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Time for a funny little joke - marijuana inside firewood

by taskemann
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Stumbled across this one on Facebook:

Hello, is this the Police?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Police descend on Billy's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy and left
The phone rings at Billy's house: "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the Police come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Merry Christmas, Buddy"

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    Jesus and Moses go golfing with an old man.

    Moses steps up to the green, puts the ball on the tee, {CRACK} .. ball goes right into the water. Moses steps up, puts his hands in the air, pond spits, walks out there and knocks the ball back onto the green.

    Jesus steps up, puts the ball on the tee, {CRACK} ... ball goes right into the water. Jesus walks out onto the pond, picks the ball up,puts the ball on the water, knocks it back onto the green.

    The old man steps up, puts the ball on the green, {CRACK} ... right into the water. Moses and Jesus are looking into the pond and see a huge fish swim up and SWALLOW the ball!!! Just then, they hear a "flapping" noise above them.. here comes a huge eagle! Eagle swoops down, grabs the fish and flies over the green! Eagle drops the fish, fish hits the ground and the ball pops out of his mouth and goes right into the hole!

    Moses and Jesus turn to the old man and Jesus says "nice shot Dad, but will you quit screwing around and play golf!"

    Ba-dump-Bum!
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