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47 Shoplifting Techniques

by bravo75
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Some common techniques in the ancient art of retail theivery.


Graffiti Guide: Shoplifting Techniques
  • Profile picture of the author travlinguy
    Originally Posted by bravo75 View Post

    Some common techniques in the ancient art of retail theivery.


    Graffiti Guide: Shoplifting Techniques
    Do I detect a new "offline" WSO here?
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  • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
    Admin returned your identity, bravo75! That last post in your name was about a neutral and uncontroversial topic (vegetables of all things), setting off the identity theft alarm. Good job, admin!
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    • Profile picture of the author bravo75
      Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

      Admin returned your identity, bravo75! That last post in your name was about a neutral and uncontroversial topic (vegetables of all things), setting off the identity theft alarm. Good job, admin!
      The WF guys have special filter settings just for me. Basically anything I post from now on triggers the censor alarms. The topics of my posts and threads are then changed by a specially designed WF bot.
      This bot extracts harmless articles and blog posts from the interent via RSS and posts them here under my username.
      That would explain the vegetables thread.

      Paul would have banned me a long time ago for being a pain in the @ss, but I think he kind of likes me, in his own way... So he had to come up with another solution.
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    WOW! I got a book written by a famous guy. I knew I hated him, but had N idea how bad he was! When I was a kid, nearly ALL of them would have worked. TODAY, almost NONE are likely to work.

    In that list of methods to shoplift, a lot of those that look possible may be easily caught. I'll never forget a store I went to in Europe. I believe it was in denmark, but it is in other countries also. I was afraid to even go to another FLOOR without paying, because they had scanners even THERE!

    That return for same item is a hot one.

    Steve
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  • Profile picture of the author hardwork7
    yeah I just stay away from shoplifting
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    • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
      Originally Posted by hardwork7 View Post

      yeah I just stay away from shoplifting
      I never even tried to lift a shop. That's strong-man competition stuff. How many tonnes are we talking about?
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      • Profile picture of the author whland
        Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

        I never even tried to lift a shop. That's strong-man competition stuff. How many tonnes are we talking about?
        Yeah. I've never been able to lift one either.

        Okay. I'll admit it. When I was 5 I shoplifted a Hersheys Candy Bar, a cookie, and one of those bottles of milk.

        The owner of the store came out to greet me and said he saw what I had done. I had already ate the cookie and downed the milk. Well I was finishing the milk as he walked up to me.

        My mom and dad were friends with the store owner. He said, I won't call the cops on you and I won't make you pay for those things. (I did put the Candy Bar back though)

        Your mom will make you pay for it when you get home. XD.

        She did too. She whooped my ass real good with my dads belt. I never shoplifted again.

        Chad
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