What Will You Do??

Kay King

11 years ago

I'd go back to sleep. Don't spend much time creating plans for zombie avoidance.

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MissTerraK 11 years ago

I'd put the book down and search for something more interesting to read.

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- Horny Devil Banned 11 years ago
  
  That's what you get for watching Brad Pitt movies. Now if you had a crush on, say, Barack Obama, then your vivid imagination might be more purposefully employed by dreaming up the answers to economic problems, or even pondering the riposte to a chemical attack.
  
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  tagiscom 11 years ago
  
  I would put all my frozen meat products out front, to keep them at bay long enough to play this!
  
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  A guaranteed zombie deterrent! LOL! :p
  
  Unless they are the iZombies then l would let them kill themselves off by wandering aimlessly about on the road!
  
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- YouTubePR 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  I'd put the book down and search for something more interesting to read.
  
  Terra
  
  Yes, the best way to forget about everything.
  
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travlinguy

11 years ago

I'd think that I had somehow woken up in Washington DC and that congress was in session.

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11 years ago

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LynnM

11 years ago

Dig out the old records...
I wonder if it's more fun being a zombie than trying to fight them off?

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by LynnM

Dig out the old records...
I wonder if it's more fun being a zombie than trying to fight them off?

I actually gave that a few minutes of thought after I saw the Brad Pitt movie.

If I were a decade younger, and not married, I would fight. Knowing I would lose, but still fight.

Now? I would hide with my wife and try to protect her as long as possible.
I don't think we would last very long.

That's assuming they were the fast strong zombies in the movie. If they were the slow lumbering zombies..they would be wiped out.

That's all a goofy way to spend a few minutes thinking. I watched a special on the Discovery Channel (I think) where a few people really thought that zombies were going to rise up against us, and it's now a small cottage industry.

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LynnM

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I would hide with my wife and try to protect her as long as possible.

That's really lovely!

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I watched a special on the Discovery Channel (I think) where a few people really thought that zombies were going to rise up against us, and it's now a small cottage industry.

That's slightly alarming!

I wonder, now that we've had vampires and zombies so big in popular culture for a while, what the next monster obsession will be?

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Claude Whitacre 11 years ago

Originally Posted by LynnM

That's really lovely!

I wonder, now that we've had vampires and zombies so big in popular culture for a while, what the next monster obsession will be?

Thank you. I think the next monster obsession is based on whatever teenager monster movie comes out next where the monsters are all beautiful and hip.
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- ronrule 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Thank you. I think the next monster obsession is based on whatever teenager monster movie comes out next where the monsters are all beautiful and hip.
  
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- Dan Riffle 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Thank you. I think the next monster obsession is based on whatever teenager monster movie comes out next where the monsters are all beautiful and hip.
  
  I'm still waiting for werewolves to have their day in the moon.
  
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Kurt 11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Now? I would hide with my wife and try to protect her as long as possible.
I don't think we would last very long..

This is the exact opposite of the system I worked out for my ex and I, which was she'd hold 'em off and I would run for help. It's good to have a plan.
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Dennis Gaskill

11 years ago

I would hide in a round corner. That completely confuses zombies. Especially if you name the corner Fred and pretend it doesn't exist. Wow.

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ThomM 11 years ago

I'd grab my machete and have fun till I died
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ronrule

11 years ago

I'd probably whip up a WSO on how to market things to Zombies. It would be pretty much the same methodology I use for getting a product into Walmart.

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Claude Whitacre 11 years ago

Originally Posted by ronrule

I'd probably whip up a WSO on how to market things to Zombies. It would be pretty much the same methodology I use for getting a product into Walmart.

OK. Two things. From now on, stop being wittier than I am. And dumb it down a little, I'm getting nervous.

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

I'm still waiting for werewolves to have their day in the moon.

And YOU too!

OK, why do werewolves come out during a full moon? It's just reflected sunlight off the moon. Wouldn't they turn into werewolves during the day?

" have their day in the moon." That just kills me.

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By the way, am I the only one who's ever wanted to goose a zombie just to see what would happen?

Dan; Next time I see you, I'll point out a zombie so you can have at it. No, really, it will be a real zombie...I promise.:rolleyes:
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- ronrule 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  OK. Two things. From now on, stop being wittier than I am. And dumb it down a little, I'm getting nervous.
  
  Every time I go to Walmart I feel like I'm the last human survivor in a Zombie Apocalypse movie.
  
