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Man Dies After Winning Beer Drinking Contest In Spain
  • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
    Originally Posted by TLTheLiberator View Post

    It would be hard for me to imagine anything more stupid than a beer-drinking or hotdog-eating contest.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

      It would be hard for me to imagine anything more stupid than a beer-drinking or hotdog-eating contest.
      The only thing stupider is a beer drinking contest.....

      Wait, you already said that.
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    • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
      Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

      It would be hard for me to imagine anything more stupid than a beer-drinking or hotdog-eating contest.

      I can... A 45 year old man (not a kid) who is overweight (and therefore not in the best of health) participating.
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by Mike Anthony View Post

        I can... A 45 year old man (not a kid) who is overweight (and therefore not in the best of health) participating.
        Proof that stupidity has no age limit.
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    Yeah, but the important thing is, he won!
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    • Profile picture of the author Horny Devil
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      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Yeah, but the important this is, he won!
      Important to who? His wife? His kids? His family?

      Nice epitaph . . I drank, I won, I'm the champion . . . but I'm dead.

      Drinking is great and I love it, but I don't think for one minute I can drink more in an hour than my body can cope with. Twelve pints . . yeah . . no problem. But twelve pints in 20 minutes - whoa - kidney failure alert!

      I'd much rather lose and be alive. I'm sure my family would agree.

      There's a thousand things I can think of in my life that are much more important than drinking myself to death.
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      • Profile picture of the author Kurt
        Originally Posted by Horny Devil View Post

        Important to who? His wife? His kids? His family?

        Nice epitaph . . I drank, I won, I'm the champion . . . but I'm dead.

        Drinking is great and I love it, but I don't think for one minute I can drink more in an hour than my body can cope with. Twelve pints . . yeah . . no problem. But twelve pints in 20 minutes - whoa - kidney failure alert!

        I'd much rather lose and be alive. I'm sure my family would agree.

        There's a thousand things I can think of in my life that are much more important than drinking myself to death.
        Important to those that understand sarcasm.
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        • Profile picture of the author Horny Devil
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          Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

          Important to those that understand sarcasm.
          Witty, but unnecessary. Unless you believe I'm below that level. Hmm . .

          The drinking champion doesn't understand it either. He's brown bread.
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

          Important to those that understand sarcasm.
          Nicely done.

          But I think Horny Devil got it. Depending on how much beer he's already had. Urrrrp!
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          • Profile picture of the author Horny Devil
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            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            Nicely done.

            But I think Horny Devil got it. Depending on how much beer he's already had. Urrrrp!
            Not enough !!!!!!

            And in England we BURP, not URRRRP. Just saying! :p
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            • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
              Originally Posted by Horny Devil View Post

              Not enough !!!!!!

              And in England we BURP, not URRRRP. Just saying! :p
              You don't pronounce your "T"s...We don't say our "B"s.

              International law.
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              • Profile picture of the author Horny Devil
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                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                You don't pronounce your "T"s
                Of course we do, Twit. :p


                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                We don't say our "B"s.
                Of course you do. Remember the Ryder Cup . . . Bugger it!


                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                International law.
                Sod's law, more like.
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                • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                  Originally Posted by Horny Devil View Post

                  Of course we do, Twit. :p




                  Of course you do. Remember the Ryder Cup . . . Bugger it!




                  Sod's law, more like.
                  It made my day. I love good sarcasm.
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        • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
          Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

          Important to those that understand sarcasm.
          lol...touche!
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  • Profile picture of the author cheddarben
    I like to think I win beer drinking contests, but not because I drink the MOST beer - just the best beer.

    GABF, here I come!
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  • Profile picture of the author kenzo22
    I know that will sound strange, but there are people who train for such competitions, stretching theirs stomachs on purpose to make them able to hold more. I saw some TV show about it And the master was surprisingly quite skinny But he could put sooo much in his belly, I won't tell exactly because I don't remember the numbers
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  • Profile picture of the author garyv
    Just about anything can kill you if you put too much of it in to your body. I remember a few years ago a woman dying after a water drinking contest.
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