My wife wants me to change my name

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My wife said she wished I had a Hugh Jorgan.

I don't know, I really have no desire to change my first and middle name:p
  • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
    Originally Posted by David Maschke View Post

    My wife said she wished I had a Hugh Jorgan.

    I don't know, I really have no desire to change my first and middle name:p
    Tell her that you're either changing your name to Snidly Sonorous Boombot-Rat or not changing your name at all!
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  • Profile picture of the author Martinsee
    is it easy to change name ? in my country, it's so hard
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    • Profile picture of the author David Maschke
      Originally Posted by Martinsee View Post

      is it easy to change name ? in my country, it's so hard
      Doh!
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      • Profile picture of the author LynnM
        Could be worse - she might've suggested Dick C. Normus.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Just be thankful it's not Peter Dout.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Originally Posted by David Maschke View Post

    My wife said she wished I had a Hugh Jorgan.

    I don't know, I really have no desire to change my first and middle name:p
    I guess she should change her name to Ivana Bigone.
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  • Profile picture of the author travlinguy
    Just be glad she didn't ask you to change your address.
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  • Profile picture of the author YingC
    Hugh Jackedman is a better name. but then isn't it your wife thats supose to change her name after marriage?
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    • Profile picture of the author Horny Devil
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      Originally Posted by YingC View Post


      . . . but then isn't it your wife thats supose to change her name after marriage?
      In your case she could end up with a Ying for her Yang then.
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      • Profile picture of the author Horny Devil
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        Originally Posted by YingC View Post


        but then isn't it your wife thats supose to change her name after marriage?
        Originally Posted by Horny Devil View Post


        In your case she could end up a with a Ying for her Yang then.

        Another dazzling ray of humour in vain. I'm wasted on here, I truly am.

        Here's another one you won't get:

        Last night I took a short cut home through the graveyard, and two cheeky buggers chased me with shovels.

        I watched them - kicking all the heads off the flowers - and one said to the other . . . "What would you do if a bird shit on your head"? "I'd pack her in", said his mate.
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  • Profile picture of the author twister85
    how about tom cruise? Maybe then She will ask you to change your body too!
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  • Profile picture of the author craigslist
    divorce her
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