zitabble blinky doo - lets rank #1 for this

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Help the warrior forum rank #1 for:

"zitabble blinky doo"

reply to this thread with "zitabble blinky doo" in your post. . . . lets see how long it takes us to reach #1.
  • Profile picture of the author metafever
    Here is a quick screen shot of the current search results for the keyword.

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  • Profile picture of the author Star69
    I remember a few years ago, when that Harry Potter was all the craze, I bought a book of spells and began to learn how to make magical things appear.

    One of them was how to turn potatos into gold. The instructions were to place one potato on a glass plate, sprinkle lemon juice on it, then wave your wand over it, while repeating the words "zitabble blinky doo" ten times in one breath.

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    Unfortunately, it also said that it might take take as long as fifty years for the potato to turn to gold. I've got time.
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    • Profile picture of the author Karen Blundell
      Originally Posted by Star69 View Post

      I remember a few years ago, when that Harry Potter was all the craze, I bought a book of spells and began to learn how to make magical things appear.

      One of them was how to turn potatos into gold. The instructions were to place one potato on a glass plate, sprinkle lemon juice on it, then wave your wand over it, while repeating the words "zitabble blinky doo" ten times in one breath.

      "zitabble blinky doo"
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      Unfortunately, it also said that it might take take as long as fifty years for the potato to turn to gold. I've got time.
      ROFLMAO!
      I met an old fellow and all that he can do
      Is mumble "zitabble blinky doo."
      So I said to him "Same to you!"
      :p
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  • Profile picture of the author jlandells
    zitabble blinky doo?

    Why would we want to get on page 1 on Google for the phrase zitabble blinky doo ?It seems such a ridiculous phrase to try and rank for!

    Surely Google will spot this and make sure we NEVER rank for zitabble blinky doo???!
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  • Profile picture of the author artwebster
    I used - red and yellow spotted paint - to illustrate a talk I gave on the stupidity of trying to rank for silly keywords. I still rank Nº1 for "red and yellow spotted paint" but leave off the quotation marks and I am nowhere.

    A also have - uppitytowntraders - out there.
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  • Profile picture of the author christftw
    "zitabble blinky doo"

    Any long tail keywords we may want to think about targeting? :p
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  • Profile picture of the author jlandells
    Wow - a different thread got ranked - this one's still not there!
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  • Profile picture of the author metafever
    Yea . . . what happened is that made that comment on another thread THEN started this one.

    This goes to show the importance of timing with content. . . . who ever is first Google gives slight preference to them.

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  • Profile picture of the author metafever
    LOL . . . Can I say that my own thread is gay?

    HAHAHA

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