25 Of The Most Obvious Headlines Ever (PICTURES)

12 years ago

Oh. My. Gosh!

Journalists actually get paid for that crap??

I laughed so hard, my belly hurts and tears are rolling down my face.

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Terra

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Dan Riffle

12 years ago

"Rally Against Apathy Draws Small Crowd"

Nice.

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LynnM 12 years ago

What puzzles me is who's paying to have these studies done?
And how do I get a job as one of the researchers ?
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- MoneyMagnetMagnate 12 years ago
  
  I wish I had the VCR set the night CBS had a news break, reporting,
  
  "A study by a leading University released today, cited the main reason for starvation in 3rd world countries, was due to lack of food..."
  
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Dennis Gaskill

12 years ago

My hope for humanity just went down a few notches.

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Just when you think you've got it all figured out, someone changes the rules.

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GT

12 years ago

LOL, funny headlines, indeed!

I've seen some funny headlines that were written that way intentionally, but the examples given in that slide show looked like they were all innocently humorous.

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MoneyMagnetMagnate

12 years ago

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MissTerraK 12 years ago

hehehe!

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- Steven Wagenheim 12 years ago
  
  Yeah, we're all going to hell.
  
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keithotzkie 12 years ago

Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate

What the..?
I didnt think a house could be that agressive.. xD
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- seasoned 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by keithotzkie
  
  What the..?
  I didnt think a house could be that agressive.. xD
  
  You know what they say(ahem... SAID), dog bites man is not a story. Man bites DOG ***IS***.
  
  DISCLAIMER!!!!!!!!! That saying was from when I was a kid. Maybe EARLIER! So it includes some common sense, and WAS true! As we NOW know, dog bites man is now often news!
  
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seasoned

12 years ago

OK, SORRY GUYS! I wish I had more thanks to hand out. 8-( But one DID surprise me!

#19 "teen pregnancy drops after the age of 25"

WOW, I must be TOTALLY wrong about this. I thought that the gestation of an elephant was only 22 months! I always thought that was the longest I had heard of and that humans were only 9 months. But that CAN'T be because THEN teen pregnancies would drop after the age of 19!

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Dennis Gaskill

12 years ago

Originally Posted by seasoned

OK, SORRY GUYS! I wish I had more thanks to hand out. 8-( But one DID surprise me!

#19 "teen pregnancy drops after the age of 25"

WOW, I must be TOTALLY wrong about this. I thought that the gestation of an elephant was only 22 months! I always thought that was the longest I had heard of and that humans were only 9 months. But that CAN'T be because THEN teen pregnancies would drop after the age of 19!

Steve

Yeah, when I saw that headline I was wondering what kind of drugs the writer was on.