by gareth
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Yep after all these years of fornication I finally found some big pussed up scabs on my scrotum today.

Any of you guys able to recommend some decent oinkment.
  • Profile picture of the author YiKeS
    OK ... this is the most "OFF" Topic ... topic I`ve seen here yet

    I suggest amputation to 100% clear it up!


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  • Profile picture of the author CTABUK
    What a load of B******s! Last time is was your bum, now it's your - well, we all know that if you do not use condoms with sheep you are asking for trouble.

    I suggest a good sheep dip.
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  • Profile picture of the author Thomas
    Hydrochloric acid should do the trick!
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  • Profile picture of the author dbarnum
    OMG -- what an OFFFFFFFFF topic!!!!!!!!
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  • Profile picture of the author Fernando Veloso
    You got what?
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  • Profile picture of the author Andyhenry
    Sorry for your situation. In my 14 years in the military I saw a lot of things like this.

    My advice was always to treat sex like a game of golf:

    1 - Always keep your balls clean.

    2 - Stay out of the rough.

    3 - Only go out with people you know (it's ok to meet strangers in the bar though)

    4 - Always have a firm grip on your shaft

    5 - Don't let anyone else use your putter.

    6 - If you do sneek into the bush to relieve yourself, make sure no-one can see you.

    7. Always use a smooth stroke and follow through

    8. Ensure you use a firm shaft, your stroke will be straighter

    and lastly.....


    A threesome or foursome may sound like fun, but if they're all more experienced than you, you can end up feeling inadequate - so make sure they're friendly and will treat you well.

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    Said:


    Originally Posted by gareth View Post

    Yep after all these years of fornication I finally found some big pussed up scabs on my scrotum today.

    Any of you guys able to recommend some decent oinkment.
    Sure:




    Enjoy!
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  • Profile picture of the author Ernie Booth
    Is this some new traffic site thats been invented or is it some sore april joke
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  • Profile picture of the author Star69
    Okay, am I the only one who thinks Gareth has sunk to a new low?
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    • Profile picture of the author Rick McCombs
      A good steel brush and some rubbing alcohol should do it.:rolleyes:
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  • Profile picture of the author derekwong28
    A few leeches will do.

    If they do not work, you can always try maggots!
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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    Too much info! TMI! Yeah, a new low. A few things are meant to be kept private.
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  • Profile picture of the author derekwong28
    Seriously Gareth, if you are asking for "serious advice", this is what I would recommend

    Zovirax (Aciclovir) cream

    Zovirax Cream

    Zovirax cream

    I am not sure whether the above is available without prescription in your country. If it is the first time you have these ulcers, you must see a doctor to confirm the diagnosis.


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  • Profile picture of the author Peter Soos
    Good Lord!...and I just thought it was a test for the Subject line of an email. Such a fool am I.
    Since I am not a medical doctor I suggest you get professional advice before attempting any well intended suggestions from this body of medical professionals. Perhaps removing said offending object and placing it in a double zip-lock bag and mailing it to a nearby medical lab for analysis would make you feel more at ease.
    Let us know how that works out...
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    • Profile picture of the author derekwong28
      Originally Posted by Peter Soos View Post

      Good Lord!...and I just thought it was a test for the Subject line of an email. Such a fool am I.
      Since I am not a medical doctor I suggest you get professional advice before attempting any well intended suggestions from this body of medical professionals. Perhaps removing said offending object and placing it in a double zip-lock bag and mailing it to a nearby medical lab for analysis would make you feel more at ease.
      Let us know how that works out...

      Peter, it is funny how you correctly advised that Gareth should see a doctor but then goes on to give a piece of absolutely terrible advice of your own. If you just mail a sample like this to a nearby medical laboratory, the following will probably happen

      1. You are probably breaking the law and post office regulations for the inappropriate transport of biological specimens. You could be liable to a fine and imprisonment. For a start, the packing and labeling you described is totally inappropriate. You also want to use viral transport medium for the specimen.

      2. The medical lab will probably reject it anyway because for one, they cannot be sure that the specimen belongs to the person it claims to come from. There are serious questions of privacy and medical ethics involved, particularly in the case of sexually transmitted diseases.

      3. Most medical laboratories cannot test for herpes simplex virus on their own anyway.

      Although I was a doctor who worked in a virus laboratory and did not see patients. But I am a specialist in virology and I know the diagnostic procedure for this virus well.


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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Well, Gareth. You win. I was wrong about you all these years that I have been calling you "aids bait".
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  • Profile picture of the author Suthan M
    So did he burn his balls with acid or what?

