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by CJWrite
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Wow...this quote really moved me...

"We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
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    I disagree. The complete works are there, just spun to holy hell.
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      Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

      I disagree. The complete works are there, just spun to holy hell.
      Talking of works, maybe a parasol to shield the glare from the office lights over your head Joe?

      . . . the avatar that spawned a mass exodus from 9 to 5 office work
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      Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

      I disagree. The complete works are there, just spun to holy hell.
      LOL, just goes to show how dangerous the combination of monkeys and article spinners can really be! I'd like to see one of Shakespeare's plays spun with a spinner a few times just to see what it would look like. lol

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    "Is this a dagger which I see before me?"

    becomes...

    "Quite a jagged stickpin on the foreskin?"
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      Originally Posted by travlinguy View Post

      "Quite a jagged stickpin on the foreskin?"
      I would pay to see this show.
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        That quote made the rounds long before there was an internet - and I didn't believe it then.

        Though I will say the internet has shown me that some monkeys may produce better copy on a keyboard than some 'writers' do.
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      Originally Posted by travlinguy View Post

      "Is this a dagger which I see before me?"

      becomes...

      "Quite a jagged stickpin on the foreskin?"
      Oh, dear... I didn't see this the first time around.

      It's days like this that I'm thankful that I'm sans-foreskin...
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    • Profile picture of the author GT
      Originally Posted by travlinguy View Post

      "Is this a dagger which I see before me?"

      becomes...

      "Quite a jagged stickpin on the foreskin?"
      Ouch! So THAT's the spun translation! The Bard always did have a way with emotionally evocative words! lol

      Just as meaningful now as it was then. Truly, a man for all generations.

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    It moved you? Like you experience reality more deeply now? :p
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      Originally Posted by Michael55555 View Post

      It moved you? Like you experience reality more deeply now? :p
      Oh, yes... You have no idea! It changes everything. It's so...spiritual... Makes me wanna go skydiving, Rocky Mountain climbing, go 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu. i could go on - but I'm getting all choked up...
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        Originally Posted by CJWrite View Post

        Oh, yes... You have no idea! It changes everything. It's so...spiritual... Makes me wanna go skydiving, Rocky Mountain climbing, go 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu. i could go on - but I'm getting all choked up...
        If you can't go the full 8 seconds on the bull, you're just not motivated enough.
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        • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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          Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

          If you can't go the full 8 seconds on the bull, you're just not motivated enough.
          ^^Dennis has been using this as an excuse to not practice proper technique in the bedroom for years .
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  • Profile picture of the author GT
    I went about 2.7 seconds on a mechanical bull one time, until I was suddenly motivated to fly off.

    I don't think the bull's name was Fu Man Chu, though. Pretty sure it was "Nutcracker."

    I DID, however, lay on the mat for a lot more than eight seconds ... in front of friends, family and strangers ... who all thought it was hilariously funny!

    When I finally caught my breath and could stand up again I squeaked, "Okay. Let's go home now."

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      Shakespeare or not - I'd watch a play featuring a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters.
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