Let the Gender Wars BEGIN!!

by garyv
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Ok - I'm posting this all in good fun... but I'm running and ducking after I leave it here...




I think he left out Dog-House.


let the flaming begin!
  • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
    LOL Gary!

    But I give them both a big fail.

    It's not the world's best kept secret that a lot men have no talent in being romantic and even come up with lame excuses as to why, like I grew up on the ranch with cows, etc.

    But that woman wasn't too bright either. There are so many other words to choose from to induce sensuality rather than dirty. :rolleyes:

    She should have chosen sexy or provocative or enticing or titillating or erotic or something similar. Sheesh!

    Terra
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

      She should have chosen sexy or provocative or enticing or titillating or erotic or something similar. Sheesh!

      Terra

      Care to give us some examples?
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        Care to give us some examples?
        Uggh!

        Where is that zippered mouth smiley when you need it?

        Terra
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        • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          Uggh!

          Where is that zippered mouth smiley when you need it?

          Terra
          You're welcome:



          Now go make me a sandwich .
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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

            You're welcome:



            Now go make me a sandwich .


            Since when did Mickey Mouse become so...

            evil?

            Just wait til I tell Minnie!

            Terra
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            • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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              Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post



              Since when did Mickey Mouse become so...

              evil?

              Just wait til I tell Minnie!

              Terra


              YOU WOULDN'T.

              I should probably change that avatar now, the thread it was intended for has now been buried...
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              • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post



                YOU WOULDN'T.

                I should probably change that avatar now, the thread it was intended for has now been buried...
                Oh no!

                You shaved off your mustache. :p

                Terra
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                • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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                  Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                  Oh no!

                  You shaved off your mustache. :p

                  Terra
                  I NEVER HAD A MUSTACHE. IT WAS THE TURKEY LEG .

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                  • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
                    Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                    I NEVER HAD A MUSTACHE. IT WAS THE TURKEY LEG .

                    I like to believe it was a Steak and Cheese Sub

                    And not for nothin, My Brother, but you need a better Photog...

                    VIVA LE SECRET EMPEROR OF DIZNEE!
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                  • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                    Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                    I NEVER HAD A MUSTACHE. IT WAS THE TURKEY LEG .

                    The turkey leg had a mustache and you were actually still eating it?

                    Terra
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                    • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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                      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                      The turkey leg had a mustache and you were actually still eating it?

                      Terra
                      That's it. I'm never having an avatar again. *Hmph*
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                      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                        Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                        That's it. I'm never having an avatar again. *Hmph*
                        Ha!

                        I'll believe that when I see it.

                        Ya know I'm just messin' with ya, right?

                        But right now, I think a Donald Duck one would be appropriate.





                        Terra
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                        • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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                          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                          Ha!

                          I'll believe that when I see it.

                          Ya know I'm just messin' with ya, right?

                          But right now, I think a Donald Duck one would be appropriate.





                          Terra
                          So tempted...perhaps I'll just stick with the one I have. Unless I can get Joe's "Avatar of the Day" to become popular and then monetize it...

                          Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

                          @ Joe Robinson - you look completely different in every avatar you use. I think you're just trying to confuse me. Is it working?
                          I can explain! Or can I...

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                      • Profile picture of the author Horny Devil
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                        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                        The turkey leg had a mustache and you were actually still eating it? Terra
                        This is my 'spun' version: The turkey had a mustache and was still actually eating you by the leg?





                        Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                        That's it. I'm never having an avatar again. *Hmph*
                        Are you sure Joe? She's quite pretty.

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    Originally Posted by garyv View Post


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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    Let the Gender Wars BEGIN!!
    Do we get to choose which side we're on?



    @ Joe Robinson - you look completely different in every avatar you use. I think you're just trying to confuse me. Is it working?
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    • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      Do we get to choose which side we're on?
      For shame, Dennis! For shame!
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      Do we get to choose which side we're on?

      Nowadays, Dennis, yes you can. I can help you out if you decide to go that direction. I have some really sharp scissors.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
        Originally Posted by Sumit Menon View Post

        For shame, Dennis! For shame!
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        Nowadays, Dennis, yes you can. I can help you out if you decide to go that direction. I have some really sharp scissors.
        You chaps have the wrong idea, I'm not looking to change my gender, but to make the most of it. I'm looking at it like this...

        ...if you're going to war and be huddled in the trenches with one gender, do you want to be huddled with the lovely ladies or a bunch of smelly guys?
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        • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
          Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

          ...if you're going to war and be huddled in the trenches with one gender, do you want to be huddled with the lovely ladies or a bunch of smelly guys?
          I wouldn't survive with the ladies. One accidental fart and I'd be cannon fodder...
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        • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
          Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

          You chaps have the wrong idea, I'm not looking to change my gender, but to make the most of it. I'm looking at it like this...

          ...if you're going to war and be huddled in the trenches with one gender, do you want to be huddled with the lovely ladies or a bunch of smelly guys?
          Haven't you heard the phrase "bros before hos"? It originated in your country as I've come to know!
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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            Originally Posted by Sumit Menon View Post

            Haven't you heard the phrase "bros before hos"? It originated in your country as I've come to know!
            Only guys that have nothing of value to offer a lady say that.

            The terminology is an obvious clue.

            Terra
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            • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
              Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

              Only guys that have nothing of value to offer a lady say that.

              The terminology is an obvious clue.

              Terra
              The saying doesn't include ladies.
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              • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                The saying doesn't include ladies.
                I know that and you know that, but do they know that?

                Terra
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                • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                  Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                  I know that and you know that, but do they know that?

