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Woooo-ooohh I've been drinking too much for sure (8)

Seriously. 4 liters of beer and 2 shots of Jack Daniel's I drank yesterday, I hurt my foot and I can't walk, also my head is about to explode lol.

I was mad because I couldn't try to pick up some models that came to a comics convention, all because of my dumb friend who didn't have a ticket.

Anyway, do you guys know any remedies to cure a hangover?
  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by odinson View Post

    Woooo-ooohh I've been drinking too much for sure (8)

    Seriously. 4 liters of beer and 2 shots of Jack Daniel's I drank yesterday, I hurt my foot and I can't walk, also my head is about to explode lol.

    I was mad because I couldn't try to pick up some models that came to a comics convention, all because of my dumb friend who didn't have a ticket.

    Anyway, do you guys know any remedies to cure a hangover?
    Stop drinking until you fall over. You'll learn that eventually.

    And about picking up the models at a comics convention? Man, you missed out...because you would have been the only guy there that asked them out.

    Seriously, Hot models, dressed as super heroes, at a comics convention, never get bothered by the male attendees.

    And most people that attend these conventions are other hot girls, so you would have had no competition.

    So it really is your friend's fault. It's also his fault that you drank yourself into the ground. Darn him, anyway.
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    • Profile picture of the author odinson
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Stop drinking until you fall over. You'll learn that eventually.

      And about picking up the models at a comics convention? Man, you missed out...because you would have been the only guy there that asked them out.

      Seriously, Hot models, dressed as super heroes, at a comics convention, never get bothered by the male attendees.

      And most people that attend these conventions are other hot girls, so you would have had no competition.

      So it really is your friend's fault. It's also his fault that you drank yourself into the ground. Darn him, anyway.
      Haha I know! That's exactly what I was thinking, they were two smoking hot girls wearing cosplays. And also they were americans (I'm from Mexico) so guys in here couldn't even talk to them since they all speak spanish, and the girls speak only english. So yeah, it was so terrible. It could've been a great story to tell.
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  • Profile picture of the author Sarevok
    As a seasoned alcoholic, I can tell you that the secret to avoiding a hangover is drinking copious quantities of water.



    (I also remember reading a men's health article saying that if you already have a hangover, a juicy cheeseburger will do you some good).

    *EDIT* yeah I confirm that Tylenol may be a bad idea after research.

    For me? I'd probably take it, but I'm a reckless animal, and don't want anyone to die because of my poor advice.

    So, stick to the cheeseburger & water. (or Gatorade).



    Painkillers - Aspirin and ibuprofen (Advil or Motrin) may reduce hangover headache and muscle pain, but should not be used if you are experiencing abdominal pain or nausea. The medications themselves are gastric irritants and can compound gastrointestinal hangover symptoms. Acetaminophen (Tylenol) should not be taken during a hangover because alcohol metabolism enhances acetaminophen's toxicity. Also, ibuprofen taken when dehydrated can sometimes cause kidney dysfunction especially in persons with poor kidney function.
    Source: http://alcoholism.about.com/od/hangovers/a/cures.htm
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      But after you do get one, I hear you should take a bath in tomato juice. No, that was for if you got sprayed by a skunk.

      So, take a bath in goat's milk. No, wait, that was for if you got a sunburn.

      Never mind about baths, but I hope you learned something about drinking too much anyway.

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      • Profile picture of the author odinson
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        But after you do get one, I hear you should take a bath in tomato juice. No, that was for if you got sprayed by a skunk.

        So, take a bath in goat's milk. No, wait, that was for if you got a sunburn.

        Never mind about baths, but I hope you learned something about drinking too much anyway.

        Terra
        Haha those are some useful facts, but actually I do think a cold water bath could help.

        And I hope I learnt the lesson too, this usually happens once a month, it needs to stop.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by Sarevok View Post

      As a seasoned alcoholic, I can tell you that the secret to avoiding a hangover is drinking copious quantities of water.



      (I also remember reading a men's health article saying that if you already have a hangover, a Tylenol and a juicy cheeseburger will do you some good).
      This is 100% on the money. Before you go to bed, drink as much water as you can stomach. Hung over the next day? Tylenol and a nice greasy meal.

