Free PLR! No optin required!

by Jeff Burritt Banned
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I previously sold this elsewhere and made a bundle.

But because this forum has helped me so much, I've decided to generously give back.

No optin required. No long pdf download. Just copy and paste your way to success!

----- Begin here ----

First, the right mindset is key. I can't stress this enough. If you think you can or can't you're right.

Second, eliminate all distractions. No emails, no forum posting, no dating, and especially no facebook. Remember, treat this like a business.

Third, don't waste time chasing another wso, until you just do this first. In fact, this may be the last thing you ever need to do to get your IM business banking on autopilot.

Last, and the absolute most important, is take action!

Now, here's the product. This is not some spun outsourced fluff. This is the real deal. And your customers will love it.

All you need to do is go to Yahoo answers and solve this problem for people. Are you ready?

"How to Give a Bunny a Shower" That's right! There's a ton of searches for this baby. And competition is low!



1. Items required: Shower, water, bunny, and lots of love.

2. Prepare your bunny by placing it in the tub/shower for a few minutes each day for one month. This will help bunny get used to being in the tub without anxiety.

3. Play some soft music at first, then turn on the sink so bunny can get used to hearing water running. It will become soothing and expected. You might even use the toilet yourself. Bunny will also find this calming.

4. Now, the big day. Gently use a long hose spray handle to bring the flow of water down to bunnies level. This is key, and why most people end up inadvertingly traumatizing their bunny because they get this wrong. So don't just spray cold water from out of no where! You're bunny is not on fire. So you don't need to scare it.

5. Gently spray around its body, careful not to spray the face. And especially spray your bunnies feet. Bunnies like to keep their toes clean. Plus the water kinda massages, and they like that.

6. Just relax and enjoy this special moment with your bunny. Both you and bunny will look forward to a daily shower together.

#bunnies #free plr #yahoo answers
  • Profile picture of the author Jeff Burritt
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    For my next article, I'm thinking about miniature hot air ballooning. Piloted by bunnies of course.

    Finding a video might be a bit challenging. I can supply the balloon. Anyone want to volunteer their bunny?
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    • Profile picture of the author dancemaster
      ok I did it yahoo answer is new to me what do i do just and check my mail and answer the question
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Well, I have a friend named bunny - but she's scared of heights, so probably won't cooperate. She might get a little turned off by a guy that want's Bunnies to shower with, too - especially one with a video camera.
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    When the Roads and Paths end, learn to guide yourself through the wilderness
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    Um . . . uh . . . glah.
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    Just when you think you've got it all figured out, someone changes the rules.

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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    What a hare-brained idea. This kind of thing really Bugs me. Well, for a while anyway, then the anger just kind of Peter's out.











    (We haven't had a good punfest for a while).
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    Why do garden gnomes smell so bad?
    So that blind people can hate them as well.
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      What a hare-brained idea. This kind of thing really Bugs me. Well, for a while anyway, then the anger just kind of Peter's out.











      (We haven't had a good punfest for a while).
      I wouldn't get Jacked about starting one over rabbits.
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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        I wouldn't get Jacked about starting one over rabbits.
        That wasn't warrented.
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        So that blind people can hate them as well.
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        • Profile picture of the author Jeff Burritt
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          Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

          That wasn't warrented.

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    • Profile picture of the author Jeff Burritt
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      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      What a hare-brained idea. This kind of thing really Bugs me. Well, for a while anyway, then the anger just kind of Peter's out.




      (We haven't had a good punfest for a while).

      If you strike a bunny's tone, it resonates with their funny bone. Some will laugh, some will cry, but all call in sick on their bunny fone.

      Hmm...haven't finished my coffee yet.
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  • Profile picture of the author Jeff Burritt
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    I thought the sales copy was particularly helpful, and really set the tone for this kind of product.
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  • Profile picture of the author Jeff Burritt
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    Ok, so enough bunnies. As much as I'd like to, we just can't have every plr article about bunnies.

    So now we have cats. And while we'd like to nip cats in the grass, it's evidently also very popular to offer cat nip as gifts. Hence this facebook ad:



    And so it provides the inspiration for our next plr article: "How to Send Cat Nip to Your Friends?"

    But you immediately notice the problem here right? Are you sending the cat nip to your friends? Or your friends cats? Or both?

    Now we've got a serious dilemma. Because we can't write the plr article until we figure this out. People will read the article, and take our advice, so our advice must be spot on.

    What say you? Any ideas?
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Cat Fight.

    I'd say by this time you might realize that you're in the OT forum trying to get us to be serious about IM. Um........... Dude - your target is upstairs.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    I'm not kitten you, the puns in this thread just aren't that bunny.


    (A two-for-one pun)
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      I'm not kitten you, the puns in this thread just aren't that bunny.


      (A two-for-one pun)
      I didn't think it was pussible, but that one has left me feline queasy.
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  • Profile picture of the author Claire Koch
    I was looking for PLR for my Resell Rights Weekly Subscription and landed on the moon. I am loooking for you somewhere mr bunny. Oh common you can monatize this can't you this is a NO BRAINER. Good stuff how do I get back to the warrior forum? I feel like I should be hearing the outer limits theme song or something else bout now.
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  • Profile picture of the author novalj30
    Hi Jeff, thank you for the share, but one Newbie Question since I'm very new to IM.
    What benefits I can get if I have done all your steps? What can I get answering Yahoo questions on this bunny topic? An answer will really be appreciated.
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