I fought the bear, and the bear won.

by Joseph Robinson Banned
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So to help out Ashley over in this thread, I asked for drawings of me fighting a bear. Well, the OP delivered and now I want to show them off.

In this picture, I had the early upper hand, kicking the stupid bear straight in the jaw.



But somehow, the bear became weaponized, and I quickly realized that I was ****ed. So I ran away, and I'm now posting this from a tree.



Wait...can't bears climb trees?

I'm dead .
  • Profile picture of the author Emily B
    I'm a little disappointed, I thought (at first glance) the bear in the second picture had an afro. Looks like it's a helmet though.

    Good luck with your dilemma. If there are any beehives nearby, maybe you can distract the bear with honey.
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    • Originally Posted by Emily B View Post

      I'm a little disappointed, I thought (at first glance) the bear in the second picture had an afro. Looks like it's a helmet though.

      Good luck with your dilemma. If there are any beehives nearby, maybe you can distract the bear with honey.
      What...you've never seen a Black Bear? :rolleyes:
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  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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    That's the beautiful thing about art. We can interpret it as an afro. Doesn't help my situation though, because now it seems that I am facing a bear version of Jules Winnfield.

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  • Profile picture of the author NathanielFletcher
    Hey Joe, it looks like the bear has a gun with it. Do you think climbing a tree can be of any help? lol
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  • Profile picture of the author keithotzkie
    Haha.. Is that a normal bear..?
    I think its a digimon.. It got weapons with it.. haha. xD
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Um.

    I see you have some free time these days, Joe.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    I fought the bear, and the bear won.
    See what happens when you eat brontosaurus legs in public? The other critters arm themselves out of fear. :rolleyes:
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  • Profile picture of the author emarion1114
    Very funny, nice one dude! Good luck with the bear!
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  • Profile picture of the author blogfreakz
    And I thought you were singing Bobby Fuller Four song ... your drawing looks nice it can make a good meme rock on ... lol
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  • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
    Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

    So to help out Ashley over in this thread, I asked for drawings of me fighting a bear. Well, the OP delivered and now I want to show them off.

    In this picture, I had the early upper hand, kicking the stupid bear straight in the jaw.



    But somehow, the bear became weaponized, and I quickly realized that I was ****ed. So I ran away, and I'm now posting this from a tree.



    Wait...can't bears climb trees?

    I'm dead .
    Should've been more specific, eh?

    But good drawings.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      You should put your shorts back on.

      Seems you changed into some evil pants that you found in the woods and transformed a bear into a full fledged militia maniac.

      Either that, or you were playing with Alice and followed her down that hole!

      Don't know what to do? Go ask Alice.

      Terra
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        You should put your shorts back on.

        Seems you changed into some evil pants that you found in the woods and transformed a bear into a full fledged militia maniac.

        Either that, or you were playing with Alice and followed her down that hole!

        Don't know what to do? Go ask Alice.

        Terra

        To go along with this, Joe, in the first picture you're wearing shorts AND a hoodie. Come on, is it hot or cold? Make up your damn mind.
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        • Profile picture of the author teamfive
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          To go along with this, Joe, in the first picture you're wearing shorts AND a hoodie. Come on, is hot or cold? Make up your damn mind.
          Haha.. I dont know if you notice it too that on the second drawing, he is now wearing a pants... haha..
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          • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
            Originally Posted by teamfive View Post

            Haha.. I dont know if you notice it too that on the second drawing, he is now wearing a pants... haha..
            Yeah, I'm not sure if, in the midst of battle, he took off his shorts and put pants on or if he's completely bottomless and he has cankles.
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            • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

              Yeah, I'm not sure if, in the midst of battle, he took off his shorts and put pants on or if he's completely bottomless and he has cankles.
              When I get scared, I start taking off my clothes. Is that not a natural reaction?
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              • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                When I get scared, I start taking off my clothes. Is that not a natural reaction?
                Only if you were so scared that you piddled your pants or messed yourself...so which was it? :p

                Terra
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                • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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                  Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                  Only if you were so scared that you piddled your pants or messed yourself...so which was it? :p

                  Terra
                  Neither, I just thought the best move would be to get naked .
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                  • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                    Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                    Neither, I just thought the best move would be to get naked .
                    Haha!

                    You must have left that drawing out.

                    Terra
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                    • Profile picture of the author Carlton Johnson
                      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                      Haha!

                      You must have left that drawing out.

                      Terra
                      Yep, I think he did. To much ammunition was on show...
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                    • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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                      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                      Haha!

                      You must have left that drawing out.

                      Terra
                      I'm going to do what any smart marketer would do: I'm going to charge for it .
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                      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                        Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                        I'm going to do what any smart marketer would do: I'm going to charge for it .



