PLEASE Don't Tell Me...

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A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and bees.

"I don't want to know" the child said, bursting into tears. "promise me you won't tell me".

Confused the father ask "what is wrong?

The boy sobbed " When I was six I got "There's no Easter Bunny speech".

"At seven I got the "There's no Tooth Fairy Speech".

"When I was eight you hit me with there is no Santa speech".

"If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for".
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    That's quite good.
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