The Anti-Cheating Wedding Ring???

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

My wife has 17 wedding rings. Each for a different promise.

For example, one for a promise to;

Not cheat on her
Not turn gay
Not change the language I speak
Not change my sex
Not ever say that someone is a better cook
Not ever get caught looking at college girls
Not steal her french fries at Wendy's
Not fart in public and act like she did it.
Not blow my nose on a dress she is wearing
Not forget her name
Not sing in public
Not tell her how a movie ends, because I cheated and went on Wikipedia to read the plot before we went to the movie
Not to wear a Superman costume in public

There is more...but they are just silly. :rolleyes:

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Khemosabi

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

My wife has 17 wedding rings. Each for a different promise.

For example, one for a promise to;

Not cheat on her
Not turn gay
Not change the language I speak
Not change my sex
Not ever say that someone is a better cook
Not ever get caught looking at college girls
Not steal her french fries at Wendy's
Not fart in public and act like she did it.
Not blow my nose on a dress she is wearing
Not forget her name
Not sing in public
Not tell her how a movie ends, because I cheated and went on Wikipedia to read the plot before we went to the movie
Not to wear a Superman costume in public

There is more...but they are just silly. :rolleyes:

Gosh Claude, my husband has several (less than 17 rings, but we haven't been married as many years as you and your wife) too.
Mine represent that I will:
Not ask if I look fat in ... anything.
Not tell him he has spaghetti sauce on his face. (I learned that this is an actual compliment)
Not to ask him something he doesn't know and then say "do you want to phone a friend"... no good ever came from this!
Not to ask "How did your day go?" Without enunciating, he's Italian... DON'T KILL ME FOR THAT FOLKS.
Not ask him to wear his superhero outfit in public.

Not roll my eyes when our stallion is breeding and farts.. and my husband smiles like a proud father! ... don't ask..
And last,
Never, ever, ever, ask that he actually puts my utensils away in the right place and threaten to treat his tool boxes like he treats my kitchen drawers!

~ Theresa

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PeepMyCollar

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Khemosabi

Not roll my eyes when our stallion is breeding and farts.. and my husband smiles like a proud father! ... don't ask..

~ Theresa

I've always wondered what it must feel like having your own horse.

I have a dog at all and it's a lot of commitment. I'm guessing it's the same for horses, if not more.

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Khemosabi

11 years ago

Originally Posted by PeepMyCollar

I've always wondered what it must feel like having your own horse.

I have a dog at all and it's a lot of commitment. I'm guessing it's the same for horses, if not more.

PeepMyCollar, anytime you recognize that someone, or something is a lot of commitment, and are willing to follow through, it's a good thing!

Horses are amazing, that's for sure. They are a lot smarter than people give them credit for. My boy (in my avatar), I trust him with my life. He has actually saved it, more than once. Oh, sure, we fight over who's alpha, but when I need him, he's there... and has never failed.

It is a lot of commitment, owning any animal. I would have to say that it is no more commitment owning a dog, than a horse, it's just different. They need your love and time.

~ Theresa

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SheppardThomas

11 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

That is truly sad.

If you feel you need to purchase that ring for your fiance, then you really shouldn't marry them. It screams I don't trust you and without trust, there is no solid marriage to begin with. You are doomed for failure from the get go.

What some people think and do never ceases to amaze me.

Terra

A brilliant reply. One must trust their partner and this includes not trusting them blindly. Both must be faithful to each other!

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StrawberrryBumblebee

11 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

That is truly sad.

If you feel you need to purchase that ring for your fiance, then you really shouldn't marry them. It screams I don't trust you and without trust, there is no solid marriage to begin with. You are doomed for failure from the get go.

What some people think and do never ceases to amaze me.

Terra

I think you are missing the pure novelty of the thing. It's not *really* intended to be an "anti-cheating" ring any more than any wedding band. That's not *really* the point. The fun is just that it's neat, and clever, and unique. It's a novelty item.

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MissTerraK

11 years ago

Originally Posted by StrawberrryBumblebee

I think you are missing the pure novelty of the thing. It's not *really* intended to be an "anti-cheating" ring any more than any wedding band. That's not *really* the point. The fun is just that it's neat, and clever, and unique. It's a novelty item.

Sure it's a novelty item in that it's a novel scheme to make money, but anyone who is serious about their vows and new life with another wouldn't dream of it. And I'm quite confidant that everyone knows that a wedding band of any kind doesn't hold magical "anti-cheating" properties.

Terra

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Khemosabi

11 years ago

Originally Posted by StrawberrryBumblebee

I think you are missing the pure novelty of the thing. It's not *really* intended to be an "anti-cheating" ring any more than any wedding band. That's not *really* the point. The fun is just that it's neat, and clever, and unique. It's a novelty item.

Used to be a good old fashioned suntan mark would do the same thing!

If you are considering marriage, or are married, and you need such a thing, then you missed the boat on "marriage"..

Looks like what we really need is a Victoria Secret piece, leather, with a sewed on holster! That'll keep em' home!