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The Mother-In-Law Is Coming . . . Achtung!

by Horny Devil Banned
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I've never got on with the Mother-in-law and today, when idly browsing an anagram creation site, it confirmed my suspicions . . .

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
  • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
    Thats pretty funny,HD.

    And it hits home.

    My wifes Mom has lived with us for 11 of the 23 years we have been married.
    She is 1st generation American from German immigrant parents.

    Shes 81 now,and quite the stereotypical German.

    When she throws her fits ( often), she stomps around and slams things, hence our nickname for her.....

    " Das Gestapo"
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    • Profile picture of the author glowworm
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      • Profile picture of the author Horny Devil
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        Bunps in desperation, as it could have been a funny thread

        Oh well . . .

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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    I used to have a software program called Anagram Genius. I found quite a few interesting anagrams. It's surprising how many anagrams seem relationally appropriate to the original word or phrase.

    Speaking of mothers-in-law though, there was a big fire burning in NW Wisconsin a few days ago, 9,000+ acres burned. One guy was being interviewed and commented, "We thought it (the fire) was going to go north of us but the wind shifted and we had to run for it. I grabbed my guns, my mother-in-law, and my wife - in that order - and we got out of there."

    It's all about priorities.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Umm, guys...

      I'm a mother-in-law to two sons-in-law and they both love me.

      What's the vocabulary word for today?

      Stereotyping!!:p

      Terra
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      • Profile picture of the author Horny Devil
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        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Umm, guys...

        I'm a mother-in-law to two sons-in-law and they both love me.
        If you fancy a holiday swop Terra, I'll parcel mine up and send her over to your two son-in-laws for a couple of weeks.

        Now, just got to find some heavy duty masking tape, a thick hessian sack, and a cargo plane that accepts animal freight.
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by Horny Devil View Post

          If you fancy a holiday swop Terra, I'll parcel mine up and send her over to your two son-in-laws for a couple of weeks.

          Now, just got to find some heavy duty masking tape, a thick hessian sack, and a cargo plane that accepts animal freight.
          LMAO!

          She's really that bad is she? I'm sorry, I feel for you.

          If we swap, does that mean I'm going on a holiday to the UK and more specifically, to your house?

          Terra
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          • Profile picture of the author Horny Devil
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            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            LMAO!

            She's really that bad is she? I'm sorry, I feel for you.

            If we swap, does that mean I'm going on a holiday to the UK and more specifically, to your house?

            Terra
            Terrable is the word.

            I have my own special apartment when the mother-in-law comes to stay, so you'd be welcome to the main house.

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            • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
              Originally Posted by Horny Devil View Post

              Terrable is the word.

              I have my own special apartment when the mother-in-law comes to stay, so you'd be welcome to the house.


              How can you label that a holiday? Punishment might describe that better!

              Oh, and in case you didn't figure it out yet...I'm passing on the invitation! :p

              Terra
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              • Profile picture of the author Horny Devil
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                Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post



                How can you label that a holiday? Punishment might describe that better!

                Oh, and in case you didn't figure it out yet...I'm passing on the invitation! :p

                Terra
                I meant the MAIN house. Doggone it, that kennels mine. Anyway, the old battleaxe wouldn't keep still for me to parcel her up so forget that rsvp :p
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    Um ... Everyone is talking about a specific person. I could be wrong, but I don't think that qualifies as stereotyping. Of course, maybe you're just Terratyping us.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      Um ... Everyone is talking about a specific person. I could be wrong, but I don't think that qualifies as stereotyping. Of course, maybe you're just Terratyping us.
      Haha! Well, Terratyping isn't so horribly bad, is it? :p

      Terra
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  • Profile picture of the author Don Schenk
    My mother-in-law's funeral was 2 weeks ago today. She was a real sweetheart, and will be missed. She had been in the dementia area at a nursing home for about 6 years, and had not recognized any of us for the past 2 years. My wife mentally said, "good-bye" to her mom a while back, after mom's personality seemed to disappear into dementia.

    I was luck to have wonderful in-laws, they were like a second set of parents to me.

    Don
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  • Profile picture of the author Tim_Carter
    My MIL retired two years ago and moved half way across the country to live one block away from us.

    Fortunately she has got herself involved in lots of stuff so not around much.

    My wife gets along with here way worse than me. The trip she took with her (and her sister) to France for a week didn't make things any better. lol.

    Oh well - no big deal for me except when the wife is po'd with her.
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  • Profile picture of the author katherineolga
    I needed a laugh. Good one!
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