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Big Rob

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Hi: I'm Claude. I love small talk, peaches, small kittens, walks along the beach, fine wine, "Murder She Wrote" reruns...and I'm a Capricorn.

And whatever you do, don't ask "Big Rob" how he got his porn name. It's a touchy subject around here.

It's no secret,

It's not the size,

but the stature

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And Claude, I will leave the comedy bait for Riffle, with one exception....
An Angela Lansbury fetish?!?! Really?!?!

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Princess Balestra

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Hi: I'm Claude. I love small talk, peaches, small kittens, walks along the beach, fine wine, "Murder She Wrote" reruns...and I'm a Capricorn.

Too bad I didn't show here 2½ years ago lookin' for a speed date.

Apart from the small talk, an' the Murder She Wrote, Claude sounds like a catch.

But hey, mebbe some lucky gal gonna show up soon who's been procrastinatin' over sloth datin'.

One read of Claude's profile an' the date gonna be set for 2018...for another read of the profile.

Then, who knows?

By the time we got automated vehicles, an' Pluto has been mined for troglodyte jewelry from onea the two remainin' land masses on the planet, she'll pop the question on an impulse visit to the Sweeper Store.

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tagiscom 8 years ago

I seriously wanted to mention flowerpots, but glad that l didn't!
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- lanfear63 8 years ago
  
  Got that bad has it, replying to threads from 2013, let it go.
  
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lanfear63

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Too bad I didn't show here 2½ years ago lookin' for a speed date.

Apart from the small talk, an' the Murder She Wrote, Claude sounds like a catch.

But hey, mebbe some lucky gal gonna show up soon who's been procrastinatin' over sloth datin'.

One read of Claude's profile an' the date gonna be set for 2018...for another read of the profile.

Then, who knows?

By the time we got automated vehicles, an' Pluto has been mined for troglodyte jewelry from onea the two remainin' land masses on the planet, she'll pop the question on an impulse visit to the Sweeper Store.

"Apart from the small talk, an' the Murder She Wrote, Claude sounds like a catch."

Extraordinary proof of my psychic powers of synchronicity and empathic capabilities. I started a story on another thread on this topic and I had not even read this post.

http://www.warriorforum.com/off-topi...l#post10499935

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GeraldValencia

8 years ago

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virtualtechie18

8 years ago

Then Welcome to the forum mate.

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TLTheLiberator

8 years ago

Welcome Ben, are you gentle?

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Kay King

8 years ago

Sometimes things around here get freakin' funny.

Not bad enough we have newbies bumping 2013 threads - now we're all jumping on the wagon to ride down the hill with the rest of the forum. Whoooeeee

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tagiscom

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

Sometimes things around here get freakin' funny.

Not bad enough we have newbies bumping 2013 threads - now we're all jumping on the wagon to ride down the hill with the rest of the forum. Whoooeeee

Well, there was more to it than that, but that part is gone. So, lets just say newbies referring indirectly to a part of their sig file that they shouldn't be is increasing, and thankfully the mods are on it!

And l thought that my post was pretty clever, so....

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PaulSch 8 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Well, there was more to it than that, but that part is gone.

And my witty, erudite post got zapped, and all I was trying to do was to show my signature to a whole load of mega interested people and to get a really useful nofollow forum backlink from it, just like all the SEO 'experts' on this forum do.

Poor Princess, it looks like she resurrected this thread when she didn't.
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- Princess Balestra 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by PaulSch
  
  Poor Princess, it looks like she resurrected this thread when she didn't.
  
  This has happened many times.
  
  I feel equally helpless an' evil.
  
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  tagiscom 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Synnuh
  
  That's actual work, though. They don't teach that in most WSOs.
  
  No, it usually goes, "Learn How to Sell Your S**t, in 10 Easy Steps"!
  
  Why should you trust me, because l was once like you; lonely, broke, and my flaming kitten juggling act wasn't working, but then when l was on the bridge looking aimlessly at the water....(with fish looking up at me, thinking which is it F***r)?
  
  A Russian, hacker, programmer came by and talked me out of it, well he promised to share how he makes a zillion a day, naked, while watching Makgyver reruns, while throwing midgets,.....and drinking coffee, served by an Italian Hoo,....ahem, lady!
  
  But out of the goodness of his heart, he is willing to share his B,...long lost secrets to a rare few, who cough up $27, (full refund if l am still here)!
  
  Sounds better than "I will Show You How to Work Like a Dog For Years on End, Make Abject Failure Your Associate, and Lose Most of Your Friends in 10 Easy Steps, to Possibly Make it"!
  
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Synnuh

8 years ago

Sup Ben, I'm Syn. I'm also 3 years older now.

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Banned 8 years ago

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PaulSch

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Marloco

Hi Ben, glad to have you here!

Fantastic, now here's some idiot who has just joined today welcoming somebody who joined 3 years ago.

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Kay King

8 years ago

Yup - hope he loses his hair

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tagiscom

8 years ago

Originally Posted by PaulSch

And my witty, erudite post got zapped, and all I was trying to do was to show my signature to a whole load of mega interested people and to get a really useful nofollow forum backlink from it, just like all the SEO 'experts' on this forum do.

Poor Princess, it looks like she resurrected this thread when she didn't.

Originally Posted by PaulSch

Fantastic, now here's some idiot who has just joined today welcoming somebody who joined 3 years ago.

Yes, idiot is right, some newbie thought, gee if l resurrect the dead, and say how good his writing skills are, then l will indirectly sell more of my s***?

Glad that the mods are on it, someone with zero posts, dredging up a "hi l am new, ancient thread" only because he had a similar offer in his sig, is obviously dodgy!

Or gaming this forum!

Maybe they should think, gee, if l post ten useful things, and help others with advise, then l wouldn't need all of this BS?

Just a thought!

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Synnuh 8 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Maybe they should think, gee, if l post ten useful things, and help others with advise, then l wouldn't need all of this BS?

That's actual work, though. They don't teach that in most WSOs.
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