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Joke Number Two (Penguin Joke)

by Michael Ten
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Here it is. I had such a unanimous response to go into stand-up in my other post, I could not help myself.

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    • Profile picture of the author The Aussie Seo Guy
      Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post







      This response is better than the joke......
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    Now I get it. I missed it with the first joke thread, but I get it now...

    ...you hate us and this is your way of torturing us.
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      I could not help myself
      Two words:
      Professional help

      Two more words:
      Career Counseling

      Ok, that's four words - see, you are driving me crazy. Admittedly, a short trip, but still...
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Um.....
    Uh.......
    Well.....uh.
    Now I'm going to go smoke something. It's the only response I can think of.
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  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
    Banned
    There a such thing as a Mercy Ban? :rolleyes: :p.
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Seriously, though, the delivery reminds me of the America's Got Talen comedian that was so funny once - and then bombed...he had the same image/presence/whatever...

      America's Got Talent - Jacob Williams
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      • Profile picture of the author Michael Ten
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        Um.....
        Uh.......
        Well.....uh.
        Now I'm going to go smoke something. It's the only response I can think of.
        Lololol. Perfect, perhaps.

        Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

        There a such thing as a Mercy Ban? :rolleyes: :p.
        Ouch. :rolleyes:
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        • Profile picture of the author Daniel Evans
          You reminded me of my ex partners 5 year old son who would exclaim he had a secret, then rack his brains in a state of panic when he got the attention he was looking for forcing an adlib of random information which never reached a conclusion.

          Respect for getting up and speaking though.

          When I took acid I was nailed to the seat!
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    Definitely drugs.

    Make another one.
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Ten
    I hope the rude posts are moderated or else maybe this whole thread just ought to be deleted. . "Note: This is ONLY to be used to report spam, advertising messages, and problematic (harassment, fighting, or rude) posts."
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      Banned
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      • Profile picture of the author Riptor
        Fabulous mate, splitting my sides here...
        but did you ever think about becoming a ventriloquist?
        or even a singer...?

        Here you go:

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      • Profile picture of the author Jacqueline Smith
        Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

        You resurrected the thread for this? If they hurt your feelings click the triangle. You're just inviting a response now, and that could put you on the wrong side of the fence dude. Come on now, be smarter than this.
        Oh how I'd love to be a fly on the wall when the mods realize Joe has now included "hurt feelings" as a reason to click the triangle.

        What will happen to all the amazing sarcasm down here?????? It often helps me get through my day.
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Ten
    Oh well.

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  • Profile picture of the author devaldcool
    Hey warriors,
    Listen to this joke. Its a nice one.
    Once a man told his wife : Darling! Or baby has swallowed a cockroach.
    Wife: Then what are you looking at. Call a doctor immediately!
    Man: Baby! Please do not be tensed. I have made our baby drink the insect killer and now he sleeping peacefully!
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