                        Terra
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                  • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
                    Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                    Neither, I just thought the best move would be to get naked .
                    Maybe that would work. It is a common reaction to avoid someone who seems crazed. Could be that the bear would think you're crazy and back off, in case you have rabies or something.
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              • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                When I get scared, I start taking off my clothes. Is that not a natural reaction?
                Mental Note: Don't sneak up behind Joe and scream, "Boo!"
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            • Profile picture of the author Prashant_W
              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

              Yeah, I'm not sure if, in the midst of battle, he took off his shorts and put pants on or if he's completely bottomless and he has cankles.
              Dan, the kick in the jaw was the prelude to an obvious rape attempt. Joe... You've got to learn to be as smooth as Joey Tribbiani. First step, add the y to your name.
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  • When I first read the headline...I thought it said "I fought the BEER, and the BEER won! :p
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  • Profile picture of the author lcombs
    Davie Crockett not with-standing, Bears will kick your ass EVERY time!
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    • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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      Originally Posted by lcombs View Post

      Davie Crockett not with-standing, Bears will kick your ass EVERY time!
      You kidding me? Bears tremble when they hear my name . As a matter of fact, the whole reason they became weaponized is because it became necessary to evolve to survive. Now it's my turn to counter them...
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      • Profile picture of the author lcombs
        Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

        You kidding me? Bears tremble when they hear my name . As a matter of fact, the whole reason they became weaponized is because it became necessary to evolve to survive. Now it's my turn to counter them...
        OHHHH....

        My mistake.
        I didn't realize you were THAT Joe Robinson.
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        • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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          Originally Posted by ashleybs18 View Post

          @ Joe Robinson

          Hi, I am sorry I had not completed the rest of the art, I haven't been at home until right now, and this is only a lunch break so to speak. I will finish it tomorrow when I take a longer break at home.

          Thank you so much again.
          Take your time, as you can see we are already enjoying your work here!
          Originally Posted by lcombs View Post

          OHHHH....

          My mistake.
          I didn't realize you were THAT Joe Robinson.
          Yes, I'm the incredibly famous one.
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    @ Joe Robinson

    Hi, I am sorry I had not completed the rest of the art, I haven't been at home until right now, and this is only a lunch break so to speak. I will finish it tomorrow when I take a longer break at home.

    Thank you so much again.
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    Someone needs to explain to Joe the difference between "bear" and "bare".
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Someone needs to explain to Joe the difference between "bear" and "bare".
      I dunno. I think the guy who saw it as b-e-e-r had the best idea of the whole thing.
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      • Profile picture of the author lcombs
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        I dunno. I think the guy who saw it as b-e-e-r had the best idea of the whole thing.
        Hate to admit it but, there have been too many nights when beer absolutely kicked my ass. :rolleyes:
        Back in my younger days of course.
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        • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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          Originally Posted by lcombs View Post

          Hate to admit it but, there have been too many nights when beer absolutely kicked my ass. :rolleyes:
          Back in my younger days of course.
          Beer actually saved my ass in this case. After offering the bear a drink, we became friends. His name is Steve.
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    • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Someone needs to explain to Joe the difference between "bear" and "bare".
      Did the conversation go something like this?
      "I'm a bear. You're not, so I need to get rid of you, tearing you apart with my claws and teeth...or maybe just use a gun."

      The human frantically takes off his clothes and shouts, "I'm bare now, too, see! Now, there's no reason to attack me, right!?"
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    Hey that was a pretty lucid statement for being totally whacked, Tbird. Whaccha smokin'?
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Hey that was a pretty lucid statement for being totally whacked, Tbird. Whaccha smokin'?
      Too many children's cartoons with talking animals.
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  • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
    Forget all this Bear crap..

    When are you going to be done with that sandwich?
    you have been eating it for weeks now...Where did you get it?

    And why are you wearing Eagles Jersey? Or is that a JETS?
    Wont Tom Brady be jealous?
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    • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      I would have guessed the beer drinking bare bear's name was Barry.
      Pun opportunity: missed.

      Originally Posted by Big Rob View Post

      Forget all this Bear crap..

      When are you going to be done with that sandwich?
      you have been eating it for weeks now...Where did you get it?

      And why are you wearing Eagles Jersey? Or is that a JETS?
      Wont Tom Brady be jealous?
      That turkey leg will be immortalized (and eaten forever). BTW, that's an Aeropostale shirt. Don't you insult my fandom by mentioning either of those teams, especially the Jets .
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        Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

        Pun opportunity: missed.



        That turkey leg will be immortalized (and eaten forever). BTW, that's an Aeropostale shirt. Don't you insult my fandom by mentioning either of those teams, especially the Jets .
        You went to Epcot, you jerk?
        Very GQof you.
        I dont like THEM either, even though the played in Shea Stadium where my beloved early '70s METS played.
        Gotta root for Tebow though. Go GATORS!
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        Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

        Pun opportunity: missed.
        But just barely...
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    Was the title of this thread a reference to a song by The Clash?

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    • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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      Originally Posted by Big Rob View Post

      You went to Epcot, you jerk?
      Fronteirland actually. Where do they offer the turkey legs in Epcot?

      Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

      Was the title of this thread a reference to a song by The Clash?

      The Clash - I Fought The Law - YouTube
      You win a cookie!
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