      EDIT: I was thinking when I responded that Tylenol didn't sound right. Ibuprofen is what you want. Tylenol and booze don't mix.
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        This is 100% on the money. Before you go to bed, drink as much water as you can stomach. Hung over the next day? Tylenol and a nice greasy meal.
        Milk, not water. It replenishes the minerals that that alcohol burns out that cause the problem, and rehydrates.
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        • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          Milk, not water. It replenishes the minerals that that alcohol burns out that cause the problem, and rehydrates.
          That is absolutely insane. The last thing I want after a long night of boozing is a belly full of milk. Alcohol very rarely makes me regurge, but Alcohol and milk? Uncontrollable projectile vomiting.

          Water rehydrates, which is the main issue with a hangover. Better: Gatorade. Even better: Pedialyte.

          And I should make a correction to my response above: Don't take Tylenol after drinking. It can cause liver failure. Ibuprofen is the way to go.
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          • Profile picture of the author HeySal
            Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

            That is absolutely insane. The last thing I want after a long night of boozing is a belly full of milk.

            Water rehydrates, which is the main issue with a hangover. Better: Gatorade. Even better: Pedialyte.

            And I should make a correction to my response above: Don't take Tylenol after drinking. It can cause liver failure. Ibuprofen is the way to go.
            Ibuprofin also causes liver damage. And part of your hangover isn't hydration - it's the deficiency in the elements that alcohol burns out of you. Try it once and you'll know the difference.
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            • Profile picture of the author Daniel Evans
              It's mostly water, salt, vitamin B6 and potassium depletion.

              I drink water upon going to bed, plenty during the day and also milk to nourish when I can't stomach food.
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              • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                I used to have an acquaintance that went on benders. He would drink a lot of fruit juices, eat a little fruit, and take a hot bath. A few hours later, he was at least functional.
                Yes, I remember being young and foolish. Even after getting dead drunk a hundred time, it still doesn't dawn on you that you'll have a nasty hangover.
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    • Profile picture of the author odinson
      Originally Posted by Sarevok View Post

      As a seasoned alcoholic, I can tell you that the secret to avoiding a hangover is drinking copious quantities of water.



      (I also remember reading a men's health article saying that if you already have a hangover, a Tylenol and a juicy cheeseburger will do you some good).
      I did have a pill of tylenol before. Haha I like that juicy cheeseburger thing, I'm probably going to McDonalds in a while to eat a burger guilt-free (I usually feel really guilty when eating one of those and end up running in the beach to "burn" all the fat lol).
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  • Profile picture of the author Daniel Evans
    Originally Posted by odinson View Post

    Seriously. 4 liters of beer and 2 shots of Jack Daniel's
    Anyway, do you guys know any remedies to cure a hangover?
    That ain't no hangover!
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    • Profile picture of the author ThomM
      Originally Posted by Daniel Evans View Post

      That ain't no hangover!
      He's a lite weight Dan.
      Back when I drank I'd do a qt. of Jack a night after polishing off 1/2 a case of beer during the day. I don't think I ever got a hangover, though I was usually to drunk in the morning to tell
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      • Profile picture of the author lcombs
        Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

        He's a lite weight Dan.
        Back when I drank I'd do a qt. of Jack a night after polishing off 1/2 a case of beer during the day. I don't think I ever got a hangover, though I was usually to drunk in the morning to tell
        Yep! Back in the day. (Before I damn near killed myself by alcohol poisoning),
        I would go to bars and drink double doubles of Beam chasing it with draft beer.
        But, drinking a pint of Beam, a 5th of Tequilla, and damn near a 5th of Turkey
        put me in bed for 3 days and stopped my liquor drinking for 5 years.

        Now, I'm a lite weight.
        Beer and the occasional shot Morgan.
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    Hair of the dog...take another shot of Jack.
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  • Profile picture of the author Jack Gordon
    Learning a lesson is one thing. Learning to respect yourself is another thing entirely. Hopefully, that will come soon.

    I drank myself through my 20's, so I am not one to judge. But come on. That is the stupidest reason to get drunk I have ever heard.

    At least go out on a real limb and get shot down before feeling like you deserve some self-abuse.

