IF THINGS WERE TAKEN LITERALLY. If you feel bored

by gilbert90

Posted: 11 years ago 7 replies

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Hey there, Bored??? Don't be down. Let's laugh our butts off a little...

What are caterpillars afraid of?
-Dogerpillars!

Why did the farmer bury all his money in his fields?
-He wanted rich soil.

What did one eye say to the other?
-Between u and me something smells.

What should never be eaten after its served?
-A tennis Ball

What did the tie say to the hat?
-u go on a head, i will just hang around.

What did the math book say to the history book?
-Boy, do i have problems.

When is a car not a car?
-When it turns into a driveway.

The more you feed it
The more it grows high
But if you give it water
It shall quickly Die
What is it??
-Fire

The Beginning of eternity
The end of space
The beginning of every end
The end of every place
What am I??????
-The letter E.

And you still wonder why the towel gets dirty yet you use it when you are clean??:rolleyes:

Daniel Evans 11 years ago

Originally Posted by gilbert90

And you still wonder why the towel gets dirty yet you use it when you are clean??:rolleyes:

Isn't that meant to be:

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
- A towel.
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- gilbert90 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Daniel Evans
  
  Isn't that meant to be:
  
  What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
  - A towel.
  
  Got it Daniel
  
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Khemosabi 11 years ago

If you pulled the wings off of a fly, would you call it a walk???

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- MissTerraK 11 years ago
  
  What do you call an alien with three eyes?
  
  An aliiien!!
  
  Terra
  
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  gilbert90 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  What do you call an alien with three eyes?
  
  An aliiien!!
  
  Terra
  
  Nice one
  
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travlinguy

11 years ago

how do crazy people go through the forest?
they take the psycho path.

how do you get holy water?
you boil the hell out of it.

what do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
dam!

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
a stick.