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travlinguy

11 years ago

I'd like to see Paul Reubens as the next pope.

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RichBeck 11 years ago

Originally Posted by travlinguy

I'd like to see Paul Reubens as the next pope.

travlinguy,

I second that...

What would be on the Vatican cafeteria menu every Monday?

Paul's favorite sandwich....

Reuben - hold the pickle

In July 1991, after deciding to take a few years' sabbatical from Pee-wee, Reubens was arrested for indecent exposure in an adult theater in Sarasota, Florida.

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Paul Myers

11 years ago

Anthony de Mello, SJ.

Unfortunately, he's deceased, as of 1985. But that shouldn't disqualify him.

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MissTerraK 11 years ago

What's a Pope?

Okay, I jest! My point is that it really doesn't matter to me at all one way or another.

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Patrician

11 years ago

"Popery" should be banned as the FAKE that it is along with the other false teachings of that particular organization.

Therefore I nominate God, "Don't ever call anyone else 'Father' ", to get in there and give the people THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH.

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John Durham

11 years ago

Gene Simmons From Kiss, for the moral advancement aspect!

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HeySal

11 years ago

I can think of a few people in our executive branch I'd like to see get it. I'm not Catholic - so that way I wouldn't have to deal with them anymore.

Here's a serious question though - has there ever been a Pope who was de-seated, or de-throned or whatever the Catholic terminology for the position is.

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travlinguy

11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

I can think of a few people in our executive branch I'd like to see get it. I'm not Catholic - so that way I wouldn't have to deal with them anymore.

Here's a serious question though - has there ever been a Pope who was de-seated, or de-throned or whatever the Catholic terminology for the position is.

The term is De-Pope-U-Lated.

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mojojuju 11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Here's a serious question though - has there ever been a Pope who was de-seated, or de-throned or whatever the Catholic terminology for the position is.

I think defrocked is the correct word. I don't know if there was ever a pope who was defrocked, but I just like saying that word. Defrocked.
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- travlinguy 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by mojojuju
  
  I think defrocked is the correct word. I don't know if there was ever a pope who was defrocked, but I just like saying that word. Defrocked.
  
  Deflowered maybe but probably not defrocked.
  
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  mojojuju 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by travlinguy
  
  Deflowered maybe but probably not defrocked.
  
  I believe the children are the ones who are deflowered, and not the clergy.
  
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- Brandon Tanner 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by mojojuju
  
  I think defrocked is the correct word. I don't know if there was ever a pope who was defrocked, but I just like saying that word. Defrocked.
  
  So if a pope is defrocked, does that mean that he no longer has the ability to frock?
  
  On a more serious note, I nominate this guy for the next pope...
  
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mojojuju

11 years ago

Bob Dylan.

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hardraysnight 11 years ago

Originally Posted by mojojuju

Bob Dylan.

well eventually, he had to be good for something
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Ephrils

11 years ago

Charlie Sheen is a 1st round pick.

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hardraysnight

11 years ago

i vote for me

put that in your pipe and watch the smoke come out of the chimney

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hardraysnight

11 years ago

Originally Posted by derekwong28

Before the conclave, I would like to ask you to say who would you want be the next pope and who would you actually think would it be. These are the current odds at the moment at the betting shop Paddy Power

Next Pope Betting from Paddy Power

My choice is cardinal Tagle from the Philippines

Why Tagle is netizens' top 'papabile'

Cardinal Tagle, Our Next Pope (A happy song for a jolly Cardinal) - YouTube

ironically his predecessor was named cardinal sin - true

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socialentry

11 years ago

I vote for Mike Tyson.

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AprilCT 11 years ago

Good thing this is off topic forum, some of ya all are brutal... Anyway, if I were in a betting mood, I'd rather bet on a horse race. I'd stand a better chance of making a couple bucks.
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whateverpedia

11 years ago

Richard Dawkins.

I recall reading somewhere (can't remember where), that one bookie outfit had the odds of Dawkins becoming Pope at 666/1.

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Paul Myers 11 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Richard Dawkins.

Okay. THAT is funny. He could choose the name "Darwin" for his term in office...

I can just see the new bumper stickers... a fish with 4 legs and a funny hat. The caption: "More Papal Bull."
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Joe Mobley 11 years ago

I like it.

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Richard Dawkins.

or Sam Harris.

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bravo75

11 years ago

Henry Kissinger

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HeySal

11 years ago

Hey I got an idea..........

John Durham is all about spirituality - lets elect him Pope. I'd love to see the ensuing shake-down. LMAO.

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derekwong28

11 years ago

This is actually one of the biggest betting events ever. I was hoping to get some serious guesses here, especially whether anybody gets it right. The last pope did not have a successful reign. For one he was too old and probably out of touch. Also, the church sex scandals blew up on his face. But whoever is pope does matter. John Paul II played a major role in dismantling communism in Poland that in turn triggered the dismantling of communism in the Eastern bloc.

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HeySal

11 years ago

Sorry Derek. Just having fun with it because I'm not Catholic and haven't the faintest clue how they elect a Pope. Don't really care either. Not all that impressed with the Vatican.

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ThomM

11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Sorry Derek. Just having fun with it because I'm not Catholic and haven't the faintest clue how they elect a Pope. Don't really care either. Not all that impressed with the Vatican.

It centers on a big cloud of smoke

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bravo75

11 years ago

Morgan Freeman

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Joe Mobley 11 years ago

Donald Trump - Catholics need a good finance person in there.

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- RichBeck 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Joe Mobley
  
  Donald Trump - Catholics need a good finance person in there.
  
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  Joe,
  
  I would disagree.... Mentioning "Donald Trump" and "good finance" simply don't go together....
  
  That is like mentioning "Charlie Sheen" and "celibate" in the same sentence...
  
  When someone uses Bankruptcy as a "business strategy" over and over again, I see him as a manipulator of the system... not a "financial expert."
  
  There are lots of very successful business owners who have never.... and will never attempt to "game the system." They actually have ethics...
  
  They see they created the problems... They are responsible for fixing them.
  
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Dan Riffle

11 years ago

Pope Boogie Jack I

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Chris Worner

11 years ago

Jack Nicholson, or perhaps Spongebob.

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RichBeck

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Ken_Caudill

Richard Simmons.

I could see the Cardinals all lined up in the Vatican fitness center with Richard leading "Sweatin' To The Oldies."

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David Maschke

11 years ago

I heard that while in conclave, they will have on the wall a big dry erase board of brackets, and a big-screen to watch the march madness games.

At least the pope didn't leave the same way Labron did.

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