What are you thinking at this moment

11 years ago

A. About the black raspberries I am going to order tomorrow
B. About that agate on Mars posted in that Mars Rover thread
C. Is it too late to light the pipe.
D. Why do people keep wanting to know what I'm thinking.
E. This isn't really a great time for another cup of coffee.
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whateverpedia

11 years ago

I'm currently thinking, "Why, oh why did I click onto this thread?"

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Tomas Lodén 11 years ago

Im working so im thinking "how to promo my awesome onepage newssite since i wont have much joy with organic search engine traffic from with such a site".. Tricky.
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Dan Riffle

11 years ago

Why am I here?

Not in a profound existenial sensey kinda way, but simply, why am I in this thread?

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Big Rob

11 years ago

1: I have been eating way to much doughy stuff, I need a salad.
2: Its almost Friday
3: 6 more months to football season
4: note to self: go to Sals early
5: Doh! Suckered again...

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thunderbird

11 years ago

I am thinking that despite the heavy rain outside legendary door-to-door salesman Horace Bartholomew Schmidt -- The Man In The Plaid Suit himself -- has probably left his water-front mansion and is out and about selling his wares door-to-door, occasionally being chased off properties by vicious dogs.

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Chatung

11 years ago

"Is there anyone who can compete with Google" ?

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Paul Myers 11 years ago

I'm thinking the person who put up the "Don't Dink and Drive" sign at the local liquor store should be 'randomly' tested at work...
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11 years ago

What are you thinking at this moment

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travlinguy

11 years ago

The Fruitcake Legacy

It's a story I'm thinking of writing. It's about a family that has sent the same fruitcake to each other for the last 43 years. It's been going on for three generations without fail. Everyone has had possession of this relic several times.

The climax comes when a particularly dimwitted family member eats the fruitcake. Word leaks out as to what he has done and the entire family drops what they're doing, converges on his home and _________ him. Help me out and fill in the blank.

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Paul Myers 11 years ago

Originally Posted by travlinguy

Help me out and fill in the blank.

"try to resuscitate"
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- travlinguy 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Paul Myers
  
  "try to resuscitate"
  
  I was thinking of something a little darker. Vampires are hot. Zombies are even hotter. Maybe kick off a new morbid trend. Cannibals. I think people would like that. It wouldn't do it for me but if I were to write the original franchise cannibal yarn... Maybe I could get a new Vespa.
  
  It might start something like this.
  
  It all started when that stupid bashtard Jeb ate the legacy fruitcake. The rest of us were fit to be tied. Zeke was so angry when he heard about it he bought a plane ticket right off. He'd set Jeb straight, right quick.
  
  That's what triggered the others to move. We all followed Zeke's lead. Of course, I had a part in it. I felt we were acting like a posse or even a lynch mob. None of us knew what we'd do when we got there. Turns out we all arrived around the same time. Midnight.
  
  Man, were we hungry. And that's when it dawned on us. It was eerie. We all got the same idea at the same time... There were 62 of us. Someone whispered, "Eat Jeb." Then someone else said it. I'm not sure when I realized I was repeating it too. It turned into a whispered chant as we made our way up Jeb's driveway. Eat Jeb. Eat Jeb. Eat Jeb...
  
  It was hard to tell whether the long flights we'd endured had given us that glazed look or whether it was the promise of flesh, fresh flesh. (say that three times fast)
  
  Can you see it? Sam Elliot could do the promo in that gravely voice of his.
  
  Jeb, he's what's for dinner...
  
  A mini series maybe.
  
  Before long there are cable shows featuring clans of cannibals. Cannibal books are selling like hotcakes on Amazon. Cannibal Nation.
  
  Wait, we've already got that.
  
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  Paul Myers 11 years ago
  
  A mini series maybe.
  
  And the theme song?
  
