by Kurt
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Here's a couple of great local business names:

Sure Lock Homes (locksmith)

The Toosty Roll Patrol (dog poo removal service)

Do you have any interesting business names in your area?
  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    We had one here called Dick's Service (yes, it's true), and you know what that sounds like when you say it out loud. It had an ownership change a few years ago and now it's called Dick & Jeff's Radiator & Auto Service.

    Jeff owns it now, but got the business from a guy named Dick. Jeff didn't want to completely change the name for fear of losing name recognition, but he didn't want the Dick's Service jokes to be tied to his new business either, hence the name change.
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    • Profile picture of the author Horny Devil
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      Reid & Wright - School of English

      A.Faucet - Plumbers

      Mahatma Macoate - Indian Tailors

      Tree Wise Men - Gardening Services

      Slaughter & Son - Funeral Directors

      A Den of Antiquity - Antiques

      A Pane in the Glass - Glaziers

      Master Baiter's - Sports & Fishing Tackle Shop

      Sew What - Clothing Alterations

      Wok Around The Clock - Chinese Restaurant & Takeaway

      Doggie Style - Dog Grooming
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      . . . which reminds me of a book I read; The Disappearing Plant by M.T.Pott.
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    In Wyoming - East of Powell, you will find the Half-fast Diner. (also need to say that one out loud). Actually good food. LOL.
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    • Profile picture of the author Brian John


      hot dog joint about a mile from me
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    The Barber of Seville- in Seville Ohio

    Curl Up & Dye Hair Salon (OK, I got that from the Three Stooges)

    Dewie, Cheatem, & Howe Lawyers (again, Three Stooges)

    I got nothing.
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    Banned
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  • Profile picture of the author natebunger
    I haven't found any near my place but I remember reading in Facebook somewhere in Asia they named their store selling chicken feeds as "Robocock". Lol.
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  • Profile picture of the author KenJ
    There is a decorator in my area called

    Lashup and Scarper.

    KenJ
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