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  Claude Whitacre 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by ronrule
  
  Every time I go to Walmart I feel like I'm the last human survivor in a Zombie Apocalypse movie.
  
  That made me laugh. I was in Walmart recently, and ran into one of my employees. He said "Claude. I could see you walking with your eyes darting back and forth, giving everyone a disapproving stare".
  
  I laughed out loud, because it was so every close to home. :rolleyes:
  
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  Dennis Gaskill 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by LynnM
  
  I wonder, now that we've had vampires and zombies so big in popular culture for a while, what the next monster obsession will be?
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  I think the next monster obsession is based on whatever teenager monster movie comes out next where the monsters are all beautiful and hip.
  
  Oh no... that might mean The Night of the Twerkers is coming out next.
  
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  Dan Riffle 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill
  
  Oh no... that might mean The Night of the Twerkers is coming out next.
  
  I don't even want to know how one gets killed by a twerker.
  
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  Claude Whitacre 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  I don't even want to know how one gets killed by a twerker.
  
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  Oh no... that might mean The Night of the Twerkers is coming out next.
  
  I never saw that coming!
  
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  LynnM 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  I don't even want to know how one gets killed by a twerker.
  
  They'd be harder to goose as well...
  
  ...or possibly easier. :confused:
  
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  LynnM 11 years ago
  
  I don't need to watch the movie now...
  
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- Dan Riffle 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  OK, why do werewolves come out during a full moon? It's just reflected sunlight off the moon. Wouldn't they turn into werewolves during the day?
  
  It's not the moonlight, per se <sissy slap>, but the effect on the werewolf's circadian rhythm caused by the lunar cycle. Think of it as a masculine monster menstruation mutation. Of the comparison between women and werewolves, ICSM.
  
  <I realize the link between menstruation and the moon is sketchy. Don't step on my joke, Sal.>
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  " have their day in the moon." That just kills me.
  
  Actually, I thought that was one of my worst jokes of late. It just had no bite.
  
  BOOM goes the dynamite!
  
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KungFuGrasshopper 9 years ago

Originally Posted by ronrule

I'd probably whip up a WSO on how to market things to Zombies. It would be pretty much the same methodology I use for getting a product into Walmart.

Exactly. The "zombies" are already amongst us.
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- positivenegative 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by KungFuGrasshopper
  
  Exactly. The "zombies" are already amongst us.
  
  I'll second that. You've got to be brain-dead to rake up a thread this old just to make a crass statement like yours.
  
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Dan Riffle

11 years ago

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thunderbird

11 years ago

I would invite them in for truffets and tea.

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alistair

11 years ago

I don't know if they could handle a problem such as this, but as there's nobody else to help, and if I could find them, then I'd probably hire the a-team. Either that or run like a girl.

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11 years ago

At this point your mission will be to accomplish your mission

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ronrule

11 years ago

I'm surprised no one answered "I would organize a Thriller flash mob"

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Amilia007

11 years ago

Ladies & gentlemen,

4-5 months ago I was watching the news on tv who informed him that a boy / boy died due to suspected black plague that had almost wiped out the world's population in 1918. Kazakhtan authorities are searching for the ever oarang relation to the victim. It has disappeared from my thoughts until I watched the movie world war z.

Now, I want to be a prepper but since I was still a student, so I do not want phobia with regard human destruction this day, but I want to know a little more about the efforts to save themselves in the event of a zombie pandemic.

In my imagination, I want to make a secret room in the house where I can hide for a while & when the situation got somewhat subsided, I will flee to safer places. If not because of zombie pandemic, maybe because death plague or natural disaster, or any kind of economic collapse that caused the riots have killed each other for the survival of themselves.

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AprilCT

11 years ago

Amilia007, I think the answer is to obliterate the zombies with a flame thrower and make them melt into little zombie puddles. Then the highway department could come by and cement over them. On the other hand, dynamite might be much more simple, although probably a lot messier.

Why let a few zombies interrupt what you are doing for the day?

By the way, does the zombie apocalypse happen during the day or during the night?

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tagiscom

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

I would hide in a round corner. That completely confuses zombies. Especially if you name the corner Fred and pretend it doesn't exist. Wow.

Good to know, if they invade a shopping centre l will just head for the toilets!

Originally Posted by AprilCT

Amilia007, I think the answer is to obliterate the zombies with a flame thrower and make them melt into little zombie puddles. Then the highway department could come by and cement over them. On the other hand, dynamite might be much more simple, although probably a lot messier.

Why let a few zombies interrupt what you are doing for the day?

