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If I Could Just Take A Moment In The Main Discussion Forum To Pre-Sell You On My Upcoming WSO

by JayXtreme
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I am thinking about running an offline crack for n00bs, graphical, header and footer hands off, beach profits with your granny WSO...

It would be greatly appreciated if you could just pop in below here and give me a few more suggestions for what I could sell to you.... I already have the product finished as ou can see from my title in bold above, but anything you say might or might not (probably not, I don't have the intelligence to improve this crap) be included for your benefit.

I understand that the people who respond won't actually be buying, but I want the opinions anyway in the hope that the extra attention and exposure I generate will allow me to earn a few extra dollars for coffee.....


Far be it from me to get my ass out the gutter and go market something in the real world... I've got a forum full of unsuspecting fools to hawk my wares to, right?


/FFS

Jay

p.s. I juust wnt makeh teh monisez...
  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Jay -- I really have some mixed feelings about this post. You have been a good Warrior and we support you -- BUT - You are not helping the OT spam problem with this one. Newbies won't understand the difference between your post and theirs. Especially with the plea for added exposure. I'm not going to infract you or report the post, but I believe this was in very bad taste.
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  • Profile picture of the author JayXtreme
    Ha...

    That's hilarious Sal...

    You think about giving me an infraction, but in threads like:

    http://www.warriorforum.com/off-topi...dit-based.html

    You'd rather just throw fuel on the fire?....
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    Bare Murkage.........

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    offline crack for n00bs, graphical, header and footer hands off, beach profits with your granny WSO...

    I don't understand what this is supposed to mean, I am not prepared to perm any one from three to find whatever link you wanted me to click on and I think your response to Sal was pointless and disrespectful.

    Did civil war get declared and nobody told me?
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    • Profile picture of the author JayXtreme
      Originally Posted by artwebster View Post

      offline crack for n00bs, graphical, header and footer hands off, beach profits with your granny WSO...

      I don't understand what this is supposed to mean, I am not prepared to perm any one from three to find whatever link you wanted me to click on and I think your response to Sal was pointless and disrespectful.

      Did civil war get declared and nobody told me?
      There was no link to click Art...

      My post was a sarcastic quip at some of the promotion that goes on around here...

      In hindsight, my post was unnecessary and wrong.

      @HeySal

      My apologies to you for the post and for my reply to you that followed..

      Peace

      Jay

      p.s. I should know when to leave my humour in the bedroom drawer
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  • Profile picture of the author KimW
    Jay,Can you sleep at night? If so, then it's all good. I recently made a post I thought was funny and I got an infraction for it.The poster said I insulted them.
    I PMed them and said it was suppose to be funny and if they poster was insulted,I was sorry but I was still going to sleep at night because there was no intentional harm done.

    Reality is that on boards and forums, no amtter how you try, not every one is going to understand everything the way you meant them when you posted it.

    Anyway,loved your line:p.s. I juust wnt makeh teh monisez...


    I have friends in a gaming clan,and the above line reminded me of what they run into all the time,as explained below:
    It was always hilarious to play against a team with some big tough name and tell them that you were the flower delivery boys. Although it did lead to some epically stupid quotes from people, my favorite being "U guyz R delvr flours?"
    Peace out.
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Jay -

      I understood exactly what you meant. Had to sit on my hands a couple times yesterday just to keep from a sarcastic reply to posts trying to pre-promote wso's.

      Never mind the poster was a member of a few hours with less than 10 posts - had no posts over 8 words, no name, no site - amazing how many people replied they had time to "review" the supposed "wso product". If that's all their time it worth, fine.

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    • Profile picture of the author ThomM
      I got it Jay as soon as I read the title.
      The main section has been seeing them a lot lately and they are always down here.
      My fingers got so sore from typing 'Bite my shiny metal ass' that I just give them this link now instead.
      http://tolodd.com/bysma.xhtml
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  • Profile picture of the author Teresa Coppes
    Can I get a free review copy?

    hahahaha
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    It's all good Jay -- I get completely what you are saying and why you posted. I just don't want every blamed newbie with a crap WSO to come in here petitioning for us to read their WSO then point to this thread when we tell them to jump off a cliff. For that reason I didn't even look at the link, I just posted. I'll look at the link now so I can see what the joke was. Apparently I missed something.

    Okaaaay - just read further. I'll take 4 of em.
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  • Profile picture of the author oneempowered
    I appreciated the sarcasm and got a good laugh from it.

    Thanks.
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