It's Officially Summer time!

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  • Profile picture of the author laurencewins
    It is NOT summer everywhere.
  • Profile picture of the author Horny Devil
    There's only ONE, "In The Summertime" . . .


  • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
    Originally Posted by laurencewins View Post

    It is NOT summer everywhere.
    Lawrence, are you bitter about it?

    It kind of sounds like it so to help ease the depression of wind and snow and ice and lack of sunshine, this one is for you.

  • Profile picture of the author laurencewins
    Actually I prefer the winter, Terra. When we get a few days of 40 degrees Celcius in a row, it really knocks me around. In winter I can put the heater on, have some soup, wear warm clothes, etc.....so I am not bitter at all.

    However, when it gets down to -0.7 in the mornings, that is a bit TOOOOO cold for me.
  • Profile picture of the author Horny Devil
    Originally Posted by laurencewins View Post


    It is NOT summer everywhere.

    Summer is in your heart, not the weather where you live.
  • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
    Originally Posted by Horny Devil View Post

    Summer is in your heart, not the weather where you live.

    Is HD really a romantic at heart underneath that little red suit with the pointed tail?

    Terra
  • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
    Originally Posted by laurencewins View Post

    Actually I prefer the winter, Terra. When we get a few days of 40 degrees Celcius in a row, it really knocks me around. In winter I can put the heater on, have some soup, wear warm clothes, etc.....so I am not bitter at all.

    However, when it gets down to -0.7 in the mornings, that is a bit TOOOOO cold for me.
    But in the summer, you can kick the air on or if you prefer to save on the electric bill, you can take all of your clothes off rather than putting more on. Plus, you can go skinny dipping without having to chop a hole through the ice.


    Terra
  • Profile picture of the author Alexa Smith
    Originally Posted by laurencewins View Post

    Actually I prefer the winter, Terra.
    I'll trade you our winters for yours, any time you like. Or our winters for your summers - whichever you want to exchange.

    Actually, now I think about it, on recent years' form it probably wouldn't even be such a bad deal to trade our summers for your winters. :p

    I should have stayed out of this conversation: I'm starting to think I'm living in the wrong place, now ...
  • Profile picture of the author Horny Devil
    Laurence, sometimes you're very wooden and bore the ass off me. Just saying.




    Wooden ass




    Boring





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  • Profile picture of the author laurencewins
    Well HD... If you don't like my comments, you don't have to read or reply to them. I am me and I don't make apologies for being me.

    @Terra, I doubt I would like your winters as I have never seen real snow and not much actual ice. But our summers get way too hot for just taking clothes off and I don't have good air conditioning either.

    But I guess we all have to put up with the weather as we can't change it...much the same as Horny's sense of humour.
  • Profile picture of the author Horny Devil
    Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

    Is HD really a romantic at heart underneath that little red suit with the pointed tail?




    Originally Posted by Alexa Smith View Post

    I'll trade you our winters for yours, any time you like. Or our winters for your summers - whichever you want to exchange.
    So would I. Most of the time . . .





    But there's nowt like living up t'north in blighty . . .


  • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
    Originally Posted by laurencewins View Post


    @Terra, I doubt I would like your winters as I have never seen real snow and not much actual ice. But our summers get way too hot for just taking clothes off and I don't have good air conditioning either.
    Well, we were 93 degrees Fahrenheit today with humidity levels between 70 and 80 percent, so, we get hot too. Starting tomorrow the humidity levels will increase daily along with the temperature by a few degrees each day.

    Do you have dry or humid heat there during the summer?

    Terra
  • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
    Originally Posted by Horny Devil View Post





    Yep! I knew I was on to something.

    Terra
  • Profile picture of the author Horny Devil
    Originally Posted by laurencewins View Post

    Well HD... If you don't like my comments, you don't have to read or reply to them. I am me and I don't make apologies for being me.
    Loosen up Pinocchio - what's with the wooden heart?

    I guess that Melbourne sun must be beating down on you like an S&M mistress in a massage parlour.

    For a guy who recently boasted he's done 5,000 articles without a single complaint, you sure are one tissue skinned dude.

    Originally Posted by laurencewins View Post

    I haven't had any complaints from any of the 5000 or so articles I have written so I must be doing something right.
    This is the OTF, and if you can't take a bit of gentle ribbing then stick to the other forums.

    You're rigid, exact, and far too reminiscent of the British "stiff upper lip" type. I've got it . . . you're a descendant of a brit convict sent to Oz. It's the only explanation.


    Originally Posted by laurencewins View Post

    @Terra, I doubt I would like your winters as I have never seen real snow and not much actual ice. But our summers get way too hot for just taking clothes off and I don't have good air conditioning either.
    How old are you? You've never seen "real" snow. Unbelievable.

    You've wrote 5,000 articles (:rolleyes which means you've earned somewhere in the region of $250,000 (at only A$50 an article), yet have never been outside Australia to encounter snow or ice anywhere. How very strange. And you can't afford decent air conditioning either???


    Originally Posted by laurencewins View Post


    But I guess we all have to put up with the weather as we can't change it...much the same as Horny's sense of humour.
    Less of the familiarity. We've not even been formally introduced, so it's "Mr Devil" to you.

    Shame you've just missed the Queen's honours list but never mind . . Mr Devil will bestow the title of "Sir Laurence the Dubious" upon you. Go forth and prosper oh wooden one.
  • Profile picture of the author laurencewins
    How old are you? You've never seen "real" snow. Unbelievable.
    Why is it unbelievable. Here in Australia there are lots of places that never have snow.
    Maybe you're not as enlightened as you pretend to be.

    As for not being outside of Australia apart from when I was a teen and when I first arrived from England as a 3 year old, what's wrong with that? I don't really like to travel.

    As to what I earn...and what I spend money on, that is my business...and I rent so the landlord uses evaporative cooling.

    I completely don't understand what you mean by "wooden" in your context either.
    I could almost guarantee that I have had more humour in my life than you, especially in my earlier years. Sadly health has prevented me from doing some things which is why I write instead.

    As for being a tissue-skinned dude...if you only knew the truth you would not say that.

    I am not going to waste my time replying to more of your jibes when they clearly come from someone without any care as to how their words affect others.
  • Profile picture of the author lcombs
    Laurence, I was born and raised in SW Ohio.
    Believe me, I've seen more than my share of freezing cold and snow.
    So, last September I moved to Panama City Beach Florida.
    We have about 3 months of Autumn like weather then right back into Spring and Summer.
    Sorry 'bout your luck.
    I LOVE SUMMER!

    Oh, and we can take our clothes off and go skinny-dipping damn near
    every day.:p
  • Profile picture of the author Horny Devil
    Originally Posted by laurencewins View Post


    I completely don't understand what you mean by "wooden" in your context either.
    None of your posts come across with any humour, wit, or depth. You're staid to the extreme and akin to a greyhound with a wooden leg, in the OTF. Mirror. Look. Analyse. Further defensive manoeuvres won't do you any justice either. An attempt at charientism or subtle humour - however feeble - can only enhance your poor rep.

    And health issues are no excuse for attitude, woody.

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