                  Terra
                  Who? The bros or the hos?
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                  • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                    Who? The bros or the hos?
                    I was referring to both.

                    Actually, the truth be told, I was just messin' with ya. :p

                    You're slipping, Dan!

                    Terra
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                    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                      I was referring to both.

                      Actually, the truth be told, I was just messin' with ya. :p

                      You're slipping, Dan!

                      Terra

                      I was just toying with your words, Terra. Have you had your coffee yet today?
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                      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                        I was just toying with your words, Terra. Have you had your coffee yet today?
                        Haha!

                        Three quarters of it, I'm almost there!

                        Terra
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                    • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
                      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                      Only guys that have nothing of value to offer a lady say that.

                      The terminology is an obvious clue.

                      Terra
                      My point exactly! Dennis shouldn't have anything to do with the ladies! It's a war! You don't go to the other side just because they are nice. Geez, no wonder they say a world ruled by women would be devoid of wars!
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                      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                        Originally Posted by Sumit Menon View Post

                        My point exactly! Dennis shouldn't have anything to do with the ladies! It's a war! You don't go to the other side just because they are nice. Geez, no wonder they say a world ruled by women would be devoid of wars!
                        Hahaha!

                        Sumit, you crack me up!

                        All women can be catty and you'd be surprised at the degree of cattiness that some "ladies" exhibit. They're just much more discreet about it.

                        Terra
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                        • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
                          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                          Hahaha!

                          Sumit, you crack me up!

                          All women can be catty and you'd be surprised at the degree of cattiness that some "ladies" exhibit. They're just much more discreet about it.

                          Terra
                          Well, we already know that. Let's get back to the point...

                          None of the ladies came to your help. Looks like they already knew you gals are gonna lose.See now, I like you and I commend you for seeing this through even when you are losing.. But, I'm still gonna have to crush you like a bug!
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                          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                            Originally Posted by Sumit Menon View Post

                            Well, we already know that. Let's get back to the point...
                            Uh, what exactly was the point? lol

                            Terra
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                            • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
                              Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                              Uh, what exactly was the point? lol

                              Terra
                              The war! Hello:confused:
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                              • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                                Originally Posted by Sumit Menon View Post

                                The war! Hello:confused:
                                So what am I supposed to say to that?

                                Men drool and women rule?

                                Terra
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                                • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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                                  Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                                  So what am I supposed to say to that?

                                  Men drool and women rule?

                                  Terra
                                  How about you don't talk and bring me that sandwich I requested 30 posts ago .
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                                  • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
                                    Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                                    How about you don't talk and bring me that sandwich I requested 30 posts ago .
                                    One for me too.. If it tastes good we might even throw you a "thank you".
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                                    • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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                                      Originally Posted by Sumit Menon View Post

                                      One for me too.. If it tastes good we might even throw you a "thank you".
                                      Speak for yourself, I'm not saying thanks after a two day wait .
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                                    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                                      Why certainly my darling Joe!



                                      And how could I forget my Sumit?





                                      Terra
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                                      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                                        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                                        Why certainly my darling Joe!



                                        And how could I forget my Sumit?





                                        Terra
                                        I'm assuming your husband is very thin.
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                                        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                                          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                                          I'm assuming your husband is very thin.
                                          Actually he's not too thin and not too thick, but just right!

                                          Of course, because he has learned not to demand anything from me, his sandwiches look more like this:





                                          Terra
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                          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                            Originally Posted by Sumit Menon View Post


                            None of the ladies came to your help. Looks like they already knew you gals are gonna lose.See now, I like you and I commend you for seeing this through even when you are losing.. But, I'm still gonna have to crush you like a bug!
                            Ha!

                            Look who's winning now!

                            Not bold enough or clever enough for a comeback to my last post? heh heh

                            Terra
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                            • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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                              Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                              Ha!

                              Look who's winning now!

                              Not bold enough or clever enough for a comeback to my last post? heh heh

                              Terra
                              I was going to say because he has you well trained; but felt like that would start escalating things beyond just a joke...
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                              • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                                Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                                I was going to say because he has you well trained; but felt like that would start escalating things beyond just a joke...
                                Aww, what a sweetie!

                                I'm done anyway.

                                It's not fun being in a war with guys you actually like.

                                Terra
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                            • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
                              Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                              Ha!

                              Look who's winning now!

                              Not bold enough or clever enough for a comeback to my last post? heh heh

                              Terra
                              A man's gotta watch some TV and go to sleep, you know. And now since you've already surrendered I find it unnecessary to reply to that comment. :p
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          • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
            Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

            I wouldn't survive with the ladies. One accidental fart and I'd be cannon fodder...
            Exactly my point! Can't trust a man's ... er, self-control.

            Originally Posted by Sumit Menon View Post

            Haven't you heard the phrase "bros before hos"? It originated in your country as I've come to know!
            Hos? We're not talking about gardening here, but if it comes down to a war between men and garden hos I'll side with the men every time.

            Better now, Sumit?
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    You know, what? This is my avatar of the day now lol.
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    • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

      Why certainly my darling Joe!



      And how could I forget my Sumit?





      Terra
      Why does he get the pretty one? He isn't even gonna say Thank You!

      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      Hos? We're not talking about gardening here, but if it comes down to a ware between men and gardon hos I choose the men every time.

      Better now, Sumit?


      Thanks Joe.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post



      You know, what? This is my avatar of the day now lol.
      Hahaha!

      Okay, now that cracked me up!

      @Sumit - Beauty is in the eye of the beholder so just change your beholding. :p

      Terra
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    Originally Posted by garyv View Post


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    Well the Kitchen, Bathroom, and Living room can be "dirty" answers. : )
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