I totally freaked out at Erebus!

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OmGosh!

I was dragged to a haunted house tonight by my son, daughter and son-in-law. I got so scared, I almost peed my pants!

First, the person who took your tickets once inside, let out one creepy growl once she handed me back my ticket stub and got right in my face. Her eyes were blood red with no pupils!

Next, thing that scared me bad was this mutant gorilla thing that jumped out and grabbed me with one hand cupping my left breast. I felt not only scared but violated. I guess that wasn't supposed to happen, that's what I get for being short. :rolleyes:

It was completely dark, I'm talking pitch black when all of a sudden a hand was on my back and this scary voice was whispering in my ear, Hello momma! Don't be afraid, don't worry, I'm not going to kill you. I'm just going to play with you for a little while. Then was breathing hot breath on my neck. What the heck? Next thing I know, this dead body catapults through the air and lands on my shoulder!

Next, it was pretty dark and we're walking down this narrow hallway and then Headlights pop on blinding me and a horn is beeping and this firetruck is coming right at me.

There were so many frightening things, I can't even remember them all. The last thing that scared me was coming around a corner, this dude with a chainsaw running jumps out at me and I guess I jumped up but didn't land right because the next thing I know, I'm on the floor and my legs are like they're running, but I was going nowhere being on the floor and all. My daughter came around the corner, pulled me up by my arm and we ran out screaming!

It was seriously very scary and here I was thinking that it was going to be lame.

Anyway, let me see if I can find something about it online as it supposed to be the biggest haunted house around or something. Hang on.

Okay, I found something.

Erebus Haunted House

Terra
  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Terra:

    Well, at least the mutant gorilla had some fun...
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Terra:

      Well, at least the mutant gorilla had some fun...
      Haha!

      It wasn't a person, it was an animated robot thingy.

      Terra
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Haha!

        It wasn't a person, it was an animated robot thingy.

        Terra
        Sure it was.
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Sure it was.
          Dan, Stop it!

          I was creeped out enough as it was!

          Terra
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          • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            Dan, Stop it!

            I was creeped out enough as it was!

            Terra
            Sounds like classic young adult psychology at work here:
            "Hey, guys, check it out. I'm going to dress up and act like an animatronic gorilla and cop cheap feels. When someone complains, tell 'em I'm just a robot or something. Quiet! Here comes a really short one. I'm going to try to milk her."
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  • Profile picture of the author Jacqueline Smith
    I'm so jealous! I love haunted houses.

    I haven't been to a good one in years.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    I miss the Corn Maze out by Boise - same thing but it's in a corn field with paths that take you to bridges across creeks and into small outbuildings - it's pretty spooky. I love Halloween.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

    The last thing that scared me was coming around a corner, this dude with a chainsaw running jumps out at me and I guess I jumped up but didn't land right because the next thing I know, I'm on the floor and my legs are like they're running, but I was going nowhere being on the floor and all.
    Oh to have a video of that! That sounds like prize winning material for America's Funniest Home Videos.
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      Oh to have a video of that! That sounds like prize winning material for America's Funniest Home Videos.
      She learned that move from the Three Stooges. If you leave her on the floor she'll run in circles.

      Terra - you did notice there's not blades in the chainsaw, right? LOL. I just watched the video and was really impressed with the set up they have. That one looks like it would top the cornfield fav of mine. It's got a few pieces of technology the cornfield doesn't. The field has a real moon, though. Humans get entertainment in strange ways, don't they?
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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        She learned that move from the Three Stooges. If you leave her on the floor she'll run in circles.
        Maybe we should start calling her Curly.
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    Not really the right image for her. More like the energizer bunny when he gets knocked over.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      There were so many frightening things, I can't even remember them all. The last thing that scared me was coming around a corner, this dude with a chainsaw running jumps out at me and I guess I jumped up but didn't land right because the next thing I know, I'm on the floor and my legs are like they're running, but I was going nowhere being on the floor and all. My daughter came around the corner, pulled me up by my arm and we ran out screaming!
      So, another satisfied customer!!!:rolleyes:

      Shane

      PS couldn't get the video to play in AU?
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

        So, another satisfied customer!!!:rolleyes:

        Shane

        PS couldn't get the video to play in AU?
        Hmmm,

        Okay, I found their official website and they have some more videos on it.

        Haunted Pontiac

        Satisfied? I'm not sure. Half of me says, Heck Yeah, I'm going again next year and the other half says, No frickin' way, what if I do actually pee my pants next time? Haha!

        @Sal and Dennis

        Very funny you two! I guess it would be funny to see it on video though. I must admit it would probably be hilarious.

        Seriously, about half way through, even though it was very cold, I broke out into a sweat, I was short of breath, my throat hurt from screaming and I had heart palps!

        Ohhh yeah! I'll do it again next year!

        Terra
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        • Profile picture of the author HeySal
          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          Hmmm,

          Ohhh yeah! I'll do it again next year!

          Terra
          It's never quite the same the second time around. Maybe they'll change things up but you will still know the type of stuff to expect.

          Going to the corn maze was never as spooky as it was the first time, but they had a lot of great perks like a bonfire and hot drinks and things of that sort. For the little ones there was a kiddy maze aside from the haunted maze. It was pretty neat all the way around.
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        • Profile picture of the author kenmichaels
          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          No frickin' way, what if I do actually pee my pants next time?
          That Depends :rolleyes:
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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            Originally Posted by kenmichaels View Post

            That Depends :rolleyes:
            LOL Ken!

            Seriously, after you purchase your tickets, you have to go through another line waiting for admission into the the beginning of the haunted house area. Up on the wall they have a whiteboard with tallies of wimps and peed pants.

            There were 43 wimps so far this year, people who wimped out part way through and 17 people who actually peed their pants during. Haha!

            Outside, they have a long row of portable johns at the end of the parking area, before you cross the street to the haunted house. As much as I hate those things, I think if I go again next year, I'd rather hit one of those beforehand rather than wear a depends brief.

            Terra
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            • Profile picture of the author Kurt
              Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

              LOL Ken!

              Seriously, after you purchase your tickets, you have to go through another line waiting for admission into the the beginning of the haunted house area. Up on the wall they have a whiteboard with tallies of wimps and peed pants.

              There were 43 wimps so far this year, people who wimped out part way through and 17 people who actually peed their pants during. Haha!

              Outside, they have a long row of portable johns at the end of the parking area, before you cross the street to the haunted house. As much as I hate those things, I think if I go again next year, I'd rather hit one of those beforehand rather than wear a depends brief.

              Terra
              I wonder what the person that does the counting enters as their job description on their IRS forms?
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    Sounds fun!

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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

      Sounds fun!

      Steve
      Fun?

      Well, I guess so, fun in an off kilter kind of way.

      Terra
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Seriously, about half way through, even though it was very cold, I had broke out into a sweat, I was short of breath, my throat hurt from screaming and I had heart palps!

      Ohhh yeah! I'll do it again next year!

      Terra
      Thanks, Terra, got it, yeah, next time walk in there with a Tazer, should even the playing field!!!

      Best we have in AU, is the Gremlins ride at Warner Bros Movie World, (Gold Coast) sort of a miniature version of Universal, without the thrills!

      Shane
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    Sounds like an average day in Gary Indiana, lol.
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  • Profile picture of the author Jason Kanigan
    Oh boy did I laugh when I read the OP!

    We have a thing like this in Wilmington called Panic Attack! My wife won't let us go, though. Probably for the best.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Hmmm,

      You guys started me thinking that it would be completely awesome to go on a road trip visiting the best of the best Haunted attractions!

      How fun would that be??!!

      Terra
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