You Might Be A Smanker If...

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Smanker: noun, 1. a social media wanker. 2. someone who claims to possess influence but in reality just complains a lot and does nothing.
4) If you're socially inept in real life, but popular on Twitter, you might be a smanker.
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Joe Mobley
  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Joe:

    I'm socially inept in real life and NOT popular on Twitter. What does that make me?
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    Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.

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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Joe:

      I'm socially inept in real life and NOT popular on Twitter. What does that make me?
      hmmmm? A 9 - 5 employee?
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      Sal
      When the Roads and Paths end, learn to guide yourself through the wilderness
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        hmmmm? A 9 - 5 employee?
        No, but it does make me uncomfortable in elevators.
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        Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.

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    • Profile picture of the author Jacqueline Smith
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Joe:

      I'm socially inept in real life and NOT popular on Twitter. What does that make me?

      You are what is commonly referred to as "unsmankable".
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by Jacqueline Smith View Post

        You are what is commonly referred to as "unsmankable".
        Somehow that sounds dirty.



        I like it.
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        Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.

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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Joe:

      I'm socially inept in real life and NOT popular on Twitter. What does that make me?
      Perfect for the OT forum
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      Why do garden gnomes smell so bad?
      So that blind people can hate them as well.
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