on before the left, and to do up any straps etc. on the right one before starting the left. How about you? Do you even wear shoes with laces?

Thanks
2 replies

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[6132338].message }}

jimbo13

12 years ago

Originally Posted by Alexa Smith

Not at all, Dave - not at all: the more theads we have about the shoes, the better.

My habit is to put the right shoe on before the left, and to do up any straps etc. on the right one before starting the left. How about you? Do you even wear shoes with laces?

Do you not have some manservant to carry out this task for you?

Dan

Thanks

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[6132361].message }}

Dave Patterson

12 years ago

Originally Posted by Alexa Smith

Not at all, Dave - not at all: the more theads we have about the shoes, the better.

My habit is to put the right shoe on before the left, and to do up any straps etc. on the right one before starting the left. How about you? Do you even wear shoes with laces?

Are you kidding? I don't wear shoes at all...unless of course a store clerk happens to look over the counter and say..."no shoes, no service"

Thanks

Signature

Professional Googler

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[6132406].message }}

jithuwebtech 12 years ago

First I will think about what to put on, if it's a shoe I will put left then right and after fitting then the lace...
- Thanks
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[6132366].message }}

whateverpedia

12 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

...and do you tie the shoe you put on first before putting on the other shoe or wait until both shoes are properly on your feet?

Geez, people must be pretty rich in Alabama if they can afford fancy stuff like shoes. Next you'll be telling me that folks round your way wear pants as well.

Wish I was rich like you folks.

Thanks
1 reply

Signature

Why do garden gnomes smell so bad?

So that blind people can hate them as well.

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[6132444].message }}

Dave Patterson

12 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Geez, people must be pretty rich in Alabama if they can afford fancy stuff like shoes. Next you'll be telling me that folks round your way wear pants as well.

Wish I was rich like you folks.

You'd be surprised at how civilized we are...

Thanks
1 reply

Signature

Professional Googler

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[6132507].message }}

MoneyMagnetMagnate 12 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

You'd be surprised at how civilized we are...

I am alerting the FCC - you are having a wardrobe malfunction!
- Thanks
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[6133214].message }}

KimW 12 years ago

I wear penny loafers, I'm too old to be bending over and tying shoes!
- Thanks
Signature

Read A Post.
Subscribe to a Newsletter
KimWinfrey.Com
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[6132470].message }}
JonathenBrown 12 years ago

It is a personal choice to wear Shoe or not.. I prefer to wear right shoe first then left whenever I go out.
- Thanks
- 1 reply
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[6132540].message }}
- Steven Wagenheim 12 years ago
  
  You know, I never thought of this until now, but I put on my left shoe first,
  then the right, then I tie the left and then the right.
  
  Of course if I'm wearing loafers, I dive into them both feet at the same time
  and that screws everything up.
  
  J/K. Loafers vary depending on my mood. :p
  
  [ 1 ] Thanks
  
  Signature
  
  My Soundcloud Music Channel
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[6132559].message }}

MikeAmbrosio

12 years ago

Whichever one I pick up first I put on first. As for tying, if it's my sneakers, they are always tied so I slip them on like loafers. If it's my workboots or dress shoes, that depends on which knee hurts worse that morning. I tie the one with the more painful knee first, to get it over with...

Thanks
1 reply

Signature

Are you protecting your on line business? If you have a website, blog, ecommerce store you NEED to back it up regularly. Your webhost will only protect you so much. Check out Quirkel. Protect yourself.

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[6132601].message }}

MissTerraK

12 years ago

Wow Dave!

I never realized how methodical I was before you asked.

It seems I always put on the right, tie, buckle fasten or whatever, then the left, always, every time.

Just as an experiment, I'm going to try it the other way and see if it messes up my day, lol!

Terra

Thanks
1 reply

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[6132939].message }}

Dave Patterson

12 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Wow Dave!

I never realized how methodical I was before you asked.

It seems I always put on the right, tie, buckle fasten or whatever, then the left, always, every time.

Just as an experiment, I'm going to try it the other way and see if it messes up my day, lol!

Terra

Warning: DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME!!!

(It may be akin to throwing a spike strip across the universal highway! You could mess up EVERYBODIES day...

)

[ 1 ] Thanks

Signature

Professional Googler

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[6132966].message }}

Joseph Robinson Banned 12 years ago

Left, then right, then tie left, then right. Wonder why I have shoes on my hands (and how I tied the laces). Start over.
- [ 1 ] Thanks
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[6132967].message }}
MoneyMagnetMagnate 12 years ago

Cowboy Boots - whichever one is closest...

Which brings me to the question...if you are left handed...are you left footed?
- Thanks
- 2 replies
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[6133049].message }}
- Dave Patterson 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate
  
  Cowboy Boots - whichever one is closest...
  
  Which brings me to the question...if you are left handed...are you left footed?
  
  I'm sorry...I believe that belongs here...http://www.warriorforum.com/off-topi...-counts-7.html
  
  Thanks
  
  1 reply
  
  Signature
  
  Professional Googler
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[6133077].message }}
  
  MissTerraK 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dave Patterson
  
  I'm sorry...I believe that belongs here...http://www.warriorforum.com/off-topi...-counts-7.html
  
  Here ya go Dave!
  
  Terra
  
  Thanks
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[6133179].message }}
- MissTerraK 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate
  
  Cowboy Boots - whichever one is closest...
  
  Which brings me to the question...if you are left handed...are you left footed?
  
  Or better yet, if you are left handed, are you left brained? :p
  
  Terra
  
  Thanks
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[6133101].message }}
MoneyMagnetMagnate 12 years ago

Maybe this explicitly descriptive video will be of assistance...

One Two Tie My Shoe Tutorial - YouTube

After this video...you should be able to teach your cat how to tie a shoe...
- Thanks
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[6133152].message }}
MoneyMagnetMagnate 12 years ago

Only left-handed people are in their right mind - :p

Right handed people are left brained :rolleyes:

And many WSO's are no-brainer...
- Thanks
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[6133173].message }}

Which shoe first...right or left?

Trending Topics

How do I effectively build and nurture an email list for affiliate marketing purposes?

Been a while! Any of you Old Timers here?

How much does the rebranding affect CR ?

Are billboards still effective in driving customers?

Boat and Jet Ski Rentals...... Door Hangers Effective?