    Even then, it is much healthier to view rejection as a valuable learning experience. But at least it is a finer line.
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  • Profile picture of the author DavidAllenNeron
    Hangover?
    Drink more beer?
    If you don't stop... no hangover

    Might not be the best tactic but it seems to work.
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  • Profile picture of the author travlinguy
    LSD works wonders for a hangover.

    EDIT: You'll obviously need a prescription.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      LOL Travlinguy!

      Both Acetaminophen and Ibuprofen cause liver damage but too much drinking causes cirrhosis of the liver, an abnormal liver condition in which there is irreversible scarring of the liver. Scar tissue cannot do what healthy liver tissue does like make protein, help fight infections, clean the blood, help digest food and store energy.

      It can also lead to bruising easily or bleeding including nosebleeds, gallstones, swelling of the abdomen or legs, severe itching, extra sensitivity to medications, jaundice, high blood pressure in the vein that enters the liver, kidney failure, as well as varicose veins in the stomach and esophagus that can start bleeding suddenly causing internal hemorrhaging.

      Think about all of that the next time you want to over do it with the drinking.

      I know, I know, I am a complete downer, haha!

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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        Ibuprofin also causes liver damage. And part of your hangover isn't hydration - it's the deficiency in the elements that alcohol burns out of you. Try it once and you'll know the difference.
        The main issue with Ibuprofen is stomach and intestinal bleeding which can occur with daily usage with alcohol.

        And the majority of a hangover is, in fact, due to dehydration. The dehydration causes the deficiency in minerals you speak of and causes electrolytes to get out of whack. The secondary part of a hangover is the toxins brought into your body by the alcohol. Rehydrating helps dilute the toxins (and the hangover).
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        • Profile picture of the author Joel Young
          I found a fool proof way to deal with hangovers years ago. I stopped drinking.
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  • Profile picture of the author alistair
    I've only had 2 pints in the last year, that's my hangover cure and it works wonders. You may think that's boring but I don't miss drinking and I don't miss hangovers, and I can always remember the night before.
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    • Profile picture of the author LynnM
      Bananas and honey.
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  • Profile picture of the author IM Alex
    You need "reparation". *hands you another cold beer* That's how we do it up here in Norway. Bottom's up!
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  • Profile picture of the author Alex Barboza
    If you feel like vomiting, a lemonade may do wonders. If you have a headache, a lemmonade may do wonders. If you feel nothing, a lemmonade may do wonders (or at least it won't hurt )
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    • Profile picture of the author Sarevok
      Originally Posted by Alex Barboza View Post

      If you feel like vomiting, a lemonade may do wonders. If you have a headache, a lemmonade may do wonders. If you feel nothing, a lemmonade may do wonders (or at least it won't hurt )
      Haven't you seen Edward Scissorhands?

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      • Profile picture of the author Alex Barboza
        Originally Posted by Sarevok View Post

        Haven't you seen Edward Scissorhands?

        Lol! I had to Google it because I didn't remember about that scene in the movie
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  • Profile picture of the author sivricmarijan
    I know how you feel! The only cure for hangover is water! When you get home (drunk), make sure you drink at least 1-2L of water...trust me, it helps!
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  • Profile picture of the author katherineolga
    Nothing helps me in this situation the way that potato chips do! Potato chips and lots of water. Salt settles my stomach...

    Also, buy some Milk Thistle. All the hangover remedies are best consumed at night before passing out.

    My before bed routine:

    Small bag of salty potato chips.

    2 Milk Thistle capsules.

    A LOT of water.

    Milk thistle helps the liver process the alcohol.
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by katherineolga View Post

      Milk thistle helps the liver process the alcohol.
      How do you milk a thistle?
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

        How do you milk a thistle?
        Just pucker your lips and thlow?
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    Forget the hangover problem - how do you cure stupid?
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    • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      Forget the hangover problem - how do you cure stupid?
      With a hangover, apparently.
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  • Profile picture of the author Mike P Robinson
    As a recovered Alkie, I would always slam a drink to get rid of the hangover...

    I usually opted for something less potent than what I was drinking the night before.

    Then I would get something fatty and greasy in my gut and start chugging water or gatorade.

    However, the are 2 fail-safe cures I have found:
    1) Sobriety
    2) Staying Drunk

    #1 Lends a bit better to societal function for most...
    #2 Lends better to dealing with society's functions for all...
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