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Tire-slashing Goes VERY Wrong For This Moron!

by bravo75
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  • Profile picture of the author MoneyMagnetMagnate
    Ain't karma a bitch sometimes?
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    • Profile picture of the author bravo75
      Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

      Ain't karma a bitch sometimes?
      In this case, instant karma.
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      • Profile picture of the author Joel Young
        Originally Posted by bravo75 View Post

        In this case, instant karma.
        LOL! Totally true!

        "Instant Karma's gonna get you
        Gonna knock you right on the head"
        --John Lennon
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        • Profile picture of the author Daniel Evans
          "Instant Karmas Going to Get You
          It's going to Knock you Off your Feet
          And Somehow Blow your T-shirt Off!!".

          - John Lennon.
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          • Profile picture of the author Joel Young
            Originally Posted by Daniel Evans View Post

            "Instant Karmas Going to Get You
            It's going to Knock you Off your Feet
            And Somehow Blow your T-shirt Off!!".

            - John Lennon.
            I somehow don't think John actually said that, so you can't really attribute it to him.
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            • Profile picture of the author Daniel Evans
              Originally Posted by Joel Young View Post

              I somehow don't think John actually said that, so you can't really attribute it to him.
              Clearly you aren't a Lennon fan.....
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              • Profile picture of the author Joel Young
                Originally Posted by Daniel Evans View Post

                Clearly you aren't a Lennon fan.....
                Au contraire! I am a HUGE Lennon fan. My favorite Beatle, and kindred spirit.

                While it's true that what you posted is something Lennon could have said, my point was he never actually said those exact words. Therefore, you cannot rightly put it in quotes, which are indicators of an exact phrasing of someone's words. And then you cited him as the one who said what are essentially your words. You were parodying him, but not quoting him, because he never said what you said.
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                • Profile picture of the author Daniel Evans
                  Originally Posted by Joel Young View Post

                  Au contraire! I am a HUGE Lennon fan. My favorite Beatle, and kindred spirit.

                  While it's true that what you posted is something Lennon could have said, my point was he never actually said those exact words. Therefore, you cannot rightly put it in quotes, which are indicators of an exact phrasing of someone's words. And then you cited him as the one who said what are essentially your words. You were parodying him, but not quoting him, because he never said what you said.
                  "I think you need to lighten up and take things a little less seriously".

                  - Paul McCartney.
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    • Profile picture of the author Austin E Anthony
      Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

      Ain't karma a bitch sometimes?
      Karma is definitely a bitch LOL
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  • Profile picture of the author kenmichaels
    I wonder if he even realizes how lucky he actually was.

    Probably not.
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  • Profile picture of the author GforceSage
    Haha, Love it!

    I have a little story about a tire slashing. One time in So.California an angry kid had gone and slashed all 4 tires of a car. By the time he finished with the 4th tire, friends of the car owner were there and grabbed him and tied him to a nearby pole with a handmade bill for 4 tires attached to his shirt. As a bonus, he also received a sharp kick to the nuts. He had to stand there for about a half an hour of public humiliation until the cops arrived. One cop had to step aside and compose himself because he kept laughing as he approached the suspect.
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  • Profile picture of the author Joel Young
    I can lighten up as much as the next guy, I just can't stand inaccuracy since it can lead to future ignorance by those who don't know the difference. (i.e., The phrase "for all intents and purposes" being corrupted down to "for all intensive purposes" - just one example of many). Little do we know how our words and actions today can screw up the world tomorrow, lol.
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    • Profile picture of the author Daniel Evans
      Certainly wouldn't want to get stuck in a lift with you Joel!
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  • Profile picture of the author waterotter
    @ Joel - now, I'm really going off topic here - Chapman was denied parole again, today!
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    • Profile picture of the author Joel Young
      Originally Posted by waterotter View Post

      @ Joel - now, I'm really going off topic here - Chapman was denied parole again, today!
      GOOD!

      the miserable little....
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    • Profile picture of the author Daniel Evans
      For the best no doubt!
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    • Profile picture of the author bravo75
      Originally Posted by waterotter View Post

      @ Joel - now, I'm really going off topic here - Chapman was denied parole again, today!
      I love forums. All of a sudden, a moronic arsehole trying to slash someone's tire turns into a Chapman debate. How did we get here? Lol!

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  • Profile picture of the author waterotter
    LOL, Bravo, it is the OT. This is the only place we can get away with it!! :p
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  • Profile picture of the author TBone
    Wow... Why did it do that? because if the size of the tire? in smokey voice.... you got knocked the **** out!
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  • Profile picture of the author bravo75
    On second glance, in this scenario, the punishment didn't fit the crime. The guy probably smashed all his front teeth out on the steps and he also managed to stab himself in the arm with the knife he was trying to do the tire slashing with.
    He lost a significant amount of blood in a very short time.
    A severe slap on the wrist would have been appropriate here.
    This was more than just a slap on the wrist, the guy's lucky to be alive!
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    • Profile picture of the author Daniel Evans
      Oh, It was blood. I wasn't really thinking when I was watching but I did see something different on the ground. I didn't even see the steps neither!

      I don't think I quite woke up today.

      Punishment VS Crime? The lad was carrying a knife.

      Live by the knife, die by the knife!

      I've got little sympathy for wasters.
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    • Profile picture of the author SteveJohnson
      Originally Posted by bravo75 View Post

      On second glance, in this scenario, the punishment didn't fit the crime. The guy probably smashed all his front teeth out on the steps and he also managed to stab himself in the arm with the knife he was trying to do the tire slashing with.
      He lost a significant amount of blood in a very short time.
      A severe slap on the wrist would have been appropriate here.
      This was more than just a slap on the wrist, the guy's lucky to be alive!
      Wasn't any punishment - there was a consequence of an action. Kind of like working on an air bag while you're looking right at it...

      The guy was lucky the knife didn't get shoved into his face instead of into his arm. He's very lucky to be alive.
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