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Jeff Foxworthy Tribute: You might be an internet marketer if...

by ronrule
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Let's see how ridiculous these can get.

If you ask people at parties "What's your URL", you might be an Internet marketer.

If you need to use sunblock to avoid CRT burns on your face... you might be an internet marketer.

If you have more friends on the Internet than you have in real life... you might be an internet marketer.

If you can type 120 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting, you might be an internet marketer.

If you spent more money on WSO's than you spent on your car... you might be an internet marketer.
  • Profile picture of the author lcombs
    If you have spent more money on PLR ebooks than real books.... You may be an internet marketer.

    If you know what an autoresponder is...............You might be an internet marketer.

    If you have ever bought anything from Mike Filsaime.......................You might be an internet marketer.

    If you have ever heard the phrase, "The money is in the list".....You might be an internet marketer.
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    • Profile picture of the author goindeep
      This was around a while back, meh*

      If you feel the need to provide an FAQ along to your 35th birthday invitation

      If your buddy tells you "Jenny's available now..." and you instantly think do a domain name search.

      If you order Pizza online, if you order beer online, if you order coffee online... all in the same day just not in the same order.
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    If you read a thread titled "You might be an internet marketer if...", you might be an internet marketer.
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    So that blind people can hate them as well.
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      If you think clicking "Likes" is an accomplishment, you might be a wannabe internet marketer.
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