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it is almost as glorious as an epiphany to again realize
the headiness of going to old town main street to a mini-mall to buy mmj

roll right up with the shopping bags in the trunk and step off to shop - park right out front on the brick lined street.

come out smelling like a skunk with my little shopping bag, and nothing to be scared of.

that is still the bottom line to the absolute thrill of it -

... but at the same time, i am compelled to keep myself from hiding the roach (under the ashtray) or other devious devices to hide the evidence from plain view.

no need for that ritual anymore.

this my second shopping TRIP, i traded in the chocolate edible - it was too strong for me even at 1/8 of a section. got chocolate morsels which are actually 4 little mini brownie cups.

well if i can figure out how to cut one in 1/4s and then in 1/8s i will try it. edible is best for just before bed and lasts longer so you can sleep longer.

now this is my kind of shopping. flower buds green and purple and gold and pink in apothocary jars , several kinds of chocolate and cookies.

tiny bags weighed up for you on the counter. labeled.
check out at the cash reg
used my real ATM card.
sTATE gETS TAXES
ALT MED gETS FEES LIKE ALL mdS
1 free fatty just for shopping there.
send you off with love from the little shop of glories!
:p

"norml.org"
"they arrest one of us every 43 seconds
...and then they wonder why we are paranoid?'

at the time i saw that i just thought it was clever and cynically funny
... but now for the first time to not have to worry
about it being the only law i was breaking.

but i can't drink, i couldn't take pharma - and now also wouldn't - and even not OTC.
surely i am the perfect candidate for ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE.

the irony is i had a litany of medical and psych issues in which Pharma and MD had not in 3 decades been able to help me with.

my specific complaint is chronic insomnia for one thing. (25 years)

the fact that i had not seen my MD (because I GAVE UP) -- and coupled with no med insurance for 8 years of self-employment kept me to it, but led them to not want to hear about it for a basis or justification for a recommendation' with the MD/ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE -

So you have had to either had a diagnosis from your regular doctor or at least discussed it with them RECENTLY.

they ask you going in if you have alternative medical practicioners like chiropractor, acupuncturist, etc.

so i mentioned in passing (filling out the form) that i do have a DC and have had for probably 30 years. I have seen him in the past year or so.

so my 'license' was provisional for 3 months until they get a letter from my DC stating what he has treated me for (3 things) in the past year or so.

so this works because although pain medication to me is = Ice and DC
works great. very seldom a buffered aspirin. same for dental pain.

so the prescription for purple grass is the same for insomnia or pain.

(gold for mental and up things) (indicas vs setiva)

i have anxiety and stress and I actually get paranoid from setiva - or smoking too much of either one.

the MD recommendation for me is for one year and then you have to renew and pay a fee annually

so bottom line is i got the license for pain which i don't have.
i didn't get it for all the other reasons i really need help.
gOD bLESS yOU dR rOBINSON yOU aRE a mAN oF vISION

WHAT-EVAH!
I gOT iT
i aM A lAW aBIDING cITIZEN oF mY sTATE

i AM oN tHE pURPLE pLAN!

  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    Didn't the Feds just bust a bunch of legal MJ dispensaries in CA? Thought I heard something about that on the radio recently.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Can't remember what state it was but not too long ago the feds went into a state to cause havoc and the state kicked them out. Wish they would all do that.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Can't remember what state it was but not too long ago the feds went into a state to cause havoc and the state kicked them out. Wish they would all do that.

      I'd say "amen" to that but we're not supposed to talk religion in here.
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        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        I'd say "amen" to that but we're not supposed to talk religion in here.
        The PC terminology is "Right On".
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        • Profile picture of the author Patrician
          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          The PC terminology is "Right On".
          the UN-PC is 'aMen' (means you can trust whatever was just said)

          Amen to DAT.
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        • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          The PC terminology is "Right On".
          I hope you won't think less of me, but I don't do PC. Not intentionally anyway.

          I don't have a pipe to join you two in your toast, but I'm with you in spirit.
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  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

    Didn't the Feds just bust a bunch of legal MJ dispensaries in CA? Thought I heard something about that on the radio recently.

    yeth.
    they did.

    deja vu - i still have something i can feel paranoid about - the feds

    oh well - they are WEEDING out (punintended) the bad apples that are not STRAIGHT UP -
    The Busts were criminal enterprises already trying to infiltrate the legal process
    of course it cuts into their bloody bottom line (punintendeduk)
    having legal dispenseries under armed guard
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Well at any rate - looks and sounds like you're feelin' alright Pat. Joining you in a toast *raises pipe*. Cheers.
    I've had all of the formatting and reading I can handle for one day. I'm in melt down so might as well do it right.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    LMAO - oh yeah - I'm the one that thinks less of people for not being PC. Other than trying not to use any terms that might be personally offending to someone of any nationality or color, my vocabulary is as sterile as used toilet water - and the rest of the pc idiocy is worthy of being expelled the same way as that is as well.

    Studying language intensively for years has a way of making you insensitive to words that shock other people.
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  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    aMEN
    aMEN
    a-A-A-A-A-A-A MEN!


    ... aHEM.
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