I had personal contact with TWO UFO's Last Night!!! SERIOUSLY!!!

by Michael Mayo

Posted: 11 years ago 25 replies

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Hi Warriors, It's true, I had personal contact with Not One, but rather Two different UFO's last night.

Here's the story...
I was doing work around the house and just finished using my flashlight so I went to put it away.

After placing the flashlight into the laundry room cabinet I heard a Really Big GONG sound which
stunned me. I stopped what I was doing and looked up only to hear a THUD sound and while I
lowered my self slowly to the floor I seen some really pretty stars. When my sight returned I realized
the the gong sound was the result of a pizza pan falling off the cabinet and the thud was from a very thick
glass electric skillet lid which must have thought what the pizza pan did was really cool and decided to
give it a try.

End result: I lost approx 4 mins of my life to the close encounters, viewed at least one million stars
and the a cut on my head finally stopped bleeding after 5-7 minutes.

I have to say that all and all it was a pretty good night only having two Unidentified Falling Objects (UFO's) visit me.

Have a Great Day!
Michael
PS, Thank God the Iron wasn't watching!

SShip 11 years ago

Ha, thanks for the laugh. :p
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Horny Devil

Banned 11 years ago

Not strictly true Michael. You identified the pizza pan and the skillet lid, so they can't be classified as Unidentified Flying Objects.

The stargazing sounded good though.

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Michael Mayo

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Horny Devil

Not strictly true Michael. You identified the pizza pan and the skillet lid, so they can't be classified as Unidentified Flying Objects. The stargazing sounded good though.

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Horny, Every thing I stated above was true! I never said they were "Unidentified Flying Objects". I said they were "Unidentified Falling Objects (UFO's)"

LOL...Dennis, My wife took care of that problem. She made this out of my bowling ball.

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seasoned

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Horny Devil

Not strictly true Michael. You identified the pizza pan and the skillet lid, so they can't be classified as Unidentified Flying Objects.

The stargazing sounded good though.

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They were unidentified originally. Are you saying that if little green men come out to say high that I can't claim the UFOs were UFOs anymore?

Steve

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Richard Van

11 years ago

Originally Posted by seasoned

They were unidentified originally. Are you saying that if little green men come out to say high that I can't claim the UFOs were UFOs anymore?

Steve

I can't speak for Horny but they'd be little green men to me.

Whether they could fly would be the crux point for me.

If they said "high" and pointed upwards, then I'd call them LGM's (Lost green men)

You could called them anything though.

Also an unidentified flying object is still unidentified when you see it. An unidentified falling object, like a pizza pan, Iron or heavy kitchen object is swiftly recognised, and is no longer an unidentified falling object but an "effing pizza pan", unless Michael had suffered severe memory loss and still couldn't identify it.

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Karen Blundell 11 years ago

got a good laugh from this thread - so yay Michael!

lol

watch out for those UFO's!!!!
:p
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Michael Mayo

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Richard Van

I guess the term I should have used is, Unexpected Falling Object(UFO).

Although at the time when it happened they were both Unidentified and Unexpected...

~MM~

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Dennis Gaskill 11 years ago

Originally Posted by Michael Mayo

I guess the term I should have used is, Unexpected Falling Object(UFO).

~MM~

Nah, just pat the wombats on the head and say "Good boy" and they'll go away happy. :p
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- Michael Mayo 11 years ago
  
  Lol...
  pat, pat...Good boy!
  
  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill
  
  Nah, just pat the wombats on the head and say "Good boy" and they'll go away happy. :p
  
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  MissTerraK 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Michael Mayo
  
  Lol...
  pat, pat...Good boy!
  
  But if you want to make yourself happy, do the pat, pat and say their, there, they're.
  
  Terra
  
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  bernadette21 11 years ago
  
  Lol, this is was funny
  
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- Richard Van 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill
  
  Nah, just pat the wombats on the head and say "Good boy" and they'll go away happy. :p
  
  But I was talking to Steve, Dennis.
  
  Sometimes my humour really goes over some peoples heads.
  
  I guess the term I should have used is, Unexpected Falling Object(UFO).
  Although at the time when it happened they were both Unidentified and Unexpected...
  
  That wasn't what I was talking about Michael.
  
  I'll try and explain. Steve wanted to know if he could still call a UFO (the alien version from outer space) a UFO once he'd seen little green men coming out, as Horny had suggested otherwise. I was just suggesting that as you identified the unidentified falling object, and it was a pizza pan, it was no longer an unidentified falling object but the "effing pizza pan".
  
  Sorry if that caused other members to wrongly consider my post all wombatish.
  
  If that is the behaviour of a wombat then I stand corrected.
  
  For the record, Dennis looks like a wombat.
  
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  Dennis Gaskill 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Richard Van
  
  But I was talking to Steve, Dennis.
  
  Sometimes my humour really goes over some peoples heads.
  
  Richard, if you mean me, it wasn't over my head . . . but it appears my humor missed the mark with you. The wombat comment was a joke.
  
  By the way, my comment wasn't referring to anyone specifically, but it could have been about you, Steve, or HD. You all made comments about what "UFO" should mean in this case. :p
  
  I'd laugh and boast that you fell into my trap, but I'm not clever enough to set a trap.
  
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  Richard Van 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill
  
  Richard, if you mean me, it wasn't over my head . . . but it appears my humor missed the mark with you. The wombat comment was a joke.
  
  Sorry, I thought you were referring to me in the way Mr Myers refers to Mrs Wombat, his old school teacher.
  
  She didn't really seem keen on humour.
  
  The Wombat Report - Grammar Cops, Marketing, and Yuppie Reporters. Oh My!
  
  Anyway, I like wombats.
  
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Dennis Gaskill 11 years ago

Michael,

Whatever you do, don't put your bowling ball on the closet shelf. Fred Flintstone did that once and it rolled right off and hit him in the head. You seem like the kind of guy that would happen to.
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Patrician 11 years ago

Hold the Mayo!
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- Dennis Gaskill 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Patrician
  
  Hold the Mayo!
  
  I'd shake his hand, but that's as far as I go. :p
  
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- Michael Mayo 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Patrician
  
  Hold the Mayo!
  
  Lol... :rolleyes:
  Hold the pickle hold the lettuce Special orders don't upset us all we ask is that you let us serve it your way....
  
  ~MM~
  
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HeySal 11 years ago

Oh really, Micheal. There's no such thing as UFO's -- those were poltergeists throwing stuff at you.

Get a grip.:rolleyes:
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laurencewins 11 years ago

I needed a laugh this morning so thank you all for this thread.
Laughter is the best medicine.
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bizgrower 11 years ago

You're lucky they weren't wolverines.
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SteveJohnson 11 years ago

Glad it wasn't a close encounter of the fourth kind...

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John Hughes 11 years ago

Aie that was the leprechaun.
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jfalxr 11 years ago

It's lucky there's no 2 FBI with black suit came to your house after that :p
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HeySal 11 years ago

Sounds to me that the unidentified - unexpected flying objects were basically just unrestrained f***ing od.
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