  "I'm not the man I used to be," by the Fine Young Cannibals.
  
  http://youtu.be/TrBYsPJ0rkA
  
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LynnM 11 years ago

Originally Posted by travlinguy

Help me out and fill in the blank.

Congratulate him. 'Cos somebody's finally stopped that tedious tradition.
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John Durham

11 years ago

Im wondering, why would Sal wonder if its too late to light the pipe?

And "why did I just make another coffee?"

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tagiscom

11 years ago

A. About the black raspberries I am going to order tomorrow
B. About that agate on Mars posted in that Mars Rover thread
C. Is it too late to light the pipe.
D. Why do people keep wanting to know what I'm thinking.
E. This isn't really a great time for another cup of coffee.
Etc.

• About what Sal, will think about the weird rock l posted, on the Mars rover thread?

• about how well some software l recently developed will do, with the new traffic source l found?

• About getting off this thread and getting some work done!!:rolleyes:

Shane

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HeySal 11 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

• About what Sal, will think about the weird rock l posted, on the Mars rover thread?

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Shane

I'm wondering why you don't get your carcass over there and find out what I said about it - gonna freak ya out. Be warned.
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John Durham

11 years ago

@ Travelin guy...

Zombies getting hot moon pies thrown at them, now that's hot!

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salegurus

11 years ago

Look A Squirrel...

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tagiscom 11 years ago

I was thinking that feeding Zombies Soylent green would be less messy than the usual chomping into peoples brains all day long!!!

Soylent Green in the microwave for 30 seconds with butter on top, yum!!!

Irresistible to Zombies, as well! :rolleyes:

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abdobasha2004

11 years ago

I am thinking of posting a reply to this thread

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HeySal

11 years ago

Originally Posted by abdobasha2004

I am thinking of posting a reply to this thread

So what did you decide?

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MissTerraK

11 years ago

I'm thinking it's nice to be back after being quite ill and see that my beloved OT hasn't changed a bit!

Terra

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HeySal

11 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

I'm thinking it's nice to be back after being quite ill and see that my beloved OT hasn't changed a bit!

Terra

More of the saga of the heater ducts?

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MissTerraK

11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

More of the saga of the heater ducts?

More like the dang house period! We're still looking for a new one, the one I really wanted fell through.

What kicked it over the top was the downfall of being a nanny to my two youngest grandbabies. The baby got sick and ended up in an oxygen tent in the hospital and despite dousing myself with vitamins C and D3, I succumbed. I ended up with both ears, throat and sinus infections turned walking pneumonia turned to and I quote, a touch of pneumonia in the left lung.

I'm still not completely up to par, but I'm slowly getting there.

Terra

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ThomM 11 years ago

I'm thinking about playing this song.

Sitting On Top of the World - Cream (2005...
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HeySal

11 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

More like the dang house period! We're still looking for a new one, the one I really wanted fell through.

What kicked it over the top was the downfall of being a nanny to my two youngest grandbabies. The baby got sick and ended up in an oxygen tent in the hospital and despite dousing myself with vitamins C and D3, I succumbed. I ended up with both ears, throat and sinus infections turned walking pneumonia turned to and I quote, a touch of pneumonia in the left lung.

I'm still not completely up to par, but I'm slowly getting there.

Terra

Yikes. I'm sorry to hear about the other house. Sure hope you find something just as great....and very soon.

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John Durham

11 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

More like the dang house period! We're still looking for a new one, the one I really wanted fell through.

What kicked it over the top was the downfall of being a nanny to my two youngest grandbabies. The baby got sick and ended up in an oxygen tent in the hospital and despite dousing myself with vitamins C and D3, I succumbed. I ended up with both ears, throat and sinus infections turned walking pneumonia turned to and I quote, a touch of pneumonia in the left lung.

I'm still not completely up to par, but I'm slowly getting there.

Terra

Wow Mrs. T, Hope you guys are doing better! Get Outta there fast! This place wouldnt be the same without the Terra-izer.

Hope the babies are okay!

