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I was just out today and saw a rat crossing the street. It saw me and turned around. I guess I said, "Rat!" out loud because a guy nearby said, "It turned around when it saw you, like it was scared. When they come at you like they don't give a damn and stare at you with attitude, that's when a city has a rat problem."
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    Feed it neat stuff like raisins and you can teach them to do tricks. They are really affectionate as pets -- but be careful with city rats - they inhabit human waste areas and become diseased from the people problem in their environment. Yep. It's us, not them.
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    • Profile picture of the author bravo75
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Feed it neat stuff like raisins and you can teach them to do tricks. They are really affectionate as pets -- but be careful with city rats - they inhabit human waste areas and become diseased from the people problem in their environment. Yep. It's us, not them.
      I can just picture two rats. One says to the other: "You know Jeff, this city has a real people problem."

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    You dirty rat.
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  • Profile picture of the author Ninja Ana
    leptospirosis city rats.
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  • Man walks into a bar deep deep in the countryside, not sure what to order he waits a few minutes until a local approaches the bar to order...

    "A pint of Rat" the man says.. The barman reaches under the bar, there is a scurrying sound and the barman slams a rat down hard on the bar and drops it in the glass.....

    The man watches in disbelief as the customer walks away, and decides to wait for the next customer..

    "A pint of rat please" says the next customer and the performance is repeated and the dead rat dropped in the glass..

    Nervous of the fact that people are starting to look at him with him not having a drink he plucks up the courage and asks for "A half of Rat please"...

    The Barman reaches under the bar, pulls out a rat, slams it on the bar, then proceeds to tear off its tail and head with his teeth, then drops it in the glass and hands it to him....

    "I can't drink that" says the man..

    "Why not?" replies the barman..

    "It doesn't have a head!"
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