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Thank you....for..........calling xyz customer support.

xyz is always ready to help you anyway we can.

today's date is xxx.

the weather is xxx.

our help support technicians are working 24/7 to assist you in your need.

If you are calling about xxx please press 1

If you are calling about yyy please press 2

If you are calling about Thank you for calling xxyz customer support.

xyz is always ready to help you anyway we can.

today's date is xxx.

the weather is xxx.

our help support technicians are working 24/7 to assist you in your need.

If you are calling about xxx please press 1

If you are calling about yyy please press 2

*presses 2*

If you are an existing customer and wish to inquire about xxx please press 1.

If you are an existing customer and wish to inquire about yyy please press 2.

If you are an existing customer and wish to inquire about zzz please press 3.

If you are an existing customer and wish to inquire about yyyzzz please press 4.

...

If you are an existing customer and wish to inquire about aaa...yyyzzz please press 9.

*presses 6*

Please have your account number ready.

Your account number is located precisely 1.72 mmm from the topmost right corner of your paper invoice and is in black ink. We use black ink because it is easily seen.

We use paper because we need a surface to put the ink on. The paper industry began in 172...

*yawn*

If you can solve the problem yourself, it would be greatly...

If you are an existing customer and wish to inquire about yyyzzz please press 4.

*presses 6*

I'm sorry, that entry is incorrect. The correct response would have been 4 because that was the statement.

Thank you....for..........calling xyz customer support.

xyz is always ready to help you anyway we can.

today's date is xxx.

the weather is xxx.

our help support technicians are working 24/7 to assist you in your need.

If you are calling about xxx please press 1

If you are calling about yyy please press 2

If you are calling about Thank you for calling xxyz customer support.

xyz is always ready to help you anyway we can.

today's date is xxx.

the weather is xxx.

our help support technicians are working 24/7 to assist you in your need.

If you are calling about xxx please press 1

*support center hangs up*
  • Profile picture of the author WFAlex
    ...our help support technicians are working 24/7 to assist you in wasting time and money calling customer support! Thank you for being with us, we truly value you as a customer.
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    • Profile picture of the author SozzledBoot
      Originally Posted by WFAlex View Post

      ...our help support technicians are working 24/7 to assist you in wasting time and money calling customer support! Thank you for being with us, we truly value you as a customer.
      LOL True dat!

      I think customer support is a barrier to service to insulate downsized corporate departments from time and money consuming customer needs.

      I would love to record the process I go through with my cable ISP. But since they are the only game in town, I have no choice but to subscribe to them.
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