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B Thankful U R Not a Turkey!

by Patrician
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We have MUCH 2 B Thankful 4!

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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    B Thankful U R Not a Turkey!
    Frankly, I've never really thought much about my state of not being a turkey, but now that the subject as been breached - yes, yes - I AM rather thankful I am not a turkey.

    Everyone have a joyful holiday.
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    This year I am thankful for all of the wonderful things that have happened in the previous year.
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    I am grateful that I am not a turkey. lol. At least for today.
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    Yeah, a turkey is one animal I never saw anything in that I could envy. It is a pity that, outside of perhaps plants, things here survive by hurting others.

    Even VEGETARIANS eat plants.

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    • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
      Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

      Even VEGETARIANS eat plants.
      Often without killing them too I might add.

      Happy Thanksgiving.
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      • Profile picture of the author seasoned
        Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

        Often without killing them too I might add.

        Happy Thanksgiving.
        OK, OK, so they simply give them an abortion. The plant may survive with only some bruises, but a "child" plant, or maybe THOUSANDS, never gets a chance to be "born".

        Steve
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        • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
          Is the whole of America stuffing turkey down and feeling the affects of the booze yet?

          I certainly hope so, don't let the side down. I always see Thanksgiving as a time to wish you lot a nice time and as man who likes a party, I hate to miss out so I'll be hoisting a glass or two to the likes of friends here.

          I'd better drive home first though.
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        • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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          Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

          Often without killing them too I might add.

          Happy Thanksgiving.
          Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

          OK, OK, so they simply give them an abortion. The plant may survive with only some bruises, but a "child" plant, or maybe THOUSANDS, never gets a chance to be "born".

          Steve
          It's tragic what happens to vegetables. The cruelty is unbelievable.

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  • Profile picture of the author Raydal
    Turkeys are my friends. I'm a vegetarian.

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    • Profile picture of the author Horny Devil
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      Originally Posted by Raydal View Post

      Turkeys are my friends.
      Lovely creatures. Turkeys are even friends to themselves.


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    • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
      Originally Posted by Raydal View Post

      Turkeys are my friends. I'm a vegetarian.

      -Ray Edwards
      Ray,

      The good people of America are eating long deceased Turkeys.

      As I said earlier in this thread, you like your vegetables alive and well.

      Some day you and other vegetarians will wake up to the carnage and pain you cause.

      Honestly, it's sickening. Ask Suzanne and Steve. They know.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    B Thankful U R Not a Turkey!
    I'm sure my wife has called me a turkey at some point in the past, although I can't remember a specific occasion. I'm not too concerned about it, but if she ever comes home with a 6 foot roasting pan I might have to think twice about it.
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    • Profile picture of the author Horny Devil
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      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      . . if she ever comes home with a 6 foot roasting pan I might have to think twice about it.
      So, that's your head covered. Where would your body go?
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  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    A man received a parrot for
    his birthday. The parrot was fully grown,
    with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary.
    Every other word was an expletive. Those that
    weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude.



    The man tried hard to change the bird's attitude
    and was constantly saying polite words, playing
    soft music, anything he could think of to try and
    set a good example. Nothing worked.
    He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back.



    He shook the bird and the bird just got more
    angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation,
    the man put the parrot in the freezer.
    For a few moments he heard the bird squawk
    and kick and scream. Then suddenly there was
    quiet. Not a sound for half a minute.
    The man was frightened
    that he might have hurt the bird and
    quickly opened the freezer door.



    The parrot calmly stepped out onto the man's
    extended arm and said, "I believe I may have
    offended you with my rude language and actions.
    I will endeavor at once to correct my behavior.
    I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness."
    The man was astonished at the bird's change
    in attitude and was about to ask what had made
    such a dramatic change when the parrot continued,

    "May I ask what the turkey did?"

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    • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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      Originally Posted by Patrician View Post

      ...
      "May I ask what the turkey did?"
      roflmao.....
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      • Profile picture of the author Patrician
        Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

        roflmao.....
        yeah - i post that one a lot of years but this year all i could find was 'what did the chicken do' - and the copy i had always had (now lost) said 'turkey'.

        so i had to change the word here. how can it be a thanksgiving joke if it's a chicken and not a turkey?

        i know - because it's a parrot joke!



        "legally blonde".
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