Funniest Email I have ever received from a prospect customer!

[LMC]

Hello Guys,

This is just plain hilarious, and I wanted to share it with you for some mid-day afternoon delight.

One of my niches that I work in is in, throwing a bachelor party.

I have a small list for this niche, it is not a big earner, for it is planned to be flipped anyways... but with that being said, this prospective customer emailed me to ask me an interesting question.

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Hi,

I like your advice, but can you help us find cheap house call strippers?

Thanks,
Dan
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My answer:

Hello Dan,

Thank you for contacting us, in regards to your question, depending on where you are located there are probably a few escort services that you can choose from. In my experience, Vegas is the best option if you plan to have some fun with hookers and strippers.

Thanks,
Steve


++++++++++++++ His Respone ++++++++++++++++++++++

Hi Steve,

I'm located in New York, so Vegas is not a good option, do you know places in New York.

Dan


Now it is my turn, I was thinking about saying:

Dear Dan,

Let me call a few of my pimps and find out for you...


Sometimes you can get caught up in your 'weird' niches lol

[Star69]

Dear Dan,

Is your sister busy that night?

Regards...