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A Vietnamese doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says 'That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

The Australian doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Queensland, put him in to Canberra for one year, and now half the country is looking for work.

PS - For non-Aussies, the Australian Prime Minister comes from Queensland and works in Canberra

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