Southern Home Security System.

by HeySal
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  • Profile picture of the author Ken Leatherman
    Sal,

    I loved it.

    Already installed mine. Thanks for the recipe.



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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Ken - you realize it does assume, at least in part, that they can read, right?
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    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Ken - you realize it does assume, at least in part, that they can read, right?
      Well, Step #4 WILL usually hurt you! Usually, they will try to break in if there is a note on the door. But items 1-3 DO help prevent that, assuming they properly assume. You SHOULD make the food and water look like it has been used though, and dirty up the boots a bit. And rough up the field and stream which should be maybe a few days to a week old.

      If they CAN'T read, I wonder how many would be SURE that it is a joke. What happens if they KNOW the mailman, etc?

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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Hmmmmm, the smart ones, would steal the bowls and boots, you may need to add an extra note like....


        Please wash out your work boots, one of the Pit Bulls may have taken a C*** in them.

        And l used the dog bowls to mix up the DDT spray for the cockroaches, and left them out here, so you could power spray them when you get back!

        Shane :rolleyes:
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        • Profile picture of the author seasoned
          Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

          Hmmmmm, the smart ones, would steal the bowls and boots, you may need to add an extra note like....


          Please wash out your work boots, one of the Pit Bulls may have taken a C*** in them.

          And l used the dog bowls to mix up the DDT spray for the cockroaches, and left them out here, so you could power spray them when you get back!

          Shane :rolleyes:
          WOW, so you poisoned the dogs? I guess I don't have to worry about THEM then! And DDT is illegal in the US.

          Steve
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          • Profile picture of the author Kay King
            the smart ones, would
            No- they'd rob the nearest neighbors house instead.
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    What would be funny is, make a bunch of copies of that note, then tape it to other peoples front door.

    Anyone that visted their house would be thinking WTH is going on here? :confused:
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  • Profile picture of the author waterotter
    Too funny, Sal!

    I had to open this in a different browser to see your post. Apparently, Chrome is acting up as I see only a blank post. This is the second such post where this has happened:confused:
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