    What had happened?
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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    I know this is the off topic forum but I can't believe he's talking about his genitals and an std. Don't go to the warrior forum if you have herpes, go to a doctor. What could possibly be next, is there a lower low? Maybe I should give in depth posts about my period :rolleyes:
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    • Profile picture of the author myob
      It may not be herpes at all. You really should just give it a rest for a few months, or do what I was forced to do if you are unable to control yourself. I used to get pussed scabbies like that every weekend, and it went all the way down from my scrotum to my knees and even spread to all over my chest and arms. The scabs never had a chance to heal and I was constantly in pain. Finally I could not stand it any longer and went to see a doctor. The doctor said it wasn't herpes; it was actually caused by rug burn. He prescribed a thick, shagged rug with at least a 4" nap to prevent recurrences. The only problem is I have to replace the rug every few months due to wear and tear, (it loses its shag) but that is a very small price to pay to be scab-free.
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      • Profile picture of the author Kim Standerline
        OMG

        this thread is getting worse lol


        Originally Posted by myob View Post

        It may not be herpes at all. You really should just give it a rest for a few months, or do what I was forced to do if you are unable to control yourself. I used to get pussed scabbies like that every weekend, and it went all the way down from my scrotum to my knees and even spread to all over my chest and arms. The scabs never had a chance to heal and I was constantly in pain. Finally I could not stand it any longer and went to see a doctor. The doctor said it wasn't herpes; it was actually caused by rug burn. He prescribed a thick, shagged rug with at least a 4" nap to prevent recurrences. The only problem is I have to replace the rug every few months due to wear and tear, (it loses its shag) but that is a very small price to pay to be scab-free.
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        • Profile picture of the author Kay King
          Anyway theres nothing wrong with my dong.
          Gareth, dear, we've just crossed the final line into the land of too much information.

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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Valarie - I agree we've hit a new low. And why am I not surprised it was Gareth who plumped those depths?

      That's what he gets for cheating on the sheep. Just cut off the offending member and it's old bag and be done with it.

      and Gareth - please, please....we don't need photos thank you very much.
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  • Profile picture of the author gareth
    Hmm I see.

    I actually forgot I made this post. I was feeling mischevious.

    No I dont really have the herps. But I did really have a hemmer.

    And by analyzing the content of replies to my hoax posting I have concluded that the most likely herpes carrier is none other than...


    derekwong28 - yes he even knows what medication to take.

    Anyway theres nothing wrong with my dong.
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  • Profile picture of the author Peter Soos
    Derekwong28...I now see that I have not posted enough on this forum for some...perhaps most of you to take some of my advice with tongue in cheek. Any more than taking a steel brush with alcohol...or Hydrochloric acid ...and I'm certain that any of the fine medical establishments that are forced upon our tax dollars will prescribe

    "A few leeches will do.

    If they do not work, you can always try maggots!"

    as a well respected member of this forum so suggested...you were kidding...right?

    I hardly see Gareth having the means or compulsion to remove said body parts without antisthetic...sutures...antibiotics...you get what I mean. Sooo with that said...and my reading into some of the well intended remarks as being anything but humorous...I will now say...with all seriousness...Gareth...take your skanky self to a recognised medical professional and stop trying to bring a touch of humor to such a serious body of experts as this forum..LMAO (if you want a further explanation of my intention PM me..LOL). With all brevity and respect,
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  • Profile picture of the author gareth
    Actually the nearest I've ever had to an STD I caught while on a medical nutrition study.

    I first got a red blotchy rash on my crotch, then it spread to my inner thighs, then my legs and arms, eventually my entire body except for head and hands/feet was covered in bright red blotches.

    The doctor at the STD clinic didn't know what it was.

    I searched the net and finally discovered pityriasis rosea - which is what I had

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    • Profile picture of the author myob
      OMG gareth! That girl has road rash. Couldn't you at least have waited until you got her home?
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  • Profile picture of the author derekwong28
    Peter, I suspected from the start that Gareth was not serious. It is extremely rare just to get herpes on the scrotum alone.

    "derekwong28 - yes he even knows what medication to take."

    Gareth, its seems that you know what medication to take as well. Now how would you know that?

    To the ladies, the new low was already reached earlier by Gareth in this thread

    http://www.warriorforum.com/off-topi...ver-found.html

    "The snake is not shown next to any reference point. Of course next to my penis it would seem tiny. "

    This is a money making forum, and money and sex goes together. There had been a lot of threads lately about warriors buying/renting fast cars. I am surprised that we don't get threads like

    "My IM earnings enabled me to pay for an orgy with 8 prostitutes!"

    Afterall, STDs are very common. It is thought that up to a quarter of Americans have an incurable STD of one sort or another.


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    Somehow I don't think that's what BUM MARKETING is supposed to be about.
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