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MissTerraK 11 years ago

Funny thing, the babies are better now it's just little ole Nana that's struggling along.

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Khemosabi

11 years ago

I am thinking about how I wish I hadn't shared that fruitcake with Jeb!

We had it with some fava beans and a nice Ciante
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Jeffery

11 years ago

I think the OP is serious?

Seriously.. if you think your boss is going to fire you:

Marry his daughter > Take her to the meeting with you > and announce the big news.

You may get killed (or worse), but probably not fired! Unless she was a big spender and he was supporting her.

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Khemosabi

11 years ago

Gosh Terra, could it be because you were taking care of everyone and no one was taking care of you???

Glad the babies are better, now go get some rest! (please).

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MissTerraK

11 years ago

Thanks Theresa!

I have been trying to get some rest, after my 11 hour days I come home and rest, that's why I haven't been on in about a week. I do manage about an hour nap while the little ones are down too. Haha, a napping Nana, nothing like making one feel old, lol!

Anyway, the thing is, Nana's house seems to be the hot spot for the weekends. Yesterday had both daughter's families here including all five grandkids, the mother-in-law and son's best friend who we haven't seen in 3 years.

Today, I'm taking it easy, though.

Terra

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HeySal

11 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Thanks Theresa!

I have been trying to get some rest, after my 11 hour days I come home and rest, that's why I haven't been on in about a week. I do manage about an hour nap while the little ones are down too. Haha, a napping Nana, nothing like making one feel old, lol!

Anyway, the thing is, Nana's house seems to be the hot spot for the weekends. Yesterday had both daughter's families here including all five grandkids, the mother-in-law and son's best friend who we haven't seen in 3 years.

Today, I'm taking it easy, though.

Terra

I hope you are opening windows to air out often and also getting outside for a little "play time" and fresh air..........well as much fresh air as you can considering your proximity to Detroit and Pontiac.

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MissTerraK

11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

I hope you are opening windows to air out often and also getting outside for a little "play time" and fresh air..........well as much fresh air as you can considering your proximity to Detroit and Pontiac.

Yep, I am not just opening windows, but door walls, lol!

And going out a bit for a walk in the back property. The pine branches capped in snow are quite breathtakingly beautiful. Haha! Perhaps the wrong choice of word, er, majestically beautiful, that is. I'm taking as deep of breaths as I can.

Terra

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Khemosabi

11 years ago

@ Terra
Hmm.. let's see, everyone likes to go to your house. :p Nuff said, right there!
And, for the record, naps are awesome! Being forced to nap, not so cool. I think just about every adult agrees that naps rock, but we all hated them as a kid. I know I had stuff to do, now, it can wait.

Although I don't have any two legged children, I will say I feel you (SORRY THUNDERBIRD!)

I am the "go to" person in this neighborhood for way too many things! Whether they need a pie, dessert, dinner (for their guests) or computer repair, or horse advise.. it goes on and on! :rolleyes: Please don't misunderstand me, it's kind of flatering, and I do have some super cool neighbors.. HOWEVER, my right to nap should not be infringed!

I'm glad you are feeling better! I know you have the mentality of "I ain't got time for that", meaning, being sick. But wouldn't it be nice if someone took care of us the way we take care of them?

Have a great weekend, what's left of it! I'm going outside to play without my phone!

~ Theresa

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socialentry

11 years ago

Nuke the whales

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tagiscom 11 years ago

Nuke the whales

Hmmm, now l am thinking, how much nasty mail, this member is going to get? :rolleyes:

Three to Five posts is my guess!

I am also thinking should l take a chance and post the "juggling kittens video"! Probably not, l might get death threats with that one???? :rolleyes:

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11 years ago

I'm thinking that after this site: HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA - WHAT'S GOING ON?! just sold for $2000, and seeing the stats for it, kw research and seo somehow don't seem quite so relevant anymore.

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11 years ago

About making more money today.

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