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Favorite Horace Bartholomew Schmidt Quote?

by thunderbird
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Everybody's got favorite quotes from Horace Bartholomew Schmidt, legendary door-to-door salesman -- the Man in the Plaid Suit himself. What's yours?
  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    I'm rather fond of this quote from him: "If you paint your house camouflage you can leave your doors unlocked."

    That's by far better than this one, which I think is his second best quote: "A penny saved is worth two in the bush."
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      My favorite quote by Horace Bartholomew Schmidt is: "If at first you don't succeed, you did it completely wrong."

      Followed by: "Success comes in cans, but you'll first need to have the correct can opener. ~ Buy it now by calling my toll free number ~ S-ALE-SMA-NHBS" :p


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