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How to Get the FBI to Investigate Unsolicited Email

by kindsvater
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This works 100% of the time to get the FBI to investigate gmail and other email accounts sending you unsolicited emails!

I could have packaged this as a $7 WSO and it would have sold like gangbusters with the right kind of marketing and resell rights, but I decided to give you this step-by-step action guide for free:

Be a good looking, rich, socialite in Florida. Seductively hang out with 4-star generals and the director of the CIA.

Complain to the FBI you're being harassed by unsolicited emails. Claim a general's email account may have been compromised.

Throw around the title "Honorary Ambassador" if needed.

I guarantee you this works. Proof available at all news media outlets.



Note: Be prepared for unexpected blow-back, searches of your property, 24-7 media reporting of your family, finances, etc., and loss of "Honorary Ambassador" status.

Undisclosed Bonus to Bank the Cash!!!!

Have book ready to sell on Amazon and Kindle with salacious details about hanging out with 4-star generals and the director of the CIA.

Then sell media outlets copies of the spam you received.

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