by CTABUK
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Well? Do you think the surgery was worth it?
  • Profile picture of the author emsplanet
    hehehe.. yeah defenetly man. hahaha
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  • Profile picture of the author David17
    Lol i just want to ask one thing.. Is it a pig surgery to man or a man surgery to pig :p
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  • Profile picture of the author CTABUK
    I'll have you know that my wife did it - I've been over working - the new novel has taken me months to finish. I've been snoring!! So one night she got busy with a scalpel and some wax. Woke up, got out of bed
    Dragged a comb across my head
    Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
    And looking up, i noticed i was late
    Found my coat and grabbed my hat
    Made the bus in seconds flat
    Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
    Somebody spoke and i went into a dream

    And there I was - sat between two old dears - and they said 'Look, it's piggy in the middle
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    • Profile picture of the author FudEnterprises
      Originally Posted by CTABUK View Post

      I'll have you know that my wife did it - I've been over working - the new novel has taken me months to finish. I've been snoring!! So one night she got busy with a scalpel and some wax. Woke up, got out of bed
      Dragged a comb across my head
      Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
      And looking up, i noticed i was late
      Found my coat and grabbed my hat
      Made the bus in seconds flat
      Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
      Somebody spoke and i went into a dream

      And there I was - sat between two old dears - and they said 'Look, it's piggy in the middle
      So uhh the acid was good i take it?
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  • Profile picture of the author CTABUK
    I suppose with a username like yours you would be better known as 'Elmer Gantry'

    Think about it folks
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