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Burglar leaves poop in toilet at house he broke into

by whland
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Burglar leaves poop in toilet at house he broke into


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  • Profile picture of the author buggerme
    Nice one...there's the DNA evidence
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Obviously a man who didn't listen to his mother when growing up.

      1. go before you leave home
      2. always flush
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    • Profile picture of the author mojojuju
      Originally Posted by buggerme View Post

      Nice one...there's the DNA evidence
      But if he's a cannibal, he could throw off an investigation by making it look like somebody else was the poopetrator.
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    It IS interesting. If he had flushed, they might not have noticed. If he flushed the paper also, there wouldn't be any clear evidence, and he could maybe build a case for it being there. As it was, HE got flushed!

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    • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
      Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

      It IS interesting. If he had flushed, they might not have noticed. If he flushed the paper also, there wouldn't be any clear evidence, and he could maybe build a case for it being there. As it was, HE got flushed!
      Or the burglar could have removed the whole toilet. Then the police would have had nothing to go on.




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  • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
    The people who 'identify the samples' must have the worst professional job in the world.
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  • Profile picture of the author MikeTucker
    Reminds me of that case on television many years ago (the 90's?)
    where the burglar was caught because he bit a piece of cheese
    in the fridge.

    Identified him with dental records, lol
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    • Profile picture of the author Daniel Evans
      That's the same guy who robbed Ikea.

      He took everything but left a couple of stools..
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    • Profile picture of the author whland
      Originally Posted by MikeTucker View Post

      Reminds me of that case on television many years ago (the 90's?)
      where the burglar was caught because he bit a piece of cheese
      in the fridge.

      Identified him with dental records, lol
      lol

      I would never burglarize anything.

      But If that was me I would've ate the whole cheese because I love cheese so much. There wouldn't have been any cheese left for them to identify me with.

      Maybe something else but not the cheese.

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