By the way, does the zombie apocalypse happen during the day or during the night?

Yep, drop some iphones on them, and when they are trying to eat them, then let them have it!

Nothing more satisfying than hitting them with a car, or a baseball bat!

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yukon

Banned 11 years ago

Originally Posted by Amilia007

Ladies & gentlemen,

4-5 months ago I was watching the news on tv who informed him that a boy / boy died due to suspected black plague that had almost wiped out the world's population in 1918. Kazakhtan authorities are searching for the ever oarang relation to the victim. It has disappeared from my thoughts until I watched the movie world war z.

Now, I want to be a prepper but since I was still a student, so I do not want phobia with regard human destruction this day, but I want to know a little more about the efforts to save themselves in the event of a zombie pandemic.

In my imagination, I want to make a secret room in the house where I can hide for a while & when the situation got somewhat subsided, I will flee to safer places. If not because of zombie pandemic, maybe because death plague or natural disaster, or any kind of economic collapse that caused the riots have killed each other for the survival of themselves.

So, what will you do??

You ever notice how zombies never run but they're always right behind the people that are running?

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Horny Devil

Banned 11 years ago

Originally Posted by yukon

You ever notice how zombies never run but they're always right behind the people that are running?

That's because they're attached to the person in front of them. You see, all the goo and gunk stuff you usually see pouring out of the zombie has attached itself to the human they're pursuing. You then have the "elastic snap" effect . . i.e. . . said human legs it from said zombie. Said human gets a little way in front, stretching attached goo thread to it's limit. Twangggg . . . said zombie gets catapulted to within touching distance of said human again.

It's a bit like an occasional snot that also has stringy snap-back effect. You know the one. You've got your little finger curled around it and you can sense it's a big one. You feel it coming, then all of a sudden . . twang . . . you've stretched it too far and it snaps back and disappears back up the nether regions of your nasal passage. Shit, gotta start again now, and I'll be late for work. But I'll get this goddam bogey if it kills me.

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MissTerraK

11 years ago

Well, if you really must know,

I would spit in their eye and make them cry.
But rather than just stand there and watch,
I'd next power kick them in their crotch,
Which would drop em down, at least to a knee.
Then upon their head I would proceed to pee,
and watch that uric acid burn and melt their head.
Yep, I'd pee on 'em until they were dead!

Haha! Sorry! I blame the meds!

:p

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Well, if you really must know,

I would spit in their eye and make them cry.
But rather than just stand there and watch,
I'd next power kick them in their crotch,
Which would drop em down, at least to a knee.
Then upon their head I would proceed to pee,
and watch that uric acid burn and melt their head.
Yep, I'd pee on 'em until they were dead!

Haha! Sorry! I blame the meds! :p

Terra

That was Terrable!

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MissTerraK

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

That was Terrable!

I know, in a Dr. Seuss sort of way.

It's all these steroids and codeine and other crap they did to me for three hours in ER this morning. Maybe I'm still not getting enough oxygen still, who knows? My oxygen saturation level was still only at 94% when they sent me home.

When your lung partially collapses it's hard to breathe, let alone think straight because you're dizzy and lightheaded all of the time.

Anyway, I have to followup Monday at my PCP's office. Maybe I'll be better after then, but for the rest of the weekend, you have to put up with crazy Terrable Terra stuff.

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

I know, in a Dr. Seuss sort of way.

It's all these steroids and codeine and other crap they did to me for three hours in ER this morning. Maybe I'm still not getting enough oxygen still, who knows? My oxygen saturation level was still only at 94% when they sent me home.

When your lung partially collapses it's hard to breathe, let alone think straight because you're dizzy and lightheaded all of the time.

Anyway, I have to followup Monday at my PCP's office. Maybe I'll be better after then, but for the rest of the weekend, you have to put up with crazy Terrable Terra stuff.

Terra

Terra;
I didn't know you were under the weather. I hope everything is OK.

Gee, a collapsed lung doesn't sound like it would make breathing uncomfortable.....but I guess it does. :rolleyes:

Get better now.

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MissTerraK

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Terra;
I didn't know you were under the weather. I hope everything is OK.

Gee, a collapsed lung doesn't sound like it would make breathing uncomfortable.....but I guess it does. :rolleyes:

Get better now.

I'm trying!

It's kind of scary. I get this allergy induced asthmatic bronchitis every year and sometimes it goes into walking pneumonia, but this is the first time I ever developed a fever and chest pain with it and had a lung partially collapse.