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Gavin Pivott deserves a Nobel Prize

by whateverpedia
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I don't know Gavin Pivott personally, have never met him, and before today I'd never even heard of him.

Someone retweeted one of his tweets into my timeline earlier though, and because of what his tweet says, I'm willing to vote for him to receive a Nobel, or any other prize he wants.

The tweet:

@gavinpivott: If you cut your pizza up into small pieces you can use it as a topping for your other pizza.
Genius, pure genius.
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    I COULD tell you how to get him the "nobel peace prize". You don't have to be good, peaceful, smart, educated, have a good theory, etc.... ALAS, the truth would step on too many toes. They EVEN have a fast track method! You can be submitted LONG after the "deadline"!

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    • Profile picture of the author Daniel Evans
      Marty Mcfly could learn from this guy!...
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    • Profile picture of the author LarryC
      Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

      I COULD tell you how to get him the "nobel peace prize". You don't have to be good, peaceful, smart, educated, have a good theory, etc.... ALAS, the truth would step on too many toes. They EVEN have a fast track method! You can be submitted LONG after the "deadline"!

      Steve
      That's for sure. I could name one recent recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize who certainly didn't deserve it, but that would turn this into a political thread
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    Personally, I like to put my two pizzas together and make a pizza sandwich...
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    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
      Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

      Personally, I like to put my two pizzas together and make a pizza sandwich...
      HEY, how about simply folding ONE over? Actually, I think both have already been done. Nice try though!

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      • Profile picture of the author Daniel Evans
        Yeah, I must get a Calzone again soon.

        Awesome!

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    Well, if EU and Obama got the prize, it can't really be THAT hard huh?
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

      I COULD tell you how to get him the "nobel peace prize". You don't have to be good, peaceful, smart, educated, have a good theory, etc.... ALAS, the truth would step on too many toes. They EVEN have a fast track method! You can be submitted LONG after the "deadline"!

      Steve
      Originally Posted by LarryC View Post

      That's for sure. I could name one recent recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize who certainly didn't deserve it, but that would turn this into a political thread
      Originally Posted by taskemann View Post

      Well, if EU and Obama got the prize, it can't really be THAT hard huh?
      Of course Gavin wouldn't be eligible for the Peace Prize. However he qualifies for the Pizza Prize
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      • Profile picture of the author seasoned
        Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

        Of course Gavin wouldn't be eligible for the Peace Prize. However he qualifies for the Pizza Prize
        WHY NOT? That quote put him above some that HAVE!
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