Tommy's Splendiferous New NONSENSE thread.

by Mike Wright

Posted: 16 years ago 19 replies

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In recognition of Tommy's supreme insight into genius and assembling
many of the world's remaining intellectual giants into one original and
unique forum topic which is now full up and archived, it is behest
upon us to continue this great work in his Name.

I therefore name this thread NONSENCE II and bless all who sail in her,
him or it .... whatever.

Sound of breaking champagne bottle ..... large splash and the thunderous
noise of the Flying Monkeys display team ... tentative applause as the
MKII shitweazel reactor is powered up for deep space trials.

Where are my Red shoes and Odo bucket?

What a gay day .... look at the dust in here ...

Patrician 16 years ago

hic hic hurray hic

Slán agus Beannach
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tommyp 16 years ago

Aww, shucks. Thanks for the honor! Yuck, yuck.
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George Sepich

16 years ago

Did someone say "Flying Monkeys" ? I was on an important assignment stalking Kevin Riley and all of the sudden I end up in here.

George

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HeySal

16 years ago

Ah Mike - what a waste of champaign - we don't need a ship. Kevin and Ken banged California up a bit, but it is still drivable.

I have the ruby slippers, BTW - always did. And they fit - you're not gonna stick your feet in em and stretch em all out. Besides, pumps aren't your style. I will think about offering some sapphire keds on RHS1. No delivery. You have to go to the Hellus Basin office to get them.

George - I heard your monkey brigade isn't doing well with Kevin's penguins.

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Janet Sawyer

16 years ago

Great !

Nice to know that the nonsense will continue on......... now how do we get back to the 48 or so pages it once was........... to my reckoning that's only another 30 x 48 -6 posts, so
two days should do it if we all work hard!

And if anyone has any archived threads saved to their hard one! aka drive! then it should be sooooooner than that.

little bit of humour (humor!) there.

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Kevin Riley

16 years ago

Great! I found us a new crew. Now we just need to hijack another island or peninsula.

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HeySal

16 years ago

Geez Kevin - all I ever taught mine was to shake hands and give kisses. I am hoping that isn't your whole crew. I don't think you can sail an Island on 3 hamster power. But I see you still have the penguins serving drinks.

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Kevin Riley

16 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Unfortunately, someone sent the penguins to the wrong training school:

Seems tea is all they can make. We shall have to recruit some better bartenders.

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HeySal 16 years ago

Not wrong training Kevin - brainwashing and hypnotism. George has been involved in some rather strange studies lately in the underground tunnels of OZ. How do you think he got control over those darned flying monkeys?

You should have never have let those penguins take lollipops from the guild. The swirls are not innocuous fruit flavors that they have you believe. They are chemically treated devises coded to wash out certain memories and replace them with others -the devises are coded to self destruct - they melt when subjected to saliva. Don't you know yet that you never approach OZ without a darned squirt gun (supersoakers are best).

Perhaps you should go have a talk with George.
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acreativetouch 16 years ago

Reminds me of the lazy kitties I have around my house---UNLESS IT'S 3:00 AM!

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Great! I found us a new crew. Now we just need to hijack another island or peninsula.
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- HeySal 16 years ago
  
  Those aren't mice - they are Hamsters. For cripes sakes the next thing you know someone's going to be saying that monkeys can fly.
  
  Uh....scuse me.....I think I just ran into a time warp.
  
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tommyp 16 years ago

Originally Posted by Janet Sawyer

now how do we get back to the 48 or so pages it once was........... to my reckoning that's only another 30 x 48 -6 posts, so

Just read this page here 48 times (OR SO) and there you have it.

Or just divide each post here so far by 143.4 Easy, duh!

Sheesh, why do people need to complicate things :rolleyes:
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- Janet Sawyer 16 years ago
  
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  Or just divide each post here so far by 143.4 Easy, duh!
  
  Sheesh, why do people need to complicate things :rolleyes:
  
  It's a skill that's taken me years to perfect
  
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  HeySal 16 years ago
  
  Indy - I found your bags of cement. The other wizard was using them to hold down the balloon.
  
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AlexR

16 years ago

Originally Posted by Janet Sawyer

And if anyone has any archived threads saved to their hard one! aka drive! then it should be sooooooner than that.

little bit of humour (humor!) there.

48 pages????

Janet, not even close. Last time I looked it was around 80.

To be an accurate thread is should start on the 666th post...and get worse from there.

Alex

<edit> Where the hell is the bar in this thread????? I can't post here if I'm sober!!! What the hell sort of nonsense thread is this????

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Mike Wright

16 years ago

Hiya Alex,

"<edit> Where the hell is the bar in this thread????? I can't post here if I'm sober!!! What the hell sort of nonsense thread is this????"

me and a couple of others have had one put in the "Oldies" thread :0)
Maybe George can magic one up in here?????

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AlexR

16 years ago

Originally Posted by Mike Wright

G'day, Mike.

Well, The bar service is bloody dreadful here, nothing like the original thread. I've been standing here waiting for service for two days and no bugger has shown up with so much as a stale pretzel.

Noticed that some of the old thread regulars wandered through looking completely lost and bewildered.

Kevin Riley strolling through with a cup of tea????? Unheard of. Is this the end of civilisation as we know it???

Is this an alternate unverse???have the flying monkeys dragged me into a universe where Kevin Riley is sober?

Look at what's wrong with this thread....
Mike having a "gay day"...
Janet doing mathematics...
Patricia speaking in "tongues"...
We've got damned penguins and hamsters in here crapping all over the floor...
Only similarity to the original thread is that Sally is still filling her posts with typos.
...this is the ultimate nightmare

I'm out of here. I'm desperately in need of a drink.

Alex

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HeySal 16 years ago

Bar service? Alex, since when did you quit just bringing your own? How the hell were we supposed to know you aren't bringing your own bottle any more? If you would quit jacuzzing in your temple Holy Beer Vat and get in here once in awhile, you'd have found that due to the negation of the star system, we no longer HAVE bartenders. Kevin was going to bring his penguins in but George's freaking monkeys sabatoged them and now they only serve tea. That kind of vortex crap goes on if you keep jumping down the rabbit hole from the poppy fields.

So instead of bitching about the service, if you could help round up some new servants, that would be real kewl.
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  HeySal 16 years ago
  
  Hi Indy. Um...you could have just slid in on the rainbow. I love the dramatic entrance though. Living up to the name is always good. Um...you didn't land on any of the hamsters did you?
  
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