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Are you smarter than the deveil ?

by Newbieee
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1 day Tom [all similarities are purely coincidental, if your name is tom]
went to the under world.

He passed on.

He then asked the devil, "Hey what am i doing here, im supposed to go to heaven"

The devil then replied "NO you belong here"

Tom then challenge the devil "not if im smarter than you. I'll challenge you, if you can answer my question correctly i will stay here, if not you have to release me to heaven."

The devil complied.

Tom then took a chair, cut of 5 holes on the seat.
https://www.google.com/search?q=chai...ml%3B195%3B300 [illustrative purpose, imagine it on the seat]

Tom then sat down and farted, he asked the devil "so Mr devil, which hole did my fart came out from.

The devil replied all arrogantly "HAHA! The center hole of cos! "
Tom replied " WRONG! ITS MY ARSE HOLE YOU *&%$%^ "

Tom went to heaven needless to say. =D
lol..
  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Got some spare time on your hands, I see.
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    • Profile picture of the author Newbieee
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Got some spare time on your hands, I see.
      ya, lol.

      i cant fix my camtasia problem.
      So i have nothing to do.

      Suddenly tot of this joke.

      After all they say "An idle mind is the devil's playground."
      So i make use of my idle mind to make fun of him. hehe!
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    I like a little humor, myself. And this was Very little. :rolleyes::p
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    • Profile picture of the author Newbieee
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      I like a little humor, myself. And this was Very little. :rolleyes::p
      Ur welcome.
      Im glad i could share whatever little i have. EVen humour.
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      • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
        Originally Posted by Newbieee View Post

        Ur welcome.
        Im glad i could share whatever little i have. EVen humour.
        Here's some humor:

        Keirsey Temperament Website - Portrait of the Rational® Inventor (ENTP): Richard Feynman

        "Would you like cream or lemon in your tea, Mr Feynman?" -- It's Mrs. Eisenhart pouring tea.

        "I'll have both, thank you," I say, still looking for where I'm going to sit, when suddenly I hear -- "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. Surely you're joking, Mr. Feynman."

        I thought about that. I guess it would be because lemon makes cream curdle?
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  • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
    is anal orientation a religious or is it political?
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