If You Could Give A Celebrity A Good Kick In the @ss, Who Would It Be?

12 years ago

Donald Trump. I used to respect him, but the more he opens his mouth, the more I do not respect him. What a butt-head.

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Peter May

12 years ago

So So Many.........

Now your choices I wouldn't typically agree with-
Oprah has to be admired by her business achievements, regardless whether you like her or not.

Bieber, i'm also not personally a fan but come on, that age and that fame and money....

Keano, have to agree that he would be on my list.

My list would consist of celebrities that I have no idea why they are celebrities...

Paris Hilton
Kim Kardashian
Calum Best
etc
etc

Now that's only from the top of my head (many more but from the UK only our USA and elsewhere warriors might not understand)

Bottom line, my suggestion for @ss kicking would be whoever did not deserved or earn the status of a celebrity.

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fin 12 years ago

Probably Paris Hilton.

Edit: Oh wait, you said kick. I thought you said something else.
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- Brian John 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by fin
  
  Probably Paris Hilton.
  
  Edit: Oh wait, you said kick. I thought you said something else.
  
  http://www.hulu.com/watch/2359
  
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  Peter May 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Brian John
  
  Watch Saturday Night Live: Paris Update Feature online | Free | Hulu
  
  Can't be viewed from outside the States
  
  Probably the same Paris video as I already have
  
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  Brian John 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Peter May
  
  Can't be viewed from outside the States
  
  Probably the same Paris video as I already have
  
  Tina Fey: Well, Paris Hiltonis a name that's on everyone's lips these past few weeks. Here now, in an exclusive interview with Jimmy Fallon, is Paris Hilton.
  Jimmy Fallon: Thanks for coming on.
  Paris Hilton: It's nice to be here.
  Jimmy Fallon: Uh, as we agreed, we won't be discussing the scandal, uh.. that's been in the papers the past couple of weeks, alright?
  Paris Hilton: Thank you, Jimmy. I appreciate that.
  Jimmy Fallon: We just want to find out about you - Paris Hilton. Okay. So, your family - I don't know if a lot of people know it - the Hiltons - they own hotels all over the world, right?
  Paris Hilton: Yes, they're in New York, London, Paris..
  Jimmy Fallon: Oh, wait - so there actually is a Paris Hilton?
  Paris Hilton: Yes, there is.
  Jimmy Fallon: [ his set-up secure, begins the "real" interview ] Is it hard to get into the Paris Hilton?
  Paris Hilton: Actually, it's a very exclusive hotel - no matter what you've heard.
  Jimmy Fallon: Uh, I-I-I hear the Paris Hilton is very beautiful.
  Paris Hilton: I'm glad that you've heard that.
  Jimmy Fallon: Uh.. do they allow double-occupancy at the Paris Hilton?
  Paris Hilton: No.
  Jimmy Fallon: Is the Paris Hilton roomy?
  Paris Hilton: It might be for you.. but.. most people find it very comfortable.
  Jimmy Fallon: Well, I-I-I-I'm a VIP, alright? I might need to go in the back entrance.
  Paris Hilton: It doesn't matter who you are - it's not going to happen.
  Jimmy Fallon: Okay, now, uh.. I throw a lot of events. Uh, do they have a ballroom there?
  Paris Hilton: We do.
  Jimmy Fallon: Great! I'd love to have my balls held by the Paris Hilton. It sounds awesome! I'd actually like to, uh.. I'd like to check in to the Paris Hilton.
  Paris Hilton: I don't think you can.
  Jimmy Fallon: Really? Because.. really.. I'd only be able to stay there, like, a minute - minute and a half, or something.. two minutes, tops. I mean --
  Paris Hilton: Good luck.
  Jimmy Fallon: Paris Hilton, everybody! For Weekend Update, I'm Jimmy Fallon!
  Tina Fey: I'm Tina Fey! Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow!
  SNL Transcripts: Rev. Al Sharpton: 12/06/03: Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
  
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HeySal

12 years ago

My answer is political ...............so how 'bout this instead?

Johnny Depp - He doesn't know I exist. I could kick him for that.

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Dennis Gaskill

12 years ago

Alec Baldwin for talking to his daughter like this...

Alec Baldwin Nasty Message Rant - YouTube

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thunderbird

12 years ago

Originally Posted by bravo75

I'm gonna go with Oprah and Justin Bieber. Oh, Keanu Reeves really pisses me off as well.

I think Justin Bieber would more likely kick your ass if you tried. He's good at boxing.

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bravo75

12 years ago

Originally Posted by thunderbird

I think Justin Bieber would more likely kick your ass if you tried. He's good at boxing.

Paris Hilton could probably kick my ass. I also can't stand Dennis Rodman.
You are allowed to have them detained and handcuffed before you kick their ass,though. Sorry, I thought you knew the rules.

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thunderbird

12 years ago

Originally Posted by bravo75

Paris Hilton could probably kick my ass. I also can't stand Dennis Rodman.
You are allowed to have them detained and handcuffed before you kick their ass,though. Sorry, I thought you knew the rules.

I wish someone told me that. I might have had a chance when I was pitted against this mean celebrity:

Here's how it went:

Ace Ventura 2 - Tribal Fight - YouTube

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Kurt 12 years ago

Originally Posted by bravo75

You are allowed to have them detained and handcuffed before you kick their ass,though. Sorry, I thought you knew the rules.

Under these circumstnces, it would be Mike Tyson. The only reason is I want to be able to say "I kicked Mike Tyson's ass."
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Dan Riffle

12 years ago

Either Sean Penn or Bob Costas. It depends on the day.

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Jesse L

12 years ago

ummm, the entire Chicago Cubs team

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SShip

12 years ago

Originally Posted by bravo75

Oh, Keanu Reeves really pisses me off as well.

Oh no, not Keanu.

I'd have no problems giving Lindsay Lohan a good swift kick.

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Hopeless Bromantic 12 years ago

Rush Limbaugh tops my list.

Followed closely by Honey Boo-Boo Child's mom.
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- MissTerraK 12 years ago
  
  It would have to be Brad Pitt!
  
  He cheated on Jen, then left her for Angelina.
  
  I've never gotten over that, lol!
  
  I even still refuse to see Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
  
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jpboxersox

12 years ago

Chris brown....women beater!

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Brian John 12 years ago

Originally Posted by jpboxersox

Chris brown....women beater!
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- Kay King 12 years ago
  
  I can't think of a single celebrity I care enough about to kick - or do anything else with them, either.
  
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  thunderbird 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kay King
  
  I can't think of a single celebrity I care enough about to kick - or do anything else with them, either.
  
  Movies and music have been ruined for me after meeting "celebrities".
  
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Ernie Lo

12 years ago

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thunderbird 12 years ago

Originally Posted by Ernie Lo

Nearly ALL of them and then I'll kick the fans that idolise them.

Still I'd say Justin Bieber and Kim Kardianship are near the top of the list.

I really don't know what so many people have against Justin Bieber. He's a nice church-going kid who is polite to people and loves his mother. Internet marketers could learn from him, since he's an Internet success story who started off poor, whose career began with Internet marketing.

Like it or not, he's very talented. I don't exactly follow his music, lol. His audience is primarily teeny boppers.
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  thunderbird 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Ernie Lo
  
  Nice church kid? I don't think you can be nice and famous in Hollywood, doesnt work that way. You act like you really know him? <snip>
  
  Circles do interlap. Maybe I *do* know him. You're acting like you know him yourself, making judgments and proclamations.
  
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visimedia

12 years ago

celebs are doing funny thing, they're acting like they have really perfect life in TV, especially in TV show. I think oprah is the one to get kicked. lol

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MoneyMagnetMagnate

12 years ago

It depends on whom you call or who possibly thinks of themselves as a "celebrity" I guess...

There are quite a few who could use a swift kick...

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HeySal

12 years ago

I don't understand the venomosity against Bieber, either. He's a cute little boy with some talent that sings for little girls - and they love him. We had child star idles, too, when I was a kid. No big deal - at least give the kid a chance to see who and what he grows up to be. If he's still jive when he's an adult - then slap him.

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tagiscom 12 years ago

Yep, Opera deserves one, since she thinks it's ok, to BS about how she became successful!

Tom Cruise only because his ego is through the roof, and he deserves a swift kick, although becoming very successful at a very young age, means that one isn't enough!

Basically any celebrity that became successful at a very young age, and doesn't understand what failure or adversity means!

So l can understand why Paris Hilton seems to be at the top of the kick list; no adversity, or anything! Just a long holiday, with the occasional spot on trashy tv, series to try to grasp what adversity is!

The person at the top of my list would have to be Guy Sebastian, (AU Idol). A christian who has tattoos all over his arms, is a contradiction! It's like he is saying l will beat you to a pulp, if you P*** me off, but in the meantime l will be as sweet as pie to everyone!!! Seriously weird, so for that he deserves the biggest kick!!!! :rolleyes:

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whateverpedia

12 years ago

I'd give a good swift kicking to the media outlets who made these people celebrities.

All the constant reporting on what they wear, who they're sh@gging, their affairs, their breakups, their habits, etc., etc..

In fact kicking their @rses doesn't go far enough. Electrodes strapped to their "sensitive bits" whilst they're being held in town squares in stocks being pelted with offal, manure, etc., would come close.

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gedeon13

12 years ago

Originally Posted by Nero117

Vladimir putin.. then see how much longer I stay alive

Heh) But hey, you'd me the most famous person of the year)

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Daniel Evans 11 years ago

Gene Simmons & Tom Jones.

Originally Posted by thunderbird

I wish someone told me that. I might have had a chance when I was pitted against this mean celebrity:

I don't like Vern Troyer.

I think he's obnoxious.
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mojojuju

11 years ago

I can't understand why so many grown ass men hate Justin Bieber.

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Daniel Evans 11 years ago

Originally Posted by mojojuju

I can't understand why so many grown ass men hate Justin Bieber.

I just dislike hearing of him.

Doesn't quite top the ipad though!
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- mojojuju 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Daniel Evans
  
  I just dislike hearing of him.
  
  Doesn't quite top the ipad though!
  
  Since I don't hang out with pubescent girls, I rarely hear much about Justin Bieber - except from people who hate him.
  
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Sumit Menon

11 years ago

Originally Posted by thunderbird

I really don't know what so many people have against Justin Bieber. He's a nice church-going kid who is polite to people and loves his mother. Internet marketers could learn from him, since he's an Internet success story who started off poor, whose career began with Internet marketing.

Like it or not, he's very talented. I don't exactly follow his music, lol. His audience is primarily teeny boppers.

Originally Posted by HeySal

I don't understand the venomosity against Bieber, either. He's a cute little boy with some talent that sings for little girls - and they love him. We had child star idles, too, when I was a kid. No big deal - at least give the kid a chance to see who and what he grows up to be. If he's still jive when he's an adult - then slap him.

Well, apparently, not that nice afterall...

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...-biggest-brat/

I don't hate him but he is waaay over-rated/hated...

Justin Bieber ruined Twitter for me. I used to be active on Twitter long back, when REAL NEWS still trended. Then Bieber comes along and he'd trend all day for weeks/months. Apparently, pre-teen girls tweeting about him continuously. I quit. Other bands started following this model and spamming the trends before you know it, Twitter was MySpace... I quit.

Then there was a time when you were flooded with "Have you listened to Justin Bieber? He is so awesome!" conversations and facebook posts. My cousin wouldn't shut up! BTW -

Justin Bieber Vs Elvis Presley? - Yahoo!7 Answers

As for Bieber as an artist, he has a good voice, but he sings songs that girls should be singing... I don't like Enrique for the same reason. He's got a good voice too...

So, it's not Bieber's fault that pre-teens are so gullible (blame the marketers). So, I don't hate him, but his fans do get on my nerves! And I'd like to kick all their asses...

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Karen Blundell 11 years ago

I'd rather kick the media types who force feed all the celebrity gossip down our throats on a daily basis.
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gedeon13 11 years ago

Originally Posted by mojojuju

I can't understand why so many grown ass men hate Justin Bieber.

Cuz he's annoying and that's all.
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Frank Donovan

11 years ago

It would be great if nobody cared enough about the cult of celebrity to give this matter any thinking time. But there's probably some TV exec reading this thread and getting an idea for yet another reality show. :rolleyes:

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ianbirch

11 years ago

Jeremy Kyle....cant stand the bloke

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PassivelyRich 11 years ago

Originally Posted by ianbirch

Jeremy Kyle....cant stand the bloke

Got to agree with that too
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LarryC

11 years ago

I've managed to live most of my life without thinking much about celebrities. I know the name Justin Bieber, for example, but don't even know what he looks like. Never watch shows like American Idol, Oprah or most reality shows. I do watch some of the offbeat ones on cable, but they don't feature big name celebrities. Why let these celebrities annoy you -you're not obligated to watch them

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thunderbird 11 years ago

Originally Posted by LarryC

<snip>Never watch shows like American Idol...<snip>

I used to watch American Idol and enjoyed it. That said, I am still afflicted with persistent ideals that came from fairy tales, fantasy-land or wherever and, on some level, find the concept of depending on verification from others in a contest to be crass and shallow.
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PassivelyRich

11 years ago

Piers Morgan

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doitright316

11 years ago

Russel brand would be my number one target!

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MoneyMagnetMagnate

11 years ago

Geez...there are SO MANY Asses...:rolleyes:

I only have two feet!

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PassivelyRich 11 years ago

Not to mention Gary Glitter!
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celente

11 years ago

These Two people who are related really annoying.

1) Miley Sinus (miley cyrus)

and her dad.

2) Silly Gay virus. (aka the dad billy ray)

These two morons and fake and give me the heebee geebies.

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ianbirch 11 years ago

This says it all....lol
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adamzanber

11 years ago

Denzel Washington he can't act.

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Josh Monroe

11 years ago

Wait, what? People really want to kick both Kim Kardashian and J-Lo's ass?

Damn. I'd kick both their asses too, but not with my foot if ya know what im sayin'