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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    I was going to make a smart crack about that, but I don't want to arsek for trouble, so I'll leave it behind before we reach the bottom of the barrel.

    Seriously though, there's a marketing lesson in that.

    Find a needy niche and then supply them with what they want.

    KA-CHING!!!
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    • Profile picture of the author SteveJohnson
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

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      Find a needy niche and then supply them with what they want.
      I'm sure you were talking 'niche' as in 'market segment' not as in 'crevice'

      Right?
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  • Profile picture of the author Don Schenk
    OMG... $11 a minute! Yes, per minute - to lay your head on somebody's arse!

    And the business is so successful they have opened a second location!

    Sorry, I can't stop hitting the exclamation point!!!!!

    I hope she hasn't eaten beans.

    :-Don
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by Don Schenk View Post

      OMG... $11 a minute! Yes, per minute - to lay your head on somebody's arse!

      And the business is so successful they have opened a second location!
      Better get in quick and snap up the Cincinnati and Park City franchises before anyone else.
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    • Profile picture of the author Daniel Evans
      Originally Posted by Don Schenk View Post

      OMG... $11 a minute! Yes, per minute - to lay your head on somebody's arse!

      And the business is so successful they have opened a second location!

      Sorry, I can't stop hitting the exclamation point!!!!!

      I hope she hasn't eaten beans.

      :-Don
      Never before have I seen someone so amazed at a bargain!
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  • Profile picture of the author yushi1905
    I couldn't shed off the thought of what if the female employee needs to pass off some gas while someone is laying on her butt. A refund?
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by yushi1905 View Post

      I couldn't shed off the thought of what if the female employee needs to pass off some gas while someone is laying on her butt. A refund?
      It could earn her a big tip. Ya never know.
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      • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
        Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

        Find a needy niche and then supply them with what they want.

        KA-CHING!!!
        How does such a niche even occur to someone?

        Originally Posted by yushi1905 View Post

        I couldn't shed off the thought of what if the female employee needs to pass off some gas while someone is laying on her butt. A refund?
        Don't be silly. Women don't pass gas. :rolleyes:
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  • Profile picture of the author Ives
    This sounds like a great business opportunity. I'll just undercut the price to $10/minute, and the bonus vibrating head massage will be free!
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