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I Can't Be Bothered

by Horny Devil Banned
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I don't have anything newsworthy to tell you, and even if I did I can't be bothered as one hand has got a beer in it and the other has a reserve beer.

I don't have any sublime Christmas themed jokes to tell you, or even a mind-blowing image to post that would get you all murmuring, "wow". I could easily find one but I just can't be bothered.

No reports of horrendous weather, no astronomical revelations, no recipes where you can use roasted spider eggs, no mickey-taking of Claude, and no disclosures of how Paul Myers won the Christmas fancy dress competition by turning his head upside down and going as an armpit.

No Christmas and New Year wishes. Everyone has already done that. And no "2014 will be the year I hit it big".

No, no, no. I'm just here to ask the first person who reads this message to hit the "thanks" button and get me from 999 to 1,000 "thanks". Not that it really matters, but that's my Christmas present to myself. I could make a super-duper thread and earn it, but there's just so much to do on Christmas day, and I can't be bothered.

Enjoy your turkey you peasants. The Devil sends you warm wishes. Very warm.
  • Profile picture of the author dave6859
    Like given......Merry xmas horney devil
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  • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
    Well I think, we the people, should turn the proverbial tables on you, Mr Lucy-Fer.

    I Propose NO one hit the thanks button for you since you are such a curmudgeon today.

    Merry Christmas, you Ol' B*stard!
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Horny Devil View Post

      I don't have anything newsworthy to tell you, and even if I did I can't be bothered as one hand has got a beer in it and the other has a reserve beer.

      I don't have any sublime Christmas themed jokes to tell you, or even a mind-blowing image to post that would get you all murmuring, "wow". I could easily find one but I just can't be bothered.

      No reports of horrendous weather, no astronomical revelations, no recipes where you can use roasted spider eggs, no mickey-taking of Claude, and no disclosures of how Paul Myers won the Christmas fancy dress competition by turning his head upside down and going as an armpit.

      No Christmas and New Year wishes. Everyone has already done that. And no "2014 will be the year I hit it big".

      No, no, no. I'm just here to ask the first person who reads this message to hit the "thanks" button and get me from 999 to 1,000 "thanks". Not that it really matters, but that's my Christmas present to myself. I could make a super-duper thread and earn it, but there's just so much to do on Christmas day, and I can't be bothered.

      Enjoy your turkey you peasants. The Devil sends you warm wishes. Very warm.

      I can understand not posting any roasted spider egg recipes, but not taking the mickey out of Claude!!!!! :rolleyes:

      It would turn the OT into a wasteland in a matter of days!


      Yep, after stuffing myself with a Roast, with gravy, and a pudding with custard, later on, l am still recovering! :rolleyes:


      And after turning Claude into a God, as well as an evil character in a Grinch Fable, l am developing a "can't be bothered" attitude as well!


      But l am sure some more YT video's will help corrupt, (inspire me) to do something else! He, he!


      Have a good one!


      Shane
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  • Profile picture of the author Midnight Oil
    Originally Posted by Horny Devil View Post

    I don't have anything newsworthy to tell you, and even if I did I can't be bothered as one hand has got a beer in it and the other has a reserve beer.
    If both hands are full . . . what exactly are you typing with?
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  • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
    Originally Posted by Horny Devil View Post

    I don't have anything newsworthy to tell you, and even if I did I can't be bothered as one hand has got a beer in it and the other has a reserve beer.

    I don't have any sublime Christmas themed jokes to tell you, or even a mind-blowing image to post that would get you all murmuring, "wow". I could easily find one but I just can't be bothered.

    No reports of horrendous weather, no astronomical revelations, no recipes where you can use roasted spider eggs, no mickey-taking of Claude, and no disclosures of how Paul Myers won the Christmas fancy dress competition by turning his head upside down and going as an armpit.

    No Christmas and New Year wishes. Everyone has already done that. And no "2014 will be the year I hit it big".

    No, no, no. I'm just here to ask the first person who reads this message to hit the "thanks" button and get me from 999 to 1,000 "thanks". Not that it really matters, but that's my Christmas present to myself. I could make a super-duper thread and earn it, but there's just so much to do on Christmas day, and I can't be bothered.

    Enjoy your turkey you peasants. The Devil sends you warm wishes. Very warm.
    You can't be bothered? Oh, I think you can because I'm going to bother to bother you...You got it all wrong, we aren't having turkey at all, but a big Virginia ham and an English roast. I'd wish you a Merry Christmas, but it would be a bother and I'm rather bothered by you not bothering.

    Oh, and you can't have a white Christmas where you dwell
    For it's too hot and never ever snows in Hell,
    But Merry Christmas to you anyway, Oh well...
    You've been an angel to me today,
    And quite frankly, I prefer you that way!

    The utmost question in my mind is are you hot and bothered yet? Well I'm sure you're hot, living where you do, but have I bothered you yet?


    Terra
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Midnight Oil View Post

      If both hands are full . . . what exactly are you typing with?
      Isn't it obvious, his tail!!!! :rolleyes:

      If he can use it as a weapon he can certainly type with it?

      Shane
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