Become a "GURU" for just $1.00 - Honestly!

by Scot Standke

Posted: 15 years ago 14 replies

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Hey Warriors,

I'm up at my camper for the weekend and it started raining so I hopped in the Jeep and headed out to this little hole in the wall discount grocery store around here for something to do.

I love this little store because they always have a large variety of strange foods, snacks and drinks that you never see in a regular grocery store.

While my son was browsing the large selection of energy drinks they had in stock he asked me, "dad, what's a guru"?

I did a double take and said, where did you hear that term, that's something someone is called when they are the best at what they do, the all knowing one.

I then asked him where he heard the word and lo and behold, he handed me a 10 oz can of "Guru".

Here's a picture

While waiting to check out I had visions of the cashier trying to up sell me on a 12-pack of the stuff, or an auto-ship of some sort

It was warm so I had to put it into the fridge when we got back to the camper, but I plan on cracking that baby after dinner and becoming an instant "Guru"

For Only $1.00

Be on the lookout tomorrow where I espouse my new found wisdom in the form of a $4,997 coaching program WSO from a true Guru

All kidding aside, Happy Memorial Day weekend, get away from the computer, jeez I even live this stuff in the middle of nowhere lol

Scot

#$100 #guru #honestly

nipit007 15 years ago

Heck with a can, I need a case of that stuff
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LB 15 years ago

If you would have tried to leave the store without buying they would have offered it at half-price.
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David Raybould 15 years ago

Lol that's funny...

Also glad I'm not the only person
checking in over the holiday weekend.

Now, just give it a week or so and
you'll get a call from the soft drink
guys asking if you're interested in
their personal coaching program lol

Have a great weekend everybody...

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- Kay King 15 years ago
  
  Scott -
  
  Check the small print disclosure on the can - you may have to drink a case or two before guru-itis kicks in. Don't want to underdose on that stuff.
  
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traces2757 15 years ago

Perhaps if you had put your name and email address on a form somewhere near the sales display for the soda you would have gotten the one can for free. Then, the company would have emailed you on a regular basis with limited sales offers for cases of the stuff, and subsequent emails would contain sales offers for different flavors.

Remember...once 500 cases are sold, that's it! The product will not be offered again! Or, the price will double. Something like that.
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Affiliate.Solutions 15 years ago

LOL.. I would like a guru for $1
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debra 15 years ago

Hummm...it seems your "Guru" is the Lite version.

How much for the regular or better yet, the super charged "Guru"?

ROFLMAO
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hash007 15 years ago

lol..guru for $1 is not bad
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Minisite Nerd 15 years ago

Originally Posted by Scot Standke

While waiting to check out I had visions of the cashier trying to up sell me on a 12-pack of the stuff, or an auto-ship of some sort

Best line I've read in awhile....that's hilarious.
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Mark Riddle 15 years ago
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Catch the Guru Buzz
Success Story behind every buzz.

Location: Rustic store in the wilderness

Arrrggghhh, Its raining, All set up for my favorite excursion holiday weekend, I thought the rain hand ruined all my plans... I loaded up my family in my classic expedition machine, my trusty Jeep.

We headed along the winding back roads to my secret favorite place, you know the kind that have all kinds of mystery treasures that you can't find anywhere else.

It was there I found a treasure of a lifetime.

Before I can reveal the true secret to this mystery, I have to tell you a little bit about it.

You see I believe the world is set up to help people, really help people, and where ever I need help, no matter how the situation appears, my help always shows up.

This help can come in countless forms, everything from a kind word when I need it or a happenstance meeting of a truly remarkable "Guru"

That's what happened to me on the fateful rainy day.

I knew that no matter what, I was supposed to go to our favorite get away, so I loaded up my trusty jeep, gathered the family and head down the highway to my secret getaway, ( no don't bother to ask where it it, I will NEVER Tell you, Its that valuable to me)

I walked in and I heard my son ask me, "What's a Guru?"

I thought it was a strange question for our location, but I gave him an answer.

Then it hit me, right sqaure in the face, all I ever needed to know was right there infront of me.

You could have knocked me over with a feather.

While I won't give you all the details of this "Introduction" I will tell you that I never have to ask again, if I have what it takes for "Guru Status".

Within minutes, I was taking my new find back with me to share a meal at my camper. I could only guess at the power and marvels that were going to be at my fingertips.

I could literally feel the energy in my body rise.

The power and the energy that comes with Guru status was instanly mine.

That fateful day seems as if it were only yesterday, but I can tell you it was a life changing moment forever!

Now, I know you may be asking yourself, what does this have to do with ME?

Well friend, that's why I am wrting you this letter.

You see, There comes a time in a man's life, where they have all the power, all the fortune, all the lifestyle they desire.

Then the concept of success and joy changes, (it's really an amazing shift.)

I want you to benefit from that fortunate day too.

Don't worry, this isn't:

A pitch for some high price coaching program

A hidden traffic method that will put money in your pocket while you sleep

A one chance of a life time that will expire at midnight tonight and be gone forever.

What I am going to share with you is simply the foundation of every success known to man kind.

No matter how grand of ideas you have, you STILL need the drive and the energy to produce the kinds of results that you are looking for.

Now, I won't make a single penny from what I am telling you today, and you too with find the simple joy of sharing those things in your life that made a huge impact with the people that are looking to find their paths to success, the answers to their dreams, and friend that is what I am doing now.

This Guru will show up on your door step, and give you the boost that you have been looking for.

There is even a way to get this guru totally free for one year.

You're asking, what's the catch, you see my friend, thats just shows how much of the false dog eat dog world mindset has set you back.

Once you know what I know, you will never have to embarras yourself again by expecting there is a catch.

For complete information, just send in the postage paid card that is in the envelope with your name and address already printed on it.

You see, when you take the path to Guru success, even the simplest of tasks are already done for you, every step of the way supports you to find your dreams.

I'm excitedly waiting your reply.

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Ahhh That was fun

Mark Riddle
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Scot Standke 15 years ago

Damn, that's pretty good Mark, I guess that's the unabridged version

Scot
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metafever 15 years ago

Fwah . . . too many calories!

Is there a diet Guru I can drink?

All the cynics can insert their favorite Richard Simons jokers below
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Scot Standke 15 years ago

Well, that certainly was a let down...

Not only does it taste funky, like some sort of licorice tea with a never ending after taste, I'm still unable to rattle off the "Theory Of Relativity" off the top of